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Category: Romance and Relationships
Sunday AM, Carly & I were driving when Keyshia Cole's song I Should've Cheated was on.
Our conversation that followed went a little sumthin' like this
[please be forewarned that this dialogue contains some offensive words & phrases]....
Carly: "Honey, would you date Keyshia Cole"????
Me: "Nope".
Carly: "Why not"????
Me: "B-cuz she's NOT my type. Well, then again, I'd probably let her suck my dick.
I know that some people might think Keyshia Cole's fine. But, as far as I'm concerned....
she's just the kinda girl that I'd wanna fuck one time & then, get rid of afterwards".
Carly: "Whatta you mean, by that"????
Me: "Well, there are girls that ya KNOW that you'd wannabe in a relationship with....
there are girls that you'd just wanna fuck & then, there are girls that you WOULDN'T touch".
Carly: "Would you sleep with Tyra Banks on the 1st date"????
[knowing damn well that I've gotta rule AGAINST having sex on the 1st date]
Me: "Hell yeah"!!!!
Carly: "I thought that you don't have sex on the 1st date".
Me: "Well, for Tyra Banks, I'd make an exception & I wouldn't even penalize her for it.
Shoot, I'd be trying to start a relationship with her & all".
Carly: "Why"????
Me:
"B-cuz she's Tyra Banks".
Carly: "Are all guys this way"????
Me: "Yep.... ALL straight men are this way, even though most would NEVER admit it".
Carly: "So, how do you differentiate between one type of girl from the other????
I'm just curious & right now, I'm asking specifically about how YOU decide".
Me: "Well, for me, I need a woman that's got the perfect blend of looks & personality.
If she's got the look that I like, but has a personality flaw....
then, I'll just fuck her & NOT make her my girlfriend".
Carly: "If a woman wanted to sleep with you on the 1st date,
but there was something that you DIDN'T like about her personality....
would you still have sex with her"????
Me: "Yeah, but I'd use a condom & wouldn't call her anymore after that".
Carly: "Hmmm, interesting. Well, how long does it take for you to figure this stuff out"????
Me: "Shoot, I know by the 1st date. But, usually, I know WELL BEFORE the 1st date".
Carly: "So, how long would you date a girl just to have the chance to sleep with her"????
Me: "It depends.... if she's giving me head or sumthin', then I'll keep dating her.
But, I'm NOT gonna keep taking out a woman that's NOT giving me anything @ all.
I can always tell by the 1st date whether or not it's gonnabe worth the effort".
Carly: "But, don't most guys keep taking a woman out, if they think they'll get some????
Even if she's NOT giving him any"????
Me: "Yeah, but I think that's just DUMB. Why are you gonna keep spending money on a
girl that's NOT giving you anything @ all?! You're just wasting your money".
Carly: "But, that's what other guys do".
Me: "I know, but I never understood the concept of continuing to blow your money on
somebody that's NOT putting out. You can get to know a woman WITHOUT wasting your
money by taking her out to dinner over & over. That's kinda whatta phone & talking's for".
Carly: "So, when did you know that you wanted to be with me"????
Me: "The moment that you told me that you were a virgin".
Carly: "Were you worried that it wouldn't work"????
Me: "Not @ all. I just figured that everything depended on me & how I treated you.
I wasn't really worried about you b-cuz I knew that if things ended, then it'd be my fault".
Carly: "But, you know that alotta guys DON'T think that way either, right????
They always wannabe the 1st one to hit it & then, they're out the door".
Me: "Well, I think that's just STUPID too. Only a dumb ass would waste time
sticking around for months, just so that he could devirginize someone & run!!!!
You could be out messing with other girls, while you're bullshitting on trying to hit ONE.
If you're gonna do all that, then you MIGHT AS WELL be in a relationship with her & stay.
I made an exception for you, b-cuz I knew that it would be worth it to wait for you.
Sleeping with you WASN'T even on my mind @ all, b-cuz I didn't know when it'd happen".
OK, now that I've setup my post with some dialogue....
I'm interested in knowing HOW the guys go about categorizing females &
I'd also like to field some questions/comments from the women about this stuff.
Below, I've listed the categories that I PERSONALLY had for females when I was available
[minus exceptions to the rule, b-cuz you've gotta take those on a case-by-case basis].
And just a little FYI - I'm NOT gonnabe telling anybody what category they'd fall under,
regardless of whether or not I'm your type [which I'm likely NOT anyway].
MINT CONDITION
Example: ESTHER BAXTER
The kinda woman that I'd marry!!!! She's what's known as a HAT TRICK....
that's whatcha call a woman with a pretty face, awesome cleavage, & an apple bottom!!!!
If ya throw her personality into the equation, then you've got yourself serious wifee material.

KILLAH CROSSOVER
Example: JESSICA ALBA
Fuck whatever the Black community would say about my choice....
she's the kinda woman that I'd date regardless of the names that I'd be called for doing it.
The classic "If you're gonna date outta your race, then @ least do it right" kinda girl!!!!

OUTLET
Example: CRYSTAL KNIGHT (Adult Film Star)
She's sexy enough to fuck, pretty enough to be seen with, & cool enough to chill with....
but, sumthin' about her makes me NOT wannabe in a committed relationship!!!!

ONE-HITTER
Example: KEYSHIA COLE
The kinda woman that I'd only wanna sleep with ONCE & then, move onto better things.

FLUFFER
Example: KELLY ROWLAND
The kinda woman that's only good enough to give me head.

HOPELESS CAUSE
Example: GISELE BUNDCHEN
I don't care if Leonardo DiCaprio [or anybody else] calls her the hottest woman on Earth....
she'd still NEVER get anywhere close to my bedroom!!!! Gisele looks like ass, to me.

Today's Black History Month profile is:
DR. MAE JEMISON (1956 - Present)

ASTRONAUT & SCIENTIST who became the 1st Black woman in space,
on September 12th, 1992 aboard The Space Shuttle Endeavor.
She enrolled at Stanford University @ the age of 16, finishing with a
Bachelor of Science in Chemical Engineering & a BA in African-American Studies.
In 1981, she earned her Doctorate in Medicine from Cornell Medical College.