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Current mood:  hungry Category: Life
Allright my fellow stonehenchers and weed heads, I, Bong Rip am here to give you all a lesson in being the ultamite weed conosouir. First of all, lets examine the different styles of weeds. There are Indica and Sativa strains and a mixure of those grown under all different settings. So no two weeds are ever the same exact, like humans. Indica is a heavy body high, better for people with serious illnesses and people who want to couch it. Usually a little more darker and dense. Sativas tend to be more of an uplifting mind high, better in the daytime and for people on the go. These strains tend to be lighter green and sometimes fluffy and fruity. I tend to smoke a lot of Kushes, these are more Indica and is said that Kush strains where grown in fields with Poppy in Afganistan, so Kushes have trace opiates, the heroin of weed. There are Devils, Blueberries, Shishkaberries, Erckles and Train Wrecks in the Indica families. In the Sativa family we have Hawaiians, Lemons, Green Crack, and most BC strains. It's always a good idea to smoke diferent flavors to keep a fresh high and to keep from becoming immune to the same flavor.
Now...lets get to the good stuff...I'm talking about the amazingly pungent, sweet, stinky goodness that is the flavor of these fine strains. If you are smoking on anything other than a brand new cleaned glass pipe or bong, you are a dog and probably smoking some dog ass weed, and I feel for you my friend. But if you are smoking some rock star stuff then this info is for you. Glass pieces need to be always rinsed with hot water after every bowl, and if any resin buildup may occure? Alcohol and soap rinse to new. Break up your bud very careful as to not loose crystals and goo. Try not to clog the bottom of the bowl so it will hit clear when packing. Now this is the important part, the lighting of the bud. Any heat over around 350 will vap your THC to nothing, and lighters are 560 degrees. We all know if we have used a vaporizor that it only takes 200 degrees to release THC. So when you light your bowl, try to aim for the very very side and play a game with the lighter. The game? Get the flame as close to the edge of the bowl without letting the flame touch, just heat. This will release such a better taste, more THC, and your pot will last longer. So, less is more my friend.
Now, also I have read studies where they had people hold there hits in for 20 seconds, people for 10, and people who just inhaled and exhaled their hits. Nobody got higher than the next. Once you breath in the hit, your blood oxegenates with the THC and you blow out 90% into the air no matter how long you hold it. Your just doing more lung damage and shortening the years that you will enjoy your pot. Joints in studies are the most stoniest but most damaging to the lung. Next is vaporizing and this is very nice to the lungs. Remember, THC is water soluable, so bongs steal your THC, but compress your hit and burn twice as much in the process, so it seem very stoney. And glass pipes can be the best of all worlds if you burn with the vaporizer method that I taught you, if you can still remember due to the short term and all.
So lets recap...Use a brand new cleaned glass pipe. Break up herb gently. Burn easy and very lightly. Don't hold in hits. Rinse pipe in hot water and Qtip it. Repeat!!!...Bong Rip...
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