The WORST is when your family tries to hook you up with somebody.

And get this shit....   my former roommate asked me to hook him up with my EX-GIRLFRIEND once [somebody that's on Myspace].  I was like, "Are you fuckin' crazy"???? [I was looking out for HER instead of him].

And guys always wanna act funny when you tell em' that you're NOT gonna hook them up.

I'm with you, I think that you oughta hook-up yourself [even though I've asked to be a few times].  But, [foolish as it often may have been] I've always given people the benefit of the doubt whenever THEY'VE told me that they wanted to hook me up with somebody.

I think that I gotta false sense of security b-cuz the 3 good experiences that I had with being hooked-up came ONE AFTER ANOTHER.  But, after those, it was all downhill from there.

Well i guess im defective or something cause i tell it how it is i tell my male friends if the gurl i want them to get wit is ugly or not.  Your right i don't ask if they want to meet them i sorta force it upon them but hey maybe when they got to know each other maybe sparks will fly?? And if  not hey at least i tried. And your right i hate it when ppl do that type of shit to me. I fake a smile though it all and when its over i plot a way to get revenge. Maybe its just a chick thing to fuck around in everyone we know life?

I tried that (kinda-sorta).  I eat those WINTERGREEN lifesavers, like they're candy.

When I went to meet the girl that my cousin was trying to hook me up with, I had some lifesavers in my pocket & was eatin' em'.

As soon as I noticed that chick's bad breath, I was like, "Mmmmm, I eat these things like they're candy.  They're good as shit.  Want one"????  

The girl was like, "NO THANKS".

hahahaha, i loved this blog! too funny  loved your story bout the girl your cousin set you up with, i hope you were at least cordial to her when you met her tho, and didn't just say, fuck it, you ugly, and went runnin for the hills!

ya, its sad, but if you gotta friend who you know is just downright ugly, just leave her to her own matchmaking, which won't happen anyways. i guess i'm just lucky, all my friends are HOT, except one who doesn't wanna date anyways, so i lucked out in that situation. i've never even played matchmaker with my friends, cuz they don't need it, they can get men on their own anyways.

but just remember, when a friend tries to hook you up, ALWAYS give the big girls a chance! like me, i'm a big girl, but i gotta pretty face, a great personality, and am phenomenal in the sack. so you know, if i want someone to hook me up, i'll make sure that they tell them that i'm a big girl before anything even goes down. and so if the guy says they don't mind that, we'll take it from there. but if they got a thing against us, well, fuck them, i didn't want your skinny ass anyways!

and i agree witcha, i'd be pissed if a friend set me up with someone who wasn't my type. it's just dumb, if they know i usually only dig black and mexican guys, then don't be tryin to set me up with one of your fellas who's white and skinny, it's just not gonna work. cuz women gotta be turned on by the man too, we don't need it to make our dick hard, obviously, but we do need it to get the juices flowin

I tried my best, to be nice to the girl....   but, I REALLY gave my cousin hell for that one----guess what she said when I was telling her about it????

"My bad, I've got another friend that you'll like FOR SURE though".

I said, "Ummmm, NO THANKS".  But, she gave one of her other friends my number & the chick called me outta the blue trying to get with me----I wasn't goin' for it, this time.

I like whatcha do with YOUR friends though----@ least you let em' put it out there, so nobody's surprised.  There are ALOTTA guys that like big girls, so you NEVER know.

But, regardless of HOW you look, I think that people just need to be REAL when they're hooking a friend up with somebody.  If your friend's a ho, then SAY IT [don't take matters into your own hands & say, "I don't want him with a ho"].

I used to hate it when I'd tell a girl that I thought her friend was cute & they'd be like, "Oh you DON'T want her----she's a ho".  Well shit, do you think that's gonna change my mind THAT much????   As long as you AREN'T telling me that she's gotta STD, then I'm cool----I'll just slap on a rubber, hit that shit, & make sure that she DOESN'T become my girlfriend. 

Hmmm, I dunno why I'm even blogging about this stuff, when it's NOT like I'm gonnabe hooked up with a lady anytime soon. 

damn, she wanted to hook you up again???!!! forget that shit! lol

exactly, there are a lotta guys who like big girls, i know that, lol. i mean, why play games you know? when the dude sees me, he's gonna know i'm a big girl, so why hide it in the first place? it's not like an std or a kid or somethin you could hide, it's out there fo sho, lol

and that's dumb for the girl to tell you her friend's a ho, who cares, and who's she to think that you wouldn't go for that?! she must have just been tryin to be nice and say what she thinks about YOUR character, that you might not wanna get wit a ho

i think you are bloggin about this shit cuz you are thinkin bout all the shit that you've been thru to get to where you are at. people do that when they're bout to get married

Yeah, she tried to hook me up again.  I couldn't believe that shit.

And a few of my friends liked big girls, even though you're WAY TOO SMALL for their taste [they like those 500 pounders].

As for the HO thing....   yeah, I'm sure that's what my friends were trying to do [tell me that I might NOT wanna get with a ho].  But, shit, everybody's definition of a ho is so ambiguous.  You know how it is....    she might NOT be a ho @ all.  Your friend might just be saying that about her b-cuz the girl swallows & your friend thinks that shit's nasty.

Alotta women define a HO as "a woman that does ANYTHING in the bedroom that I WOULDN'T do".

So, I was always skeptical whenever a lady called her FRIEND a HO [because if the girl's such a nasty person, then why the hell is she even associating with somebody that MIGHT try stealing her own boyfriend????]

haha, i don't call ANYONE a ho anymore, it would be hypocritical

AWWWW now come on maybe when a friend is hooking you up she really thinks the girl is cute(lol maybe) The friends is seeing what a great person she is and she really does have a good personality. I have hooked up people before and got it because the girl was a total bitch even if she was hot so now I hook up the nice girls. I dont hook up alot but when people come here for school and dont know anyone it is easier to have a group of people go out and make sure to invite the two that you think should hook up and see what happens(lol that is the safe way)

Plus really if you tell a guy she has a great personality he knows you are hiding something so if he takes the hookup is his fault for expecting something off the chart hot(lol)

But good blog

See, that DOESN'T make any sense for the guys to blame you for her being a bitch.

Maybe she was being a bitch b-cuz she thought he was boring & was annoyed that she wasted her time on somebody that she didn't end up feeling a connection with????   Maybe he was telling corny jokes [cuz you know how guys can be----they expect women to laugh, even when their jokes are lame].

People's attitudes can change on the spur of the moment, but it's NOT like you can get plastic surgery on your face in the middle of a date.

But, you raised a good point about "maybe the girl who was hooking you up REALLY thought she was cute"....   you just reminded me that women's definition of cute is completely different from men's.

When Pamela Anderson was on-top of her game, MOST men thought that she was hot----but, you couldn't find alotta women that WEREN'T calling her plastic.

Y'all ladies will pick apart EVERY flaw in a hot woman, but will find the beauty in a swamp monster.

HA HA HA I do not fix anybody up with my friends because I CANT even pick a good one for me!!!!!!!!!! I dont let anyone fix me up because I want to see what I am getting before I commit to spending time with them, I am not about to sit thru a fix up if I dont want to be there(might be rude but that is why I dont do the fix up lol)

Now a friend of mine went on a fix up and excused herself to go to the bathroom and call me to come pick her up and off we went to go eat somewhere else LOL

I get guys asking me all the time to fix them up with my friends and tell them NO you are on your own and I sit back and watch the show.

LOL at she tried to fix you up again and thought you would go for another round with someone else.

LOL@ The last time that I checked----a good personality WASN'T enough to get your dick hard.

Yeah, I can definitely understand what you're saying about a date that can't carry on a conversation.  I've seen how alotta guys act around women in bars & it's amazing how LITTLE they talk or how clueless they are when it's time to make conversation.

LOL - if I were a lady, I wouldn't wanna BUFF guy either.  Steroids makes your johnson SMALL.

And yes, I'm OK now.  I'd actually forgotten about that girl, until I made this post.  But, I haven't forgotten that she had the absolute worst breath of all-time [it was like roadkill].

I totally agree! As i said in one of my blogs "women like to think that guys want them for their personality, but lets face it, you can’t blow your load on a nice personality. "

hahahaha, i know huh, cuz you just don't blurt somethin like that out if there was an EXTREME cause to do so!

i don't wanna sound fucked up, but i wouldn't bring an ugly friend along on a double date cuz i wouldn't want my man to be lookin at me like, "you associate with someone this ugly?" and start to reconsider liking me. is that fucked up? i dunno, guess i'm just like that tho, lookin out for myself always, lol

No, that's NOT fucked up @ all whatcha did.

When I was in college, a bunch of my female friends told me that my MALE FRIENDS were hindering me from getting women.  They were like, "Emery, you need to stop hanging out with your friends & start going solo.  All they're doing is keeping you from getting the kinda women that you REALLY COULD get".

So, I took their advice & started being a loner....   I can't say that they were WRONG either.

damn, so were your female friends just sayin that your male friends are ugly???!!! sorry i'm slow sometimes, and it's monday, lol

i've noticed i've gotten more play bein with only like one friend up in a bar too. i guess the men aren't as intimidated by me, cuz i'm usually in a big group when i go out. and i probably and more outgoing when i'm with less people, cuz i don't gotta compete with my girls, so they pick up on that as well.

Whatcha talkin' 'bout mad props from HIM???    Props ain't worth that kinda punishment.

Now, if his friend had said, "If you'll go out with this chick tonight, then I promise to pass MY GIRL around to the homies [if ya know what I'm sayin']"----then, Nigel woulda been a fool NOT to go. 

But, what the hell kinda props could his friend possibly give????  I mean, he CAN'T comeback talking about, "I promise to hook you up with a hot girl later".  If he can't get it right the 1st time, then why would you trust him anymore????   His buddy had no more credibility.

LMFAo that was funny as shit brother  ima give u 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

kudos for that lol