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chipper
Category: Romance and Relationships
1st of all, I'd like to send love out to CORETTA SCOTT KING for loving us all these years.
Rest In Peace.
Though it's the 1st of February, NOT everyone loves Black History Month &
some are crazy enough to think that America's come so far that it should be done away with.
However, today, I'm NOT gonna use my blog to put those folks on blast.
Since I've got the next 20 days to celebrate Blacks who've made significant contributions
[& will spotlight one of these individuals daily, in my blog, through the end of February],
I've decided to do sumthin' that's probably NEVER been done, in the history of mankind....
Today, I'm gonna kickoff the Black History Month festivities by blogging about my
Top 10 Trifling Black Americans That WON'T Be Celebrated In Future Generations.
Alotta names were considered, especially some Uncle Toms that're in government....
but, people like Clarence Thomas & Condoleeza Rice failed my lithmus test for selection
b-cuz [despite being disliked by many Blacks] they'll still be celebrated in the encyclopedia
for reasons that I believe have validity.
10. Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown (tie)

Dysfunctional Hollywood Couple that is NOT a shining example of what Black love is
[no matter how much Whitney stands by her man, whenever he gets arrested].
9. O.J. Simpson

Hall Of Fame Football Star Turned Acquitted Murderer that might go down in history as
the greatest liar that ever lived. White America hates him b-cuz he's the symbol of injustice....
but, Blacks love him for giving Whites a taste of the judicial medicine that we got for centuries.
8. J.C. Watts

Token Black Republican Congressman of Oklahoma who exemplifies a "SELLOUT".
Upon being elected in 1994, he refused to join the Congressional Black Caucus....
later, Watts proceeded to call Black Democrats & civil rights leaders "poverty pimps".
Is it any wonder why Republicans once hailed him as a future presidential candidate????
7. 50 Cent

Attention Seeking Rapper that NEVER has ANYTHING nice to say about ANYBODY &
is the posterchild for why record sales DON'T necessarily translate into "having talent".
Despite being the 1st artist [since The Beatles] to have 4 songs in the Top 10 of
Billboard's Top 100.... rest assured that in 50 years, NOBODY's gonna give a damn.
6. Reverend Al Sharpton

Jackleg Preacher Turned Presidential Candidate who paved the way for media whores
like Terrell Owens, Dennis Rodman, & Ron Artest. He's always bitching
[most recently about Aaron McGruder], but NEVER really saying shit that's worth a damn.
I can honestly say that if it'd come down between Sharpton & Bush, I woulda been confused.
5. Marion Berry

2x Crackhead Mayor of Washington, D.C. who somehow triumphed after adversity &
made the words "That bitch set me up" famous worldwide. Sadly, he contradicts everything
that the DARE program teaches our children [that "you CAN'T accomplish anything great,
when your mind is hooked on drugs"]. Despite being a drug addict, Berry is arguably the
GREATEST mayor that D.C.'s ever had b-cuz he was actually able to get things done.
4. Ebony Ayes

80's Adult Film Star blessed with a 36JJ bust line, who starred in over 150 porno flicks.
A bona fide trendsetter, Ebony was doing White boys when 99% of sistas nationwide
woulda committed suicide before making the choice to crossover....
but, nowadays, it'd be sorta funny to see a chick with a jehri curl having sex with Biff.
3. Milli Vanilli

Lip Sync Pioneers who won 3 American Music Awards & 1 Grammy, with their scheme.
These trailblazers paved the way for Ashley Simpson & performers on Soul Train.
Nowadays, people laugh @ em'.... but, if you're over the age of 25, then you'd be LYING
if you said that ya DIDN'T jam to "Girl You Know It's True" & "Blame It On The Rain"
[before finding out the truth about these frauds].
2. Armstrong Williams

Black Sambo Journalist who'd sellout his own mama in exchange for the right-wing dollar &
is the unofficial Grand Wizard of The Ku Klux Klan's UNCLE TOM Battalion.
Recently, Williams was busted for taking bribes from The Bush Administration to promote
the underfunded NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ACT to Black Americans.
Rumor has it that the title of his college thesis was "Why MLK Is A Meddler".
Whenever ya see him on TV.... you KNOW what side he's gonnabe on, before he speaks.
1. Ike Turner

Struggling Musician & Wife Beater who's famous for whooping Tina Turner's ass,
to the point that she needed reconstructive surgery to fix the nose that he'd broken 100x.
His famous quotes include "Sing the song like I told ya to" & "You're tryin' to help Ike"!!!!
Though he'd take the credit for boosting Tina's career, the truth is that Ike would still be an
unknown had it NOT been for her presence in his band.