Doing this is alot better than pullin' an O.J.

Why even bother to kill someone, when you can have fun with it instead?

Icy/Hot in the Crouch of her whorin' panties. Have that cooter burning, then cuss that bitch out and put the fear of Jesus in her.

Make a KICK ASS meal and use a SHITLOAD of Dave's Insanity Sauce

I know that I would be upset, but I think the best way to get back at someone for cheating on you is to do avoid the reaction they are trying to get out of you which is to blow up and be very sad and angry........Now what if you just acted like it didn't even phase you and then just leave that person altogether and never speak to that person again......I also think tht many people are not capable of doing this even if you didn't really care about that person, nobody wants to get cheated on by anybody.........

I thought about what you'd told me about it, when I was writing this....  I'm still laughing about whatcha did to him.

that is wild you would do some crazy thing like that  i bet she would be too embarrised to show her face or looking to get revenge on you  but i like it  i know i would be evey mad if some one put dog shit in my food or what ever you would do with it  that,s cold but funny

@ 1st glance, the best friend came off as a bit typical....   but, when ya mentioned the aunt, then you automatically put yourself in that notorious Jerry/Maury class!!!!  Congratulations.

I assume that her aunt was a MILF. 

forget what i would do i will tell you what i did

my husband and i separated...during the separation he got some girl pregnant told me in a very hurtful fashion epsecially since i could not have kids

so 2 months before she was do i got his ass arrested...but honestly the whole revenge thing doesn't work for me i feel like i just ate brownies w/ poo poo in them.

I'm curious to know exactly how you got your hubby arrested....   if you don't wanna incriminate yourself [or are worried about it], then you can send me a message with your story.

Also, how long was he in jail?  If it was for an extended period, then he had to be up to his ears in back child support payments, huh????

when we moved from WA to AR he was on probation he didn't want to wait the lil bit of time he had left b/c he said he wasn't never coming back. Welp he came back and was living there.  She was about 7 or 8 months pregnant when I did it.

so he was locked up when his child was born plus she ran...that one email brought down a shit load of stuff when she left and after she had their daughter she told him she wasn't his. 5 years later he still has not seen his child.

which he was only in jail for 3 months but i knew she wouldn't/couldn't deal w/ him being locked up not b/c of finacial either...welfare pays regardles.

and yeah he got back child support but not b/c of the actual jail sentence but b/c of the whole fall out from him getting locked up.

I taped 2 cans of lighter fluid to her muffler. She got about 3 miles then Boom She wrecked her car after they blew lol. 2 fot 1 special.

Some things, I just don't play about....   & this stuff is among them.

When it comes to revenge, I think that Public Humilliation is the way to go.  So this is what I'd do:

Make a poster with homeboy's picture on it saying:

..

"His name is (INSERT CHEATER'S NAME HERE) and he has genital herpes..." 

Then put his address phone number and any other identifying or humilliating info you wanna put.  Then post it (or otherwise distribute it) around the nightclubs he frequents, his neighborhood, and even his job. 

That will be sure to salt his game for years to come.