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High to all my fellow Hempsters, friends, and family. I am going to share the secrets of smuggling your weed on a plane, through the mail, and while driving a car, and also How to act with Police. We know almost 50% of all adults have smoke weed, so should half the population be in jail? HELL NO!!! Tokers are not criminals and people driving with weed for deliveries are no different than a Coors truck making his delivery. No human should ever have to live with that stress in their life. This is going to be a complete up to date compilation of the best advise for you who will drive, fly, send and posses god given herb, Marijuana.
First things first. The weed needs to be in a smell proof container. But remember that all materials have micro pores so it is best to pack your Marijuana away right before it is to be traveled with. This is most important for all methods of travel. So if you are going on a trip and you need to fly, but are afraid to bring weed, fear no more. Always put it in your check in baggage if anything. They are doing full body scans now, so crotching it won't work anymore. And definitly not on your carry on!!! Don't bring much as they will probably see it on x-ray but won't do anything unless it is a lot. It is more hassel than it's worth to hold you for the real police. There are a few ways you can hide it. ..1. A vitamin bottle with a screw on top and non see through bottle. I like vitamin C because it wont fuck the flavor of your weed. Put weed in baggie and stick on the bottom of the bottle with the vitamins on top. Screw cap on very tight and make sure it is smell proof. ..2. Use a bottle of conditioner or lotion and stick baggie in bottle and pour liquid on top to hide and smell proof. When you put these items in your luggage, place other items like toothbrush, paste, munchies and more around smuggled stuff. Remember, they are looking for bombs not weed- as long as it does not stink.
Now, lets discuss sending weed via mail. This tends to be tricky. I know of peanut butter jars and vitamin bottles that did not make their destinations. Never use a real return address. I would say to be totaly for sure, the only way to send is by hollowing out a candle and stuffing your buds in that and melt the wax back into place. But other wise a bottle of shampoo or lotion stuffed with baggies might work. Use regular mail, not overnight. Overnight tends to raise red flags. Remember to pack at the last moment possible for fear of smell seapage.
Now lets talk about driving with weed. If you have baggies, please use a turkey bag to hide smell. You can buy these at any grocery store in the baggie section. Hide the weed somewhere under the dash or in the headliner. Make it difficult as 15 mins spent hiding your weed could save you years in jail. Never leave any roaches or pipes out in the open. If you just smoked a joint the oil will be all over your hands and lips and the police officer will definitly smell weed and have probable cause to search. When a police officer pulls you over #1, Be very nice, hands on your steering wheel and never get out of the car!!! #2. Have your story straight between you and your passengers, always look the police officer in the eye, and speak clear. If you get pulled over and they wanna search, a denial will raise a huge red flag. They will call other cops and they can always make the canine bark easily to give them a probably cause to search. Then the search will be very detailed!!! And driving away might not happen. If arrested and they start asking questions, keep your mouth shut and ask to speak with your attorney.
By law, you are allowed to deny a search. If he askes to search and you have nothing out in the open, say no. He will ask why. You say,"I am protecting my constitutional right". Thats it. If he searches and finds weed, that is an illegal search-and-seizure. You win in court. Well, this is a pipe dream. Cops are never your friend and will always play dirty to search your car. They will pull you over and say you had a tail light out or something. And never have a DARE or Law Enforcement Support sticker on your car. A total red flag!!! Be smart, if you drive with weed. Don't look gangster and too Joe cool, or cop-boy is going to want to meet you. Cops are smart, and can smell a criminal on many levels. So be careful, and lets keep the cops busy with the real criminals, not us...Bong Rip...
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