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lazy
Category: Romance and Relationships
Ya know how it is on Jerry Springer.... every episode's either gotta cross-dresser or a trannie
confessing to their shocked lover that they were REALLY born a MAN!!!!
You've gottabe retarded NOT to be able to tell the difference between an authentic female &
a fraud [anybody that CAN'T, oughta be used as a lab rat for medical research].
There was a gay brotha that I used to work with....
one day, we were talking & he said, "Emery, you oughta come out with me, sometime.
I could show you some drag queens that look just like Jennifer Lopez----big booty & all.
I betcha that you'd NEVER be able to tell the difference".
What the fuck was he thinking----that I'd be like, "Sure, let's go out so you can show me"?
Maybe he forgot that straight men DON'T give a damn about checkin' out drag queens!!!!
But, his statement speaks of the numerous men that put alotta effort into tryin' to look female
for the purpose of fooling other guys & the idiots that really CAN'T tell the fuckin' difference.
I don't care if y'all say that "I'm just hatin' on em'" for calling it like I see it. 
Cross-dressers, trannies, & drag queens run around 24/7 calling themselves "DIVAS"....
& what's scary is that these muthafuckaz REALLY believe that they DO look like women.
Shit, alotta of em' would come outta the mouth saying, "Beyonce's got nuthin' on me"!!!! 
So, today, I'm gonna bust their bubble by telling everybody how to spot a FRAUD from a
mile away. The following list consists of the dead giveaways for men frontin' as ladies:
EXAGGERATED MANNERISMS - aside from being drama queens, frauds are THESPIANS
that try TOO HARD whenever they're playing the role of a female. Let's take their favorite
dance that Madonna made famous, as an example----The VOGUE!!! Men that vogue have an
awful habit of flailing their arms around like people who can't swim. Whoever's unlucky
enough to be anywhere within a 10 foot radius of them will surely get knocked the fuck out!!!
Frauds are NEVER subtle in their gestures or movements [everything is designed to draw
attention to themselves].
BAD FEET - any woman that'd put alotta time into making herself up ISN'T gonna have
jacked up feet [& I'm NOT talking about having corns or bunyons either].
MOST women have a distinct smoothness to their feet & their toes look great when painted.
But, frauds always have feet that're either wrinkled, crusty, or ashy looking &
their toes [when painted] look like somebody gave a pedicure to an orangutan
BAD HANDS - no man alive has hands that're even remotely as beautiful as a woman's!!!!
Like feet, a man's hands just AREN'T nearly as smooth as a woman's....
our fingers are longer, wider, & the joints are much more visible. Frauds look like women
that have HORRIFIC cases of arthritis [even when they're wearing press-on nails].
Also, I've NEVER met a woman whose hands were big enough to palm an NBA basketball.
The VOICE - I dunno how to describe it, but y'all will KNOW what I'm getting @....
whenever a man tries to speak like a woman, there's a distinct BUZZ-like sound in his voice
[like he's got sumthin' stuck in his throat].
The ADAM's APPLE - outta EVERY woman that I've ever met or seen before in life....
I've only seen ONE that had an Adam's apple [& it wasn't extremely noticeable].
BODY STRUCTURE - frauds just DON'T have that hour glass or coke bottle shape,
that women NATURALLY have. Also, how many women under age 50 do you know of that
AREN'T overweight, but wear form-fitting dresses WHEN THEY'VE GOTTA POP BELLY?
CAKED ON MAKEUP - this is why it's so important to see what a woman looks like
WITHOUT her makeup on [b-cuz frauds try to blend in, by feasting on the fact that alotta
women are afraid to show a man what she looks like in the AM]. Always be skeptical of
ladies that wear too much makeup----especially when it looks like she's used concealer to
hide razor bumps & potholes.
WIGS & WEAVE - nuff said
FASHION FAUX PAS - again, frauds are really just MEN in disguise....
so, when they dress like women, they're usually gonna fuck-up somewhere.
There are too many for me to list em' all, but always be skeptical when you see somebody
that makes you wanna call THE FASHION POLICE. Also, frauds are MORE concerned
with projecting the desired effect than showing off designer labels like a fashion plate
[meaning that the brokest female will still DRESS BETTER than the richest fraud].
BREAST IMPLANTS - I have NOTHING against women with implants....
but, I cannot deny the fact that alotta frauds nowadays have stooped to getting them!!!!
A lady that cares enuff about her appearance to buy 36DDs SHOULDN'T have peach fuzz.
So, always think twice before you drool over somebody with hefty knockers.
AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR - frauds have a funny way of giving you the creeps,
whenever they're interested in you.... they always give you that PSYCHO look &
when you look away, they almost always get pissed off & frown their face like 
!!!!
They DON'T realize that you WEREN'T looking @ them b-cuz you were interested
[the reality is that you couldn't help but check em' out b-cuz they look so damn STUPID].
THE LAZY EYE - I've NEVER seen a fraud that DIDN'T have this quality....
& please DON'T assume that I'm saying that the difference in the eyes will be profound.
All that I'm saying is that one of their eyes will ALWAYS be lazier than the other.
For example, let's checkout this picture of RuPaul. Examine the left eye & the right eye.
His left eye's surely lazier than the right [this is a characteristic shared by ALL frauds].
Today's Black History Month Profile is:
HANNIBAL (247-182 B.C.)
Military Commander of Carthage [in the North African country known today as Tunisia]
whose tactical genius nearly destroyed The Roman Empire during the 2nd Punic War.
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My Gift to You
By Alexander O'Neal
Release date: 22 October, 2002 |
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