Alotta people dunno the difference between a jerk , Mr. Nice Guy , & The Don ....
so, today, I'm gonna present 25 different scenarios that men often encounter with women
& an example of how each guy might react to them.

25. What's your attitude about being friends with women?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "Awesome!!!!  Every lady says that I give good advice".
 Jerk: "As long as it's friends with benefits".
 The Don: "I've already got enough female friends & don't need anymore".


24. What's your attitude about women that're virgins?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "Abstinence is the best thing".
 Jerk: "Hell no....   messing with a virgin is like having a 2nd set of balls attached to ya".
 The Don: "Oh shit, that's my wifey....   as long as she's HOT".


23. You & your date decide to make it a Blockbuster night.  What movie do ya pick?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "Have you ever seen The Notebook, Beaches, or Steel Magnolias"?
 Jerk: "Who cares?!  It's NOT like we're gonnabe watching it for long anyway".
 The Don: "Fuck Blockbuster....   let's go somewhere that rents porno flicks too".


22. A woman gives you her phone number.  How long do you wait before calling her?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'm calling as soon as I get into the house.  She might be the one".
 Jerk: "I'll give it @ least a week or 2....   hopefully, I won't lose her number in that time". 
 The Don: "I'll wait @ least 48 hours....  I don't want her to think that I'm pressed".


21. You're on the phone with a woman & she asks you to call her back in 5 minutes.
How long do you wait, to call back?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "5 minutes"
 Jerk: "Fuck that shit....   I'm NOT calling back.  I'll wait till she finally decides to call me".
 The Don: "I'll go do sumthin' & then, call back in an hour.  Hopefully, she won't be mad".


20. You've only gone on 1 date with a girl, but she already wants to introduce you to
her friends.  How do you react?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "Great, I'd love to meet your friends.  I'm sure they're cool people".
 Jerk: (thinking) "YESSSSS, it's about time that I get to see who's next on my HIT list".
 The Don: "There's enuff time for that later.  But, right now, I wanna get to know YOU".


19. Valentine's Day is coming in 7 days, what's your attitude about it?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "That'll be 3 dozen red roses, a teddy bear, chocolates, dinner, & a gift".
 Jerk: "Let's see....   how many chicks am I gonna breakup with today"????
 The Don: "It's that time of year again....   1st its Christmas, then our anniversary,
then Carly's birthday, then New Year's Eve, & now Valentine's Day. 
My pocket NEVER has time to recover".


18. You strike up a conversation with this hot chick @ a bar.  But, somewhere along
the line, she mentions having a boyfriend.  What are you thinking now? 
 Mr. Nice Guy: "That sucks".
 Jerk: "I'm gonna pretend that I didn't hear that & fake like I REALLY wannabe friends".
 The Don: "Yeah....  I've heard that before, from women who proceeded to mess around".


17. You're on a date with a woman & when the discussion steers to oral sex....
she says that a man's GOTTA give, even though she'll NEVER return the favor.
How do you handle this?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I understand....   some women just don't like doing that".
 Jerk: "When I get her in bed, I'll just push her head down there OR stick it in her mouth".
 The Don: "NEXT"!!!!


16. While you're out with your new woman, you happen to cross paths with your
INSANELY JEALOUS ex-girlfriend.  Whatta ya do?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'll introduce them, b-cuz I want them to be friends".
 Jerk: "I'll introduce em' & play it off, even though I know that they'll HATE each other".
 The Don: "I'll just walk by & act like I never even saw her".


15. You've never been in a long-term relationship.  But, she insists on knowing how
many serious girlfriends you've had.  How do you answer the question?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'm embarrassed to say that Ive never had a serious relationship before".
 Jerk: "I've had quite a few, but left b-cuz the chicks were psycho & obsessed with me".
 The Don: "I don't talk about my past with anybody that I'm NOT committed to. 
That part of my life isn't up for discussion, when I'm just seeing somebody.  If my past
relationships had been meant to be, then we'd still be together.  So, the important thing is
to know that I'm NOT comparing you to anybody else".


14. When a woman asks how many sexual partners you've had....  you tell her!!!!
But, when you throw the question back @ her, she refuses to tell you how many men
that she's slept with.  What are you thinking about her now?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I understand if she doesn't wanna talk about it.  She's not a bad person".
 Jerk: "The WHORE alarm just went off!!!!  Let's see how long it takes to bed this one".
 The Don: "She's hiding something....   NEXT"!!!!


13. Your friend calls to complain about some asshole that she's dating
[b-cuz she wants you to be her shoulder to cry on].  What your feeling about this?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'll listen, b-cuz I wanna help her.  Maybe she'll hear me & leave him".
 Jerk: "Save the drama for yo' mama"!!!!
 The Don: "If I'm interested in her, then I'll tell her that I'm busy [b-cuz I really DON'T
wanna hear her shit].  I've got better fuckin' things to do with my time, than give advice to someone that ISN'T gonna do the right thing regardless of what I say.  In the end, she's still
gonna find any ole excuse to stay with him & keep tolerating what he's dishing out"!!!!


12. Your friend's boyfriend has been fucking up sumthin' SERIOUS lately....
what's your 1st thought?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "She doesn't deserve this.  I've gottabe a good friend & help her thru it".
 Jerk: "Let's see if she wants to make him jealous....   an angry woman will cheat"!!!!
 The Don: "Here we go again....   OK, when is she gonna ask me to come over"?


11. A woman that you're dating has trust issues & says, "ALL MEN ARE DOGS"....
what's your response?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "Can I be the one to show you that all men AREN'T dogs"?
 Jerk: "All women are bitches & pimpin' ain't easy"!!!!
 The Don: "NEXT!!!!  There are too many women in the world that DON'T feel this way
& I've gottabe fair to myself, by NOT fighting a losing battle".


10. You're interested in a woman whose said that she doesn't wanna serious
relationship right now.  How do you handle this situation?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "It's OK, we can be friends" [knowing damn well that she's gonna start
dating somebody else in about a week].
 Jerk: "Neither do I....   so, let's kick it & have no ties.  I respect your feelings".
 The Don: "It depends....   if she's just a chick that I wanna fuck, then I'll use her for sex.
But, if she's somebody that I'd wanna make my girlfriend, then I'll move onto another girl".


9. The playerette that you've been dating says, "I'm confused, I dunno what I want"
when you ask where ya stand with her.  Whatta you do?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'll do my hardest to convince her that I'm the BEST guy for her".
 Jerk: "I'll keep fucking her, until she figures it out....  & when she wants me, I'm gone"!!!!
 The Don: "I'll keep fucking her, until a better woman comes along.  And when I find her,
then I'll stop calling the confused chick outta-the-blue without saying why".


8. You now realize that the woman that you've been dating REALLY ISN'T your type.
Where do you go from here?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'll keep dating her, b-cuz people change & nobody's perfect".
 Jerk: "Who cares, as long as she's got tits & ass???  Ya don't fuck a woman's personality".
 The Don: "Oh well....   @ the very worst, we can still be friends with benefits
until I decide to replace her with somebody better".


7. Your female friend says, "I must be honest.  I really don't like your new girlfriend.
She dresses so slutty & I think that you could do better".  What's your reaction?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "OK, I'll breakup with her.  You're my friend & I respect your opinion".
 Jerk: "YES, I was hoping that you'd say so.  Now, I know that she's REALLY my type".
 The Don: "If you wanna remain friends with me, then don't you ever disrespect my girl.
If you ever let this happen again, then I WILL choose her over you & end our friendship".


6. You're doing it doggystyle to a chick whose said that she'd NEVER have anal sex.
Whatta ya do?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'll just keep doing it doggystyle".
 Jerk: "I'll try to sneak it in the pooper shooter & pretend that I got the wrong hole".
 The Don: "Who cares....  she'll do anything with me anyway, if we ever get married".


5. When ya 1st started dating your girlfriend, she said that she'd slept with only 6 guys.
But, 2 months into the relationship, she comes to you crying & says,
"I need to confess.  I haven't been with 6 guys....  I've REALLY been with 36 guys.
I'm sorry that I lied, I was just scared that you wouldn't like me".  How do you react?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "Don't cry, it's OK!!!!  I understand that you were just scared".
 Jerk: "You owe me a threesome, for lying to me"!!!!
 The Don: "NEXT"!!!!


4. Your girlfriend just admitted that she cheated on you.  What do you do?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "I'd forgive her, b-cuz everyone makes mistakes & she won't do it again".
 Jerk: "If I haven't already cheated on her, then I'll act like it's OK & start fucking around".
 The Don: "NEXT"!!!!


3. A woman that you've been dating says, "My ex-boyfriend's in town for a few days &
he wants me to hangout with him.  Are you gonnabe mad, if I do"? 
BTW - this is the same asshole who she loved dearly, even though he treated her badly.
Well....
 Mr. Nice Guy: "No, I wouldn't be mad.  Go out, have fun, & tell him that I said hello.
I trust you & I know that you don't have feelings for him anymore".
 Jerk: "Hell no, my ex-girlfriend's in town too & I was gonna ask you the same thing".
 The Don: "Puhleeze, if you wanna keep messing with me, then you'd better figure outta
way to put that muthafucka in the past, leave him there, & move the fuck on"!!!!


2. You've been dating a woman that's bi-sexual.  One night, she asks if you wanna go
with her to a strip club [featuring LADY dancers].  Do you go?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "No & I don't want you to go either".
 Jerk: "Hell yeah....  but, make sure that it's a place where you can bring a video cam"!!!!
 The Don: "Sure....  & on that note, let's see if we can pull a hot dancer outta there &
have our own little after-party".


1. This whorish chick that you know calls & says,  "I just did something really bad.
Last night, I got drunk & had an orgy with 6 guys.  Do you think that I'm a slut"?
What's your response?
 Mr. Nice Guy: "No, you're my friend & I'm sure that those guys took advantage of you".
 Jerk: "Damn, your story just turned me on....   I've gotta hangout with you more often".
 The Don: "Why would you even ask me a question, like that"????