so i was asked to appear on g4's "attack of the show" show. they said they wanted to discuss the mainstreaming of porn and my tv show and just generally have some fun. i knew g4 billed itself as the "gamers" network and was one of my sons favorite channels. when i told brady i was going to do the show he immediately got on the phone and told all his friends. the limo picked me up at 10am, getting me to the studio in culver city by 10:30am. i was greeted by their talent coordinator and taken to the green room as i had about 20 minutes before i was needed on set. there were about 6 people in the green room as i entered and introductions started immediately. the second person i met was a pretty blonde with tan skin and large breasts. she extended her hand and said "hi, i'm heather veitch"... within seconds i matched the name with stories i'd read about a group of former strippers turned evangelists. i started to smell "ambush" and sought out the shows producers. they explained to me that heather was there to offer a "counterpoint" to our discussion. i was not told about any "counterpoint" or about any religious discussions for that matter. this was sure to turn into a debate... and while i'm sure that heather is intelligent and well-spoken, i would have had no choice but to shred her like a head of lettuce at a salad bar. with all the ammunition provided by the incredible hypocrisies of organized religion, it would have taken little time to pound her into submission. however, that was not in the plans when i woke up this am and was greeted by brady telling me to make sure he got home from school in time to watch the show. while i am not a "believer", my sons mother is "christian" and i tend to avoid the subject with him to avoid confusing him anymore than he already is. i have previously made the decision to let him make up his own mind on the subject. that all being said, i told the producers i had no interest in doing the show anymore. while they tried to play it all down and tell me that heather could avoid talking about religion, i knew it was a last dich "say anything" producer ploy and refused. after huddling amongst themselves, they proposed shooting the segment without heather. we shot the piece and everyone seemed happy. i walked out with a g4 tote, t-shirts and beanies for brady and got to meet the wrestler, kane, on my way out. the moment i got home i received an email from an industry gossip columnist, luke ford, asking me what happened with heather veitch today? so now you know luke!