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Monday, December 19, 2005 

Current mood:  creative
Category: Romance and Relationships

Today's blog is dedicated to the 1000s of Myspace idiots that CAN'T GET IT RIGHT....
for guys sending women lewd messages in hopes that she'll fall instantly in love with them
& the ladies that're just as clueless in their pursuit of men.

Ever since the 1st day that I started posting topics & chatting on the internet [back in 1999],
I can honestly say that my intentions have NEVER been to pickup women online.
I'm NOT a very trusting person to begin with & [it was this skepticism] that led me to believe
that dropdead gorgeous women in these forums were REALLY just gargoyles in disguise.

The COOL thing is that my cautious approach resulted in my meeting & hooking up with some
REALLY HOT women [on the few occasions where I broke my personal rule AGAINST dating
people that I'd met online].... it's hard to describe the feeling that overcomes your soul,
when you're waiting for a blind date [someone that you've screened for weeks] to show up
&  the unexpected BOMBSHELL that surprisingly arrives is just as relieved as you are.
All that I can remember is looking towards the sky & saying, "THANK YOU, LORD"!!!

It seems to me that alotta men & women on Myspace are going outta their way,
to experience the same kinda bliss [that I've felt] in their own dating life....
but, having mastered the art already, I must say that their approach is ALL WRONG.
Therefore, I'd like to assist the needy by offering my Top 10 keys to successful online hunting.

10. The Importance Of Relationship Status
Ladies: It really DOESN'T matter, whether you're dating someone or not
[men are gonna try to get with you regardless]. But, if your profile says "SWINGER"....
then, you've understand that men will assume that you're either "EASY" or into 3somes
[so, DON'T GET MAD when every guy sends you a message that centers around sex].
Also, if you're married or in a relationship, then it's safe to assume that ANY MAN that tries
to get with you is either immoral or a piece of shit.

Gents: Myspace [& the internet, for that matter] ISN'T a mirror image of real life....
most ladies AREN'T gonnabe MORE attracted to a man whose profile says "MARRIED"
or "IN A RELATIONSHIP". If you're in a relationship, then what's so difficult about fidelity???
Sure, it's the internet, but you AREN'T gonna pickup women by introducing yourself &
then, mentioning your wife in the next sentence [or anywhere else]. Get the divorce 1st.


9. The Death Of A Salesman
Ladies: Despite your belief that men are the LEAST intelligent of the genders....
many of us are smart enough to know when a WEB CAM GIRL is just selling her product.
Please DON'T try to be slick by sending messages with subject lines like "DO I KNOW YOU" or
"HEY CUTIE" [it's NOT like I haven't heard that shit before, ON or OFF the net].
No, I DON'T wanna meet you in downtown Atlanta for drinks either [so please stop asking].
Also, please DON'T say "Checkout my web cam show" anywere in the message.
All of these things will make me hit the BLOCK button, quicker than I can say "BEEYOTCH".
How many times do I have to say, "I don't love dim hoez"????

Gents: Fellas, if you're REALLY a producer/photographer, then you're EXEMPT....
this is for the guys that're making it hard for the HONEST folks to do business.
To the BROTHAS, Black women are already skeptical enough as is.
If you're trying to run game on a sista, then PLEASE say stuff that'll get you somewhere
[tell her that you can get her in a music video or sumthin']. Also, LEARN HOW TO SPELL &
remember that CEO is capitalized [last week, a sista in my friends list showed me a
message where some nigga couldn't even get his title right].
Y'all silly niggaz make it hard for people like me who REALLY have connections in the biz.


8. Never Underestimate The Friends List
Ladies: It's funny when you've gotta bunch of 1/2 naked women in your friends list
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW PERSONALLY [how else can you say, "WANNABE PORNSTAR"].
Now, if you're either a lesbian or bi-sexual, then you're EXEMPT from what I've just said.
There USED to be a silly broad in my friends list that had a bunch of Playboy Playmates &
pornstars in her Top 8 [one day, she did a Top 8 bulletin & made herself look like an ass b-cuz
the ONLY question that she could answer was "Do you know this person in real life" ].

Gents: I understand that I've gotta bunch of 1/2 naked women in my own friends list....
but, @ least it's part of my MASTER PLAN [no, I DIDN'T send em' requests for the fun of it].
However, you CAN'T expect to pickup REGULAR women online when you've got a bunch of
pornstars, centerfolds, & car show models in your friends list [ladies will just assume that
you're a SHALLOW pervert who sits @ home jerking off 24/7]. So, please go out & get
yourself some REAL lady friends to put in your Top 8 [I've got too many to put em' all in mine].


7. Be Nonchalant
Ladies: The BOYFRIEND application says that you're either desperate, boring, OR
a pompous chick who's just trying to see how many guys [& what kind] are gonna respond.
If you're REALLY looking for a man, then DON'T advertise it like a Times Square billboard.
You'd be better off posting the GIRLFRIEND application & saying that ya did it for the fun of it.

Gents: The GIRLFRIEND application says that you're either desperate, a loser, OR
a pompous guy who's just trying to see how many women [& what kind] are gonna respond.
If you're REALLY looking for a lover, then use tact & DON'T be so pathetic in your approach....
but, if you've GOTTA post something, then do the BOYFRIEND application instead &
say that you did it just for the fun of it.


6. Spotlight Your Personality The Right Way
Ladies: Please don't plaster your Myspace profile by saying a bunch of bullshit like
"I ROCK" or "I'm AWESOME".... because that stuff just screams "I'm LAME"!!!!
If you're really the cool person that you claim to be, then people will recognize it on their own
by reading your topics & responses to theirs.

Gents: Please don't put that you're a "NICE GUY" or a "COOL GUY" in your profile....
hell, DON'T even try to market this @ all. We see this kinda crap on Myspace all the time,
but the ONLY thing that ladies say in response is "Awww, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETIE.
DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL SOMEDAY FIND THE RIGHT GIRL" [you NEVER see these chicks
offering their phone numbers by saying, "I sent you a private message, call me sometime"].
If that sales approach worked, then NONE of you guys would still be LONELY, right????
So, obviously, chicks DON'T DIG the niceguy routine.... they wanna see action, NOT words.


5. Beware Of How Ya Pimp Your Page
Ladies: 1st, I wanna give y'all an example of what NOT to do with your page.
Normally, I wouldn't do this because it's mean, but Click here & checkout this garbage
If you're from MISSOURI, then it's safe to assume that ya DO like White guys.
[that's sorta like me living in Beverly Hills & saying that I like rich girls.... it's a GIVEN].
Any White guy with class ISN'T gonna wanna woman like this for anything more than ass.
Furthermore, anybody that claims to be a supermodel should live up to the billing
[can anybody name a Victoria's Secret model that looks like a TREASURE TROLL????]
Also, if you're so glamorous that you piss glitter, then any NORMAL man is gonna wonder
why you're still single. Besides, with teeth that yellow, you oughta be pissing gold dust.

Gents: Please avoid putting ANYTHING in your profile that'd associate you with being a
PIMP or a PLAYER.... believe me, I WOULDN'T have posted the PLAYER CARD in my own
profile if I were still in the game. If you're gonna run game, then DON'T expose your game.

4. Looks Matter
Ladies: Just accept it & STOP stealing other women's pics. Ugly people get love too.
If you somehow get a guy after you've used a picture that ISN'T yours....
do you REALLY think that he's gonna wannabe with you when he finds out the truth????
And DON'T comeback acting like he's SHALLOW for NOT wanting to be with a LIAR.

Gents: The same rule applies to you.... DON'T steal another guy's pic &
try to pass it off as yours. Also, please STOP posting pics of yourself with your SHIRTS OFF.
Any normal woman's gonna wonder why a guy like you is still GIRLFRIENDLESS.
50 Cent's the ONLY guy who'll EVER market his muscles & make women forget that he's
gotta face like one of the monsters in Van Helsing. Just post a headshot & be happy.
Also, if you look like BEETLEJUICE (click here to see him), then you know damn well that
you've got NO BUSINESS trying to pickup a woman that looks like BEYONCE KNOWLES.


3. The Indirect Approach Works Best
Ladies: Unless you're ridiculously hot.... you CAN'T expect men to come beating
down your door, when you merely say "I'm SINGLE & LOOKING". So, just PLAY IT COOL.
Eventually, you'll meet a guy that finds you attractive [because he was either turned on after
reading something that you posted, or ya typed something that sparked his interest].

Gents: Just establish a friendship online & let her come to you. DON'T BE PRESSED.
Trust me, play it cool by NOT giving off the impression that you have an ulterior motive.
If she likes & wants to date you, then she'll eventually say so.... again, this ISN'T real life.
Ladies online DON'T treat their internet friends like they'd treat their actual guy friends
[meaning, there's a VERY GOOD chance that she'll wanna date ya somewhere down the line
if you're around long enough & live in the same city.... furthermore, even if she's afraid to
start a relationship because of the distance, she'll still admit that SHE's ATTRACTED TO YOU
because she'll feel that there's NO RISK involved in being honest about her feelings].


2. Start A Romance & Relationships Blog
Ladies: Men LOVE women that help them with their relationship problems....
if y'all live in the same city, then he might wanna dump his girlfriend in order to DATE YOU.

Gents: Women ADORE a man that can help them understand how men think....
they'll usually place you in the realm of BEING DIFFERENT from every other guy
[unless, you're the I DON'T GIVE A FUCK kinda guy like me----which I DON'T recommend].


1. Remember "Hakuna Matata"
Ladies: You'll NEVER find a man, when you put the wrong kinda energy out there.
If you think that all men are dogs or assholes [& still wanna find a man]....
then PLEASE DON'T SAY THIS KINDA STUFF ONLINE [it's counterproductive].
NO MAN wants a bitter, always complaining, nasty-ill-tempered, overly negative bitch.
So, swallow your pride & talk about how WONDERFUL men are [even if you DON'T believe it].
Believe me, this approach will dramatically increase the likelihood that somebody will
eventually come along & love you the way that you wannabe.
If some guy in your life has hurt you badly, then GET OVER IT....
don't give off the impression that you're still carrying the baggage.

Gents: Please DON'T talk about all the hell that you've been through in your love life....
women think that's so UNATTRACTIVE [they'll feel sorry for you, but NOT wannabe with you].
Instead, talk about the wonderful women that you've dated & how they enhanced your life.
DON'T give into negativity, or the desire to trash talk [because women will just assume that
you'd do the same thing TO THEM if y'all ever brokeup]. Act like you've NEVER had a negative
dating experience altogether. Also, DON'T kiss & tell.

Currently listening:
Bonafide
By Jon B
Release date: 23 May, 1995
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Fish

 

THIS is definatley a keeper...

 

The funny part, is how glam chick is gonna have about 500 hits today and it will only serve to boost her ego MORE...

Gotta luv ya for being a hater...


 
Posted by Fish on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 8:18 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 
LOL - thanks for the luv, Rita....     I'm just being real, about it.

A few weeks ago, I read something that she'd posted in a blog that I frequent.  I don't remember what she said in it exactly....   all that I remember is thinking, "Lemmie checkout this JADED sista's profile". 

When I clicked onto her page & saw the part where it said "I love White boys, get over it"....
my 1st thought was, "Believe me sweetie, I was OVER IT before you even said anything" .

I came THIS CLOSE to sending my boy The Infamous Joe Styx the link to her page with a subject line like "I WANNA HOOK YOU UP WITH THIS HOT BLACK HONEY"....
but, then I thought about my REPUTATION & realized that I DIDN'T wanna cry wolf [even as a joke].

So, I proceeded to read the rest of her profile....   & thought, "Damn, you'd think that a woman this pompous would be the spittin' image of TYRA BANKS".

If she were the LAST Black woman on Earth, then I'd surely be thinking, "Dear Lord, please tell me that there's someone else out here"????  I COULDN'T even market her to the many White guys that I DO know [who like Black women]....   especially, if those guys have visited a place like Washington, D.C. or Atlanta.
 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 9:37 PM
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Tricky T Flash

 

HAHAH!

E. you always crack me up with your insite and wisdom.

i'm totally revamping my online game after reading this.

HAHAH!


 
Posted by Tricky T Flash on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 8:20 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 

 Awww, you're making me blush.... 
the beauty of being on Myspace is that it's NOT like a cliquish message board, where your online reputation can be made or broken by one false step.

Unfortunately, I think that MOST of the perverted guys realize this too [& it's what's causing them to continue sending the 1000s of "Hey baby, what's your bra size" messages].


 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 9:33 PM
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And For Your Drinking Pleasure???

 

Again get damn blog!!!!!! I am just thankful that you did not post a link to mine HA HA

 

10- Yup how true if you put you are a swinger then swing and expect to get nasty comments and naked pictures LOL

9-LOL they could at least put hey I need to buy some new shoes go pay whatever a min to look at me nude please

7-I liked the one you did that was somewhat like that, the whole idea that I have to fill out an app to be considered is funny

5- Thank you I dont know how many people that I know from SD that have something about living in the hood. If you grew up here the only hood you had to worry about is the one on your car if you hit a deer.

4- LOL I had a girl take one of my stupid picture so just put on another one and told her to take that one was a better shot of it lol

1- LOL  sometimes I think that most people do not even read what you put because I still get the 'Hey Baby' in the messages I get or you read what they have to put and you can tell they never took time to read what you put(yea that really tells me anyone wants to get to know ya)

 


 
Posted by And For Your Drinking Pleasure??? on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 8:57 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 
I wouldn't be foolish enough to post a link to your page [because, then, my inbox would be swamped with "HOOK ME UP" messages]....   besides, I don't need you chewing me out about doing it.

Also, Myspace just needs to create a forum dedicated strictly to WEB CAM GIRLS [so that I can STOP receiving pointless messages from them, in my inbox]....   if you're a guy that wants to see a show, then hit that spot instead & work from there.

Yeah, I think the application thing should be used FOR FUN....   but, you KNOW that there are SOME people that're saying "Please lemmie find my next lover" whenever they post theirs.

And yes, I believe you about the hood thing....   Joe Styx & I knew some bitch ass nigga who used to always fake like he was THUGGISH.  But, that fool once got pistol whipped with a toy gun.
One night, I was in Olney, Maryland [a suburban neighborhood in the boondocks, where he lived] & the brotha said, "I'm leaving to hangout with the niggaz on Georgia Ave" [so, I'm thinking that he was talking about Georgia Avenue in D.C.]  Man, that fool cameback 15 minutes later acting like he'd done sumthin' & I said, "Ya mean to tell me that you were talking about UP THE STREET"???? 

Damn, some girl stole your picture????   What the hell is up with people.  I mean, what's gottabe going through somebody's head when they do that????    I like your response to it though. 
 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 9:55 PM
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Ashley

 

well, i must say that i have NEVER tried to date online or have even been to any dating websites. i think that it is just LAME to try to meet people online, i mean, just GO OUT and meet people in real life! that's why i don't watch reality tv, why am i gonna watch people living their lives on tv when i SHOULD be out living my own life?!

anyways, i thought this blog was pretty funny, as usual

10-i don't know why a married woman would be on a dating website in the first place if she DIDN'T want an affair with someone, so if she gets a ton of dirty messages from people, she deserves them for bein a whore...and if a man puts married in his profile on a dating website, he's just lookin for some ass on the side as well, and if he's not married but puts married, well, that is just pathetic if he thinks women are gonna be more attracted to him. MOST women i would think (myself NOT included, unfortunately) are NOT attracted to men that are unattainable. why would a woman risk gettin all caught up with the wife/girlfriend when she could just get another man who DOESN'T have a significant other?! i only mess around with married/attached men cuz i DON'T want a commitment, so anyone else who is doin that should prepare themselves for the same.

9-a webcam girl is just stupid, i mean, shit, why put it out there for FREE?! and that's hilarious that a guy didn't even know that CEO is capitalized, i'll bet he didn't even know what the abbreviation stands for! shit, i'd like it if a guys said CFO cuz at least that is different.

8-well, i must admit, i have a couple artists like pitbull on my page so that i can get bulletins bout new videos, contests and shit, but they are not on my top 8, that is just sad! if you have to put people that you have NEVER met in your top 8, then you probably don't have any friends in real-life...and ya, i noticed all the half-naked women friends on your list, but i've also noticed that NONE of them post on your blogs, hmm, that's interesting...

7-ya, those bf/gf applications are just dumb, i've never reposted those, even tho i do post half a million surveys, but that is only cuz they make me laugh to reminisce about shit and to pass the time at work. just DON'T post any of those, i mean, do people really respond to those? i saw one today that was a "fuck buddy application", now at least that is different and practical, but i didn't repost that cuz i don't wanna fuck any of my friends on here, and obviously, no one else on myspace would even get it!

6-do people's pages actually say "i'm awesome" and shit like that?! wow

5-your page should be a reflection of yourself, obviously, so if it does look like that girls, then all she wants is attention. hell, i know that mine is pretty damn over-the-top, but i only did it that way cuz i thought all the shit was HILARIOUS, and i thought that my friends would appreciate it as well and know that all the shit is SO ME, lol...and i agree, you shouldn't say that you are a player on your page, you should act like the nice guy (or whatever your game is) to reel the girl in, then when she is all caught up, you can reveal your player-self at that time when she's already fallen for ya.

4- i don't know why the fuck anyone would steal other peoples' pics, that is just dumb. i mean, what are you gonna do when you actually meet the person?! but i guess if you have every intention of never meetin the person and just havin cybersex, then by all means, give the guy a gorgeous pic of someone else so at least he can get his shit up...and i don't mind a guy who posts a pic with his shirt off, i say if you got it, flaunt it. i would wanna see what i'm gonna be seein in my bedroom later on, lol

3-i agree, the same should go online as in real life, just play it cool and the guys will come

2-very true, i posted the only blog i've ever done and YOU replied, tho i'm NOT lookin to hook up wit you (obviously, since you initially posted about how there are still some guys out there like you who DON'T cheat, you are one lucky woman carly to have a man like emery who you know will not cheat on you ), but i know that's how you used to run your game, by bein the kinda guy that helps women with their problems 

1-you are right, women will not find a man who are pessimistic about men. that's how i was when i wrote my blog only a couple months ago, but now, i've learned a lot of shit to just make me laugh at the whole game (i guess cuz now i hook up regularly with my ex that i posted the blog about in the first place, and i think it's funny now that he cheated on me, cuz now i'm the one who helps his cheat on his girl, lol). and you are right, no man is gonna want a bitch who complains about shit, you gotta be one down-ass chick (like me ) who just goes with the flow and only complains at the REALLY fucked up shit that NO woman would be quiet about. and ya, i'd feel sorry for a man who talked about his exes all the time, i guess that's just lame cuz like you said, you should just get over it and move on.

once again em, great blog, lookin forward to your next one, as always


 
Posted by Ashley on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 9:12 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 

8 - yeah, I've also got some musicians on my Friends List....   but, I screen their music before adding em'.  I get alotta requests from bands, but [for me] I've got no use for a band whose music that I DON'T even like.  Why would I wanna promote a band later on my website, whose music sounds like ass????

I only have models in my Friends List because [when I finally release my website], I plan on asking
them if they wanna EXCHANGE BANNER LINKS & do other promotional work for my venture.  It kinda would be cool if one of em' responded to my blogs, but I really DON'T care if NONE of them ever do.   Hell, those chicks DON'T even read the responses that their fans post IN THEIR OWN blogs [so, I know damn well that they aren't gonna take the time to respond to mine].  Now, if REBECCA PAULINE were on Myspace, then I'm sure that she'd reply to my blog [because she's just cool like that & was a WARNING LABEL fan, back in the days when I was doing my pilot site].  But, most models are too arrogant to pay attention to anyone but themselves & WHAT THEY DO.  One thing's for sure, you'll definitely see the amount of people in my Friends List DECREASE when I start sending out requests to models for banner exchanges [because I'm NOT gonna keep somebody that's NOT trying to network business-wise].

7 - you've gotta send me the link to the fuck buddy application....   that's actually a funny blog [dunno if I'd wanna jack it, but that depends on how ridiculous the questions are].

6 - Yes, I once saw this college girl's profile [from Alabama].  She musta had "I ROCK" & "I'M AWESOME" in her profile about 1000x [every phrase had "I ROCK" in it].  She even said, "Add me because I rock & I'm awesome"....   she also said, "My friends all like me because I'm awesome".  Then, she finished it by saying, "Get to know me, because you'll think that I ROCK & I'm awesome". 

I was thinking, "OK, shut the fuck up.  Enough already".

5 - I agree with you & I thought your page was humorous.

4 - I'm trying to figure out WHAT these women say to the guys, when they wanna meet her & why would someone waste so much time living a lie????

3 -

2 - To tell you the truth, it was game that was UNINTENDED....   when I was single, I originally started posting just to help women understand men more.  But, when my e-mail inbox started getting swamped with all kindsa requests & phone numbers, I realized that I'd created a MONSTER.  Most guys would've eaten it up & taken it for all that it was worth.  But, the whole thing made me even MORE cautious about people [because I knew what their intentions were & didn't wanna have the problem of getting rid of some psycho chick who'd gotten the WRONG idea].  I also had to think about the possibility of STDs, because NOBODY introduces themself with "Hi, I'm such-and-such & I have crabs.  Wannabe friends"????

1 -


 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 10:40 PM
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Ashley

 

ok, well that makes sense then why you got all those models on your page, good marketing tactic 

lookin at it again, it's not fuck buddy, it's booty call. you should make a fuck buddy one though, that'd be funny, but here it is:

Booty call application :D


Name_________

Age___

Phone(____) _______

Occupation______________

Height______

Gender(M/F)___

Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________

If single would you be mine:

How often (check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__


How long can u last (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___

Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___


Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___

While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)


Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Scratch___ Bite___ Suck__ Talk Dirty___

List three positions u like:
1.________
2.________
3.________

What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___

When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___

How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___

Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list them_________________


 
Posted by Ashley on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 11:01 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 
Damn, this would be fun to fill out....   but, the questions are a bit TOO PERSONAL even for my taste.

But, you know damn well that EVERY guy's gonna give the same answer ["All nite"] to the
"How long can you last" question.  

 Also, I can tell that a Black woman DIDN'T create this questionaire.... 
because "HOW BIG IS IT" isn't anywhere on the application. 
If a REAL Black woman had created this, then it would've been the 1st question [even before the name]. 
 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 11:17 PM
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Ashley

 

hell, if you aren't gonna be personal with someone, you shouldn't be FUCKIN them right?!

and ya, of course they are gonna answer "all nite" even if they are a 1 minute man, cuz what man in their right mind is gonna admit to that shit up front?! nobody!

i'm sure a stupid white girl made up this shit, but it's still funny. and i woulda added "how big is it" to the questionaire as well, but you KNOW that they are all gonna lie about THAT as well. nobody gonna say "rolla dimes" to that shit


 
Posted by Ashley on Monday, December 19, 2005 - 11:43 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 
Yeah, EVERY guy [regardless of color] would answer the question with "12"....
knowing damn well that they mean MILLIMETERS instead of INCHES.
 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 12:00 AM
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And For Your Drinking Pleasure???

 

LOL that brings to mind a guy I know and he is not 12 inches but he is over 10.5 inches and I saw that and said OH HELL NO and women that can take over 11 is more woman then I will ever be LOL Sorry but that shit scared the hell out of little me and I thought for a fling I sure as hell am not going to risk the next guy falling in!!!! We are friends still and he will tease the hell out of me but I have no problem telling him HELL YES I AM A WHIMP

 

lol just thought I would share HA HA


 
Posted by And For Your Drinking Pleasure??? on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 3:14 AM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 
 I'm NOT gonna go there....  I'll just suffice to say that [for the past 1/2 hour] I've been thinking about doing a topic titled TOP 10 BLOGS THAT I CAN'T POST ON MYSPACE.
 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 3:23 AM
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And For Your Drinking Pleasure???

 

I guess size is on the list of what not to talk about in a blog LOL


 
Posted by And For Your Drinking Pleasure??? on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 4:20 AM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 
 Among many other things, it's a no-win situation.
 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 4:25 AM
THESE BR0KE BiTCHES CANT D0 iT LiKE ME
Queen Arbella

 
THANK U!
 
Posted by THESE BR0KE BiTCHES CANT D0 iT LiKE ME on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 8:53 AM
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JENNA freakin' GRIBBLE
Jenna Gribble

 
this was DEF worth the 30 min it took me to read....yes, I am hungover so my readin skillz are a lil' slow today
 
Posted by JENNA freakin' GRIBBLE on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 1:57 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 

I try my very best to be LESS long-winded....  but, no matter what I do, my topics tend to come out the same.

I'm glad that you enjoyed reading it, nonetheless.


 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - 2:11 PM
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Tony Blogtana
Tony Blogtana

 
I'm happy for your mom, that she was able to find love online [because it's awfully hard to do so].

And yes, the BIGGEST mistake that men make online is searching for a lover, when your profile says MARRIED or IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How else can you say, "I'm NOT capable of bringing closure to a relationship" OR "I wanna have my cake & eat it too"????

And your mom's right about SIGNS & speaking of cybersex....   that's one thing that used to turn me OFF about being online.  I'm NOT the kinda guy that can talk dirty to a woman that I've NEVER seen before & know absolutely nothing about [the picture on her profile might look fantastic, but I still dunno if the woman in it's who I'm REALLY talking to].

Let's say you're cybering with a rigid woman that ONLY likes female superior....   but, you're telling her that you wanna doggystyle 1st & then twist her like a pretzel all night.  Am I supposed to ask her what positions she prefers [or where she likes guys to shoot it] BEFORE cybering with her????  Let's say that I'm cybering with a woman & [in the middle of it] she admits having a fetish for degrading her lovers.  Wouldn't that be a mood killer????

But, whenever I'd go into a chat room, I'd immediately get hit with 100s of "WANNA CYBER" messages....  "NO THANKS" quickly became the most popular thing in my online vocabulary.

The funny thing's that once I gotta cybersex request from this White lady in Boston [like Barry Bonds said, among Blacks it's probably the most notoriously racist city----but, there ARE a few cool White people there].  So, I decided to PLAY AROUND with her for a little while.  When I'd finally gotten this chick worked up [& decided that it was time to kill the interaction], she asked me how big it was & I said, "Well, before I answer that question, I've got ONE THING that I forgot to tell you....   I'm BLACK".   NOT even 10 seconds later, my screen said that she'd LOGGED OFF.

As for Miss Missouri, I wasn't even offended by the fact that she said, "I LOVE WHITE BOYS, get over it"....   I was offended by the fact that a sista whom I'd rate a "6" @ best could be so arrogant & conceited.  I'm for being confident & all, but she hadn't just gone overboard with it----it was EXTREME.

Carly saw the Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot graphic on this sista's page & then said,
 "LOL - mine sure as hell DOESN'T".
 
Posted by Tony Blogtana on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 8:37 PM
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