what never happened?

By sabret00the (© 2007)
to all my female friends of the past
i know my time passed
but i'm left have to wonder?
did things go naturally sour
or was it because i made a blunder?
it's really a shame and if i had more game
i would've hit on you like thunder
but the truth is i'm a little shy
so many times i hold my pillow and sigh
right the way through the whole night
boner pressed against the sheets
lack of comfort just to compound defeat
but on the real if i was meant to hit it
you're supposed to my friend
on the uptake, dumber than most men
and that don't even depend
that story just deepens
like "d'oh" i just done, done it again
and i'm wishing for a change
but when it comes to that
i'm nothing short of lame
it's like you have to say it loud
and say it right out
because if you beat around
i'm like what you talking bout
i know it's wrong to say
but thought i'd say it anyway
if we're not longer friends
cause i didn't do you that way
i'm sorry ok, come around another day
i'll rectify it what you say?

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i think this is terrible.