What a weird time to take a vacation.
The last two weeks have been pretty interesting out here in Tom-Land. My best friend from film school came a-visitin' from Austin, so we had lots of fun catching up, culminating in a fantastic music festival this weekend at Liberty State Park (with a fantastic view of the Statue of Liberty's ass, something this New Yorker has honestly never seen in his 12 years living here) and a fantastic Radiohead show.
I hear I missed a STELLAR return-to-form episode of Days of Our Lives, with the DiMeras front and center. It warmed my heart to hear it, in spite of the creative chaos overshadowing the best job I was ever fired from. I only wish I had seen it.
I was dismayed to learn that last week, only ONE SOAP OPERA surpassed a 1.0 in the 18-34 demographic. Folks, that's not good. AT ALL. You may find small comfort in the spinned knowledge that your show is ranked third or fourth out of eight in households - but that number is a false comfort compared to those all-important demos.
On the other hand, I was thrilled that the one show that overcame the 1.0 hurdle is also one of only TWO soaps that has IMPROVED in demos from a year ago… and is also the show my good buddy just started co-head writing. So I raise a glass to Hoag, and hope his good fortune continues over there in Genoa City. Whatever his influence was over these last few weeks of air shows, it clearly wasn't a BAD influence, and I hope it goes on. (And no, I'm not saying that to kiss any ass or get any job… he knows better.)
But beyond all of that, something happened this week that shook the Internet-reading soap audience to its core, surpassing even the DOOL debacle. Sorry, Nelson… you might have competition when it comes to your "Story of the Year - 2008" title.
Carolyn Hinsey was fired.
I'm assuming those who stop by and visit my MySpace page are already in the know, regarding who Ms. Carolyn Hinsey is, and what her role has been in soaps. If you don't - well, just google the name.
I've hung out with Carolyn socially on a few different occasions, most notably Emmy Night of 2001, when myself, Hogan, Tom Reilly and Carolyn shared a walk from the Emmy dinner to Radio City Music Hall, avoiding the red carpet at all costs. She also hosted an ATWT-only Emmy party a week after ATWT swept in 2001 at Blondie's (a Thursday night that left most of us ATWT employees running on no-sleep and possibly still a few sheets to the wind when we reported to work on Friday morning - and a night we still talk about whenever we're able to reunite with fond-yet-exhausted memories). I've seen her at a few other events, and we've exchanged hugs and pleasantries.
Here's what I, Tom Casiello, publicly stating on the Internet for the record, think of Carolyn Hinsey: I think she's a very passionate fan of soap opera. I think she stands out in a crowd in numerous ways. I think she's very vocal and out-spoken. I think (like most of us out here on the Web, including myself) she has a LOT of opinions - some of which I agree with, and some of which I don't. I think (much like myself) she gleefully and happily loved working within an industry where she was already a fan, and had already viewed so many she worked alongside from a fan perspective prior to working with them professionally. I think she was always nice to me. I also think she wasn't always nice to some of my friends. I think sometimes she was dead-on… and other times, she was so wrong, I couldn't help but wonder why there weren't more repercussions. I think absolute power corrupts absolutely, and I think what happened with Carolyn is probably something that would happen to most anybody in her shoes, given that much power that quickly. I'm sorry the whole situation was allowed to get to his point, but I'm also sorry somebody lost their job.
And that's what I think.
But apparently, at some point over the weekend, something unexpected happened.
It began when previous SOD and SOW employees came out of the woodwork and, without posting their own names, started spilling stories about things Carolyn had done in the office - petty, cruel, mean-spirited things. Then they started telling tales of what petty, mean-spirited, cruel things some ACTORS have done. And by the end of it, the thread turned into which actors were gay, which actors had given which reporters STD's, and basically believing that with Carolyn getting fired, everyone got a free pass to spill whatever awful gossip they felt like.
Carolyn's predecessor, Alan Carter, God bless him, used his real name. And I think he was the only one. The rest? Hid behind soap nom de plumme's, as they detailed horrific stories involving actors' personal lives, called Carolyn every four letter name in the book, and then signed off with a flourish that the witch was dead, karma came back and bit her in the [insert-ass-comment-here], and by the way, [insert actor name here] is a &$%@ as well!
Funny. For all the faults people complained about re: Carolyn her column, at least Carolyn always signed her name to her opinions.
Look, I get that this woman wasn't very well-liked. I really do. But somehow, between Thursday and Sunday, "re-affirming that the right decision was made based on somebody's work ethic" turned into "Can you tell me who else on B&B is gay?" I was embarrassed. And frankly, a little bothered. If this is all the general audience is looking out of daytime, then I'd say certain head writers are working far too hard. And they aren't dumbing down their stories nearly enough.
Sorry. I know it probably sounds like I'm getting back on my moral high horse again. (I think it's the little bit of Ryan Harrison that I have in me.) I just couldn't believe when I got back what this gossip thread had turned into. It took on a life of its own, and even some of my friends who got a kick out of it early in the weekend, were suddenly pretty disturbed by Sunday night.
Now it's become a funeral pyre for soaps, pointing out that CH being in power for so long is a prime example of how certain other head writers and executive producers have also been in power too long, when they're clearly "destroying the industry".
I swear to Agnes Nixon and Bill Bell, 2008 is going to be the year that goes down in daytime history as the year everybody just turned on each other. From the second the ball dropped in Times Square on December 31, 2007, it seems like everything soap-related involves venom and vitriol, scandal and lies, cruelty and bitterness. You know - all the things you WANT to see on THE SHOWS THEMSELVES.
I give up. To all those employees who are left at SOD and SOW who now have to deal with the fallout of this insanity, I give you my sincerest condolences. And major thumbs up for trying to keep your heads held high with all of this mudslinging. I've been there. It ain't fun.
And folks? Let's all lighten up? A little? Please? I know I'm probably going to be disagreed with, and somebody will post something mean and nasty about me, but -- hey. At least I signed my name to this.
Signed,
Tom Casiello/Ryan Harrison/Jack Snyder/insert self-righteous pedestal-standing annoying soap hero name here