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City: Los Angeles
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/29/2005

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Friday, September 19, 2008 

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – "He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier."

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and "I don't care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl" kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I'm just trying to keep warm!

Although you know that thing is frozen and my tongue would probably stick.

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Sharlynn

 
Hahaha!!!!!
 
Posted by Sharlynn on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:30 PM
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Sawah

 
Too bad it's not a real picture - I've seen something about this on Snopes.com. This one and the red/white/blue bikini ones are both on there as being fake.
 
Posted by Sawah on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 12:45 AM
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CaT

 
this is beautiful. yeah so maybe she is a milf, that doesn't get her any other credit! thanks for saying all the things we can't put into words and for standing up for the little guy. you and your blogs rock hard socks.
♥CaT
 
Posted by CaT on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:32 PM
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Mackenzie

 
ahaha thats greatttt
 
Posted by Mackenzie on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:33 PM
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Lois Lane

 
Can't hardly breathe let alone comment, laughing so hard!! Best post ever!! :)
 
Posted by Lois Lane on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:33 PM
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Strikingly Beautiful Inside & Out!

 
Keeping warm is always a good thing!
 
Posted by Strikingly Beautiful Inside & Out! on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:34 PM
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ TORA Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

 
She's just vapid, plain ol' vapid.
 
Posted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ TORA Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:36 PM
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fronteriza
Donna Snyder

 
hilarious, little Luly Franceypants.

Ms. Cho, words fail me, a poet, in describing how brilliant, funny, and sexy you are. that was a drop dead punchline, too.

saludos de la fronteriza desde El Paso
 
Posted by fronteriza on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 11:43 PM
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Amy & Wendy

 
LMAO! that's one of the best things i've heard since all this fiasco with her began!
 
Posted by Amy & Wendy on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:01 PM
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Megz Small

 
I know, right? Palin looks like she just walked off the set of one of my favorite "films" of all time, Naughty Bookworms: Volume 7.
 
Posted by Megz Small on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:39 PM
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Mighty Mouse

 
No way, no how, no McPain!
 
Posted by Mighty Mouse on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:39 PM
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CiD Dangerous,,, Spirited Away ,,,
CîD Dangerous,

 

 
Posted by CiD Dangerous,,, Spirited Away ,,, on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:40 PM
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VINCE DAWSON

 
Too fucking funny!

In my deviant mind, I'm thinking she's "worked it" before, and will again. I mean, five kids? She's no amateur. I can imagine she's got a lrger than life toybox at the bedside, and besides being a hockey mom, she's most likely a closet MILF.

Don't think she hasn't groped poor old John John a time or two in tha last few weeks.

And, as for John John, he's got a 22 year career in the Navy, and all we hear about is the five years he got the crap beat out of him. Great recollections! If it was me, I wouldn't have been able to remember shit about the improsonment, but that's just me...AND, he has fucking film footage! What is he, the fucking rock star of the Vietnam War?!?

I was there too, but I guess I was just a roadie. I put all that awful shit behind me and lived my life.


If you do Sarah, please blog it.
Someone should.
 
Posted by VINCE DAWSON on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:42 PM
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Cocoa Pebbles
Cocoa Puffs

 
LMAO!!!!! Awesome!!!! You know pitbulls must be pissed that she's comparing herself to them!
 
Posted by Cocoa Pebbles on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:44 PM
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Click Ur Heels 2gether 3xs & Go F*CK Urself!

 
Hahaha!!!!!!! @ "he was captured, so he was not THAT good"

Damn, she has legs I'd kill for. Bitch.
 
Posted by Click Ur Heels 2gether 3xs & Go F*CK Urself! on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:54 PM
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Tara
Tara Dublin

 
That woman has GOT to have a serious S&M closet. Can't you just picture her in full-on domanitrix clothes? Sure you can.
 
Posted by Tara on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:54 PM
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Phoenix Rising
Risen Phoenix

 
HAH! although, kinda makes me wonder, what flavor of an ice cream cone do you think she is?
 
Posted by Phoenix Rising on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:55 PM
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Elaine
elaine ewing

 
Just because she is pulling off that "hot for teacher" look doesn't make her sexy to me. It doesn't make her smart either. She has a mean face to boot, not an ounce of softness. She might be okay as a cruel dominatrix, but that's not my thing. Also, when I imagine sex with her, the the only thing I can imagaine between her legs are razor sharp teeth!! So I have to disagree MC.
 
Posted by Elaine on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:55 PM
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rae

 
LMFAO! you always find a way to brighten my day! thanks. let me know if u get a shot at her. would love to hear about it! i know she would support gay marriage THEN!
 
Posted by rae on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 5:57 PM
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Atomic

 
ewwwwwwwww
Palin looks just like peggy hill from king of the hill. Major gross out! But to each their own lol
 
Posted by Atomic on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:00 PM
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Atomic

 
its cool man. I wouldnt do you either.... I like me some manly men... and I belive palin is more man than you could be.... So I guss givin the option between you and palin... I might for the first time in my life dittle the skittle.
 
Posted by Atomic on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 7:04 PM
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Can I Get a Witness Up In Here!?!?
Vaughn McClellan

 
HAHAHA! loves it! I agree with you Cody, she is pretty hot and I'd probably being going after it too if i were straight or bi at least. As for what you said about atomic, freakin hilarious and very well put on this last statement. I see that he's yet to comment anything back so I guess he may feel slightly retarded now.

Love the blog miss m! I read it and pictured it happening without freakin the hell out which is surprising since the thought of two women is umm unappealing to me, lol.
 
Posted by Can I Get a Witness Up In Here!?!? on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 8:53 PM
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Atomic

 
Do I feel "retarded"... absolutely not. I do not feel like a person with a disability in the slightest. I hope lame ass people like you one day will realize that using that word in such a derogatory way is just as hurtful as calling a kid a fag or a dyke. So no I don’t feel "retarded".
Second, I have a life and do not sit in front of the computer all day. So I will comment back now.
As far as my masculinity goes I will say I have nothing to hide. Unlike those who are going to try to call me out, and have their own profiles set to private. Read my blog... it was kind of a funny experience. The red dress was for a red dress party. When I mentioned that I like manly men, It was into reference that I don’t like catty little bitches.
The most important thing though is that my comeback was meant to be funny. I don’t care if m. cho wants palins pussy… I just think she looks like peggy hill. That’s funny shit. Now did I say things that were full of attitude? yes. But if the homo wants to dish out attitude... expect some back. So I will also apologize to m. cho to. This was a very uncalled for place for this discussion.
 
Posted by Atomic on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 5:52 AM
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Grifter

 
In all complete honesty, choosing Palin as his VP was his most prominent mistake. Though yeah I noticed the emphasis on *was* a good soldier in your post :P

But come on... obviously Palin is McCain playing the "Woman card" that they tried to take advantage of from Hillary Clinton. I think that was a very cheap shot. I mean why not go the EXTRA mile and play the "African-American Woman" card? I mean why debunk Hillary who isn't even in the race why not outshine Obama's racial advantage? Huh? HUH?!? Seriously.
 
Posted by Grifter on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:01 PM
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ABORTION PARTY!

 
yeah no shit. If Palin can't even protect her own email account from being hacked, why the fuck should we trust the cunt whore bitch to run our country?????????????
 
Posted by ABORTION PARTY! on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 7:42 PM
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bifurious

 
THANK you!
 
Posted by bifurious on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:03 PM
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jadalyric

 
lmao!! you curazeeeeeeee!!
 
Posted by jadalyric on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:03 PM
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oosker

 
You should start calling her a GILF now.
 
Posted by oosker on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:04 PM
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Giblet

 
OMG...even I want some of that Alaska pink taco...and I'm gay.

 
Posted by Giblet on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:05 PM
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Liza

 
That's funny.....my mom said the same thing about McCain.....

She said, why does everyone say to vote for him because he was in the war and all he did during the war. He was captured, he didn't fight, he sat in a cell. How good a soldier could he be if he was captured?????
 
Posted by Liza on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:11 PM
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Kyle Ord

 
that right there, is why i love u!
 
Posted by Kyle Ord on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:13 PM
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erin

 
LMAO dude I was just looking at a picture of her thismorning and reading about her email problems, I know what she looks like, I've seen plenty of pictures by now....but today I was looking at the glasses, the eyes, the mouth.......all of a sudden I noticed I was TOTALLY checking out Sarah Palin I felt sort of funny about it but not anymore.....Margaret you're something the fuck else! You are truly my hero. I love you! Lately I've been running to my Myspace to see what your next blog brings every time I think Okay this is as funny as it gets but you blow it away with the next blog. WTF I love you!
 
Posted by erin on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:14 PM
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DJ
Daniel Burt

 
Haha yes! Even I think she's a bit of a MILF, even if she is a silly cow.
 
Posted by DJ on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:16 PM
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The Sensational Ms. D'Minxx

 
THIS, is why you are the coolest woman alive!
 
Posted by The Sensational Ms. D'Minxx on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:19 PM
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Trish

 
hey i agree. she is fucking hot. Great taste
 
Posted by Trish on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:19 PM
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malini

 
i love you, you made me snort coffee outta my nose, but i still love you
 
Posted by malini on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:19 PM
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Amanda

 
As much as I dislike Sarah Palin because I believe her and Ann Coulter are demons, Sarah Palin is totally hott. I'd fuck the republican right outta her
 
Posted by Amanda on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:22 PM
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How'd I get so famous?? I got fuckin Paparazzi

 
Hysterical as usual!!!!
 
Posted by How'd I get so famous?? I got fuckin Paparazzi on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:23 PM
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**Candace**
Candace Kelley-Dyke

 
Okay but you do know that is not a real pic...I am sure it exists somewhere at her home but this was a photo shop....but none the less it emphasizes exactly what she is...nothing but a pretty face who can spit out the party rhetoric and look good doing it even though it is ALL lies. Check it out people they are all lies--the whole McCain campaign has turned into a lie fest.

They picked her over Lieberman because he would have fractured the party because of his "liberal" views...how fucking liberal can he be...he spoke at the Republican convention. Republicans think so little of women...they think we will vote for McCain because his running has a vagina and a good set of knockers....wrong. We vote on policy issues. We fought for the vote and now that we have it we they want it for the first time because they know that they are FUCKED.

The economic meltdown, I hope is only one of the nails in the coffin of the GOP....grand old pricks.
 
Posted by **Candace** on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:27 PM
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* Eddie *
Edward Macarchick

 
definitely a VPILF!
 
Posted by * Eddie * on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:27 PM
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tiffanybugs

 
ROFLMAO! Mahalo for starting my day off with a good laugh.
 
Posted by tiffanybugs on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:28 PM
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Daft Sally

 
I don't really think you'd really want to do her...
I mean, imagine all the nasty conservative cock she's probably let in her Batcave.
You'd catch Prejudibigotcootieitis or some shit. Not curable by antibiotics!
 
Posted by Daft Sally on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:29 PM
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dudley
dee thompson

 
i pledge alegence to margret cho and all she and her vagina stand fior margret cho for president
 
Posted by dudley on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 10:44 PM
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Dave Coleman
Dave Coleman

 
she's probably bi-polar. they already talked about her tanning bed being for 'depression.' i thought that was why she was smoking all that good Alaskan Thunderfuck chron, you know?

the manic side would account for her blind ambition without the ability to understand she's lept before she looked.

speaking of, she's clearly got the sexual mania and her husband is noted for his 'endurance' during the sled race, so...

me? i don't 'do' Alaskan Screech Owls, however much they look like Tina Fey.

has anyone thought of having Fey run, instead?
 
Posted by Dave Coleman on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:29 PM
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lucy

 
hahaha that's probably how mccain feels too.
 
Posted by lucy on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:36 PM
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JOSHUA {ELITE}

 
Can we share her pussy
 
Posted by JOSHUA {ELITE} on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:36 PM
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The Tara

 
I don't know if this was said or not in a comment yet.......
"What would you do for a Palin Bar?"
 
Posted by The Tara on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:39 PM
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Little Rich
Richard Holder

 
LMAO You almost got me hard with that one and IM GAY!
 
Posted by Little Rich on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:43 PM
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L.

 
oh em gee!!! i am on the FLOOR!!!
 
Posted by L. on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:53 PM
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Ty
Tyson Chase

 
Nice pic... umm Palin really isn't my type but I suppose I could see the frigid snow queen as attractive in some light.. oh how lighting does wonders for the human body.
 
Posted by Ty on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 6:55 PM
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