1st, I just wanna apologize to anybody whose posted comments that I still haven't replied to
[in my previous blogs from last week].  I'm gonna go back & reply to your comments,
after I've finished posting THIS blog.

2 weeks ago, in my Bad Boy's Guide To Dating blog, I told Puro Blogazoli that
"I have a talent for figuring out whether a woman's a skank, regardless of how
she's packaged.  No matter how hard a woman tries to hide herself, I've gotta skeleton key".

When Carly read that part of my blog, she asked me,
"What are the signs that you look for to figure out if somebody's a skank"????

Unfortunately, I couldn't offer a concrete answer to the question....   so, I just said to her,
"I dunno, it's sorta weird.  There ISN'T really a mold that skanks are cut from, or anything.
All that I know is that I can just look @ a woman, get a certain vibe, & be like, 'She's a ho'.
And my friends will tell you that I'm NEVER wrong about it.  I dunno how else to explain it".

This AM, I thought about trying to write a Top 10 Ways To Spot A Ho topic....
but, it'd be impossible for me to do this WITHOUT making a bunch of incorrect generalizations.
The problem is that alotta hoez try to disguise their promiscuity by dressing conservatively &
there are alotta women that dress sexy, even though they AREN'T promiscuous by any means.

Still, there have been 2 instances [in my life] where I saw certain things that screamed "HO"!!!
I'm sure that I'm NOT the ONLY person that's seen telltale signs of whoredom before
[& feel free to share your stories, after reading my 2 examples].

The 1st time that I saw concrete evidence of whoredom,
was when I was @ Ocean City, MD for Senior Week [wayyyy back when I graduated from HS].

My friends & I were chillin' on the boardwalk, when a bikini-clad girl came outta her hotel.
She walked by us & even though she was butt ugly----all of us couldn't help but STARE @ her!!!!
Now, y'all might ask, "Why would we stare @ a girl that's butt ugly, even if she had a bikini on"??

Well, trust me, we WEREN'T staring @ the girl's face....  
we were looking @ her thighs & crotch area!!!!
That entire area on her body was black, blue, & purple----she DIDN'T have redness or a rash.
It looked like somebody had BEATEN THAT SHIT UP!!!!

Now, any NORMAL woman with class surely WOULDN'T walk around in public
with her crotch area looking like somebody had bashed it with a baseball bat [for everyone to see].
But, it's safe to assume that when you're a HO, that's the kinda stuff that you'd be willing to do
[b-cuz you just don't give a fuck].

 Get this shit though....   my crazy ass had the nerve to yell to the girl,
"Hey girl, are you alright???  Do you want me to call 911??  That's NOT sex----that's ABUSE"!!!

The other time that I saw a clear-cut sign of whoredom,
was back when I worked in Cambridge, Massachusetts for a few days
@ the corporate headquarters of my former employer.

I went to work that Monday, did my 8 hours, & came back the next morning....
but, when I saw the receptionist, she looked REALLY TIRED
[like she'd had a long night & didn't get any sleep].
She also was wearing the exact same clothes that she'd worn to work the day before.

Now, I was THIS CLOSE to saying to her, "Damn, you must've partied hard last night"....
but, luckily, I noticed something that made me STOP MYSELF before making that comment.

So, I leaned over the receptionist's desk & started making small talk with her
to see if she'd get nervous or uncomfortable @ all....
but, the weird thing is that she DIDN'T seem fazed @ all. 
She just kept talking to me like NOTHING was wrong.
Several people came up to the reception area during my conversation with her
& I was thinking that somebody would say something to her about it----but, NOBODY did.
And as you can guess, the receptionist still acted like NOTHING was wrong.

So, @ this point, I'm thinking, "Damn, I know how it is when you spill toothpaste on yourself.
She must've had a long night of partying & had to run into work really fast.
Maybe I should be nice & tell her that she's gotta toothpaste stain on her shirt
so that she can run to the bathroom & clean it up".

But, there was something about the toothpaste stain that DIDN'T make any sense....  
whenever you're unlucky enough to get toothpaste on your clothes,
it usually gets on the front of your clothing [NOT on the shoulder].
Furthermore, the spots were TOO BIG for them to be toothpaste stains.
So, then I thought, "Damn, maybe she spilled mayonaise on herself & doesn't know it".
I started to ask her if she knew that she'd spilled something on herself, but....

Then, it dawned on me what that stain REALLY was....  & that's when I thought
"Damn, it's no wonder why she looks all fucked out!!!! 
Whoops, looks like somebody was on her knees last night.
The least that she coulda done though, is changed her shirt. 
That's a straight HO move, right there".