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Frank Dux


Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Engaged
Age: 53
Sign: Aries

City: Seattle
State: Washington
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/2/2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008 
A  biker was riding by the  zoo, when he saw a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion  grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to pull her inside to slaughter  her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
 
The biker jumped off  his bike, ran to the cage and hit the lion square on the nose with a powerful  punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back and let go of the girl. The  biker then took her to her terrified parents, who thanked him  endlessly.
 
A reporter saw the whole scene, and addressing the  biker, said, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in  my whole life.'

 'Why, it was nothing,' said the biker,  really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and  acted as I felt right.'
 
'I noticed a patch on your jacket,'  said the journalist.   

'Yeah, I ride with a Israeli  motorcycle club,' the biker replied.
 
'Well,  I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist with the Times, you  know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the front page.'
 
The following morning the biker bought the paper to  see if it indeed brought out the news of his actions. On the front page was the headline:
 
'ISRAELI GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND  STEALS HIS LUNCH.'

If your laughing its only because we know its true or at least I do as I never accounted a more twisted reporting of the facts from the LA Times, in 1988, when reporter John Johnson lied about my providing him articles or when he attributed a trophy receipt that on its face was false but makes no mention of the fact it was two years off on its date, the name on it was mispelled DUKES  - my trophy inscription reads entirely different, etc. 

Unfortunately, I had to wait 10 years before I could confront the so called evidence and it was dismissed as  fabrication by a judge and laughing jury because it was so ridiculous. Eventually, I will show all this on my upcoming website and we all can have another good laugh!
2:02 AM
 
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