Just wanted to give y'all some laughs today, because I had Carly rolling about this shit.
This one's short & sweet.
A few hours ago, I was watching one of my favorite movies [Gangs Of New York]
for [what must've been @ least] the 728th time.
Carly & I were laughing @ the part when The Union army was marching & McGloin yelled,
"GO BACK TO AFRICA, NIGGERS" [to the Blacks that were standing in the crowd].
And [as usual] this got me thinking....
Even if I WANTED to go back to Africa....
Umm, WHERE THE FUCK WOULD I GO???
Even though the folks who'd want me to go back to Africa DON'T give a shit about WHERE
I end up [as long as I'm on the 1st ship back]....
it still WOULD BE NICE to know what country I'd be heading to.
Shit, even the INS tries to get it right whenever they deport illegals....
America DOESN'T send HAITIAN immigrants back to JAMAICA &
our government hates Castro too much to send MEXICAN immigrants on a plane to CUBA.
Pardon me for NOT knowing what country in Africa my ancestors were plucked from....
I can't help the fact that slave traders DIDN'T exactly keep those kinda records on their cargo
[which is a shame when ya think about it because every seafood restaurant in America can
tell you EXACTLY where the fuck they get their oysters & fish].
If ya gave me the choice, then I'd say, "Send me to MOROCCO, so I can smoke that HASH"....
but, knowing the DEA, they'd probably step in & send me to some SOBER country instead. 
If you can't send me where I wanna go, then why the fuck would I wanna leave????
My father's in Africa right now, trying to research our family tree.
He's ALWAYS suspected that our African roots are in KENYA....
which would probably explain why I'm so fleet afoot.
But, then again, I'm a sprinter NOT a marathon runner [so, I dunno if my dad's right about that].
On that note, you CAN'T send me to SENEGAL....
I WOULDN'T fit in because Senegaleese men dress WAY TOO DAPPER.
Those brothas shop @ places like Nieman Marcus [which is far outta my budget].
I'm also 5'10" tall.... which would eliminate a country like SUDAN.
And wouldn't it be funny if ya started sending some Blacks back to EGYPT & LIBYA,
after U.S. high school professors tried to teach kids that those countries AREN'T in Africa???
Because folks, that's ONE MAJOR PROBLEM that our government would be faced with
[hell, they've lied about everything else from who shot JFK to Weapons Of Mass Destruction].
Now, in my case, the problem would be WHICH PART OF ME would go back to Africa....
my great-great grandmother [on my mom's side] was pure blood Seminole Indian.
Should I cutoff my arm, mail it to Florida, & then jump on the boat back to Africa????
Or should I tell my father, "Dad, my arm's in the mail. Take care of it for me, in Africa.
By the way.... I'm going to Disney World"!!!!
After all, my great-great grandma's people were in Florida BEFORE the slave ships came.
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Glamorest Life
By Trina
Release date: 04 October, 2005 |
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