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Sexe : Female
Statut : En couple
Age : 28
Zodiaque: Cancer

Ville : Knoxville
Région : TENNESSEE
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 27/10/2005

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mardi, avril 11, 2006 



What the..?!? Oh Man!






Is he giving me the finger?










Two weeks ago a spider moved into my car.




 



He doesnt pay rent and I rarely get a good morning. I will just be going to work and there he is on the passenger seat staring at me.




See? Here he is...you can't make up this crap. I guess he got in through an open window...








Here is one that is less blurry









At first we just ignored each other, I dont want any trouble.















After a few days he started making demands, He made me give him my yellow sprinkle cookie.





I love the yellow sprinkle cookie.






I miss my yellow sprinkle cookie.







I dont want to point fingers but someone has been making long-distance calls on my cell phone,


whatever.

I am not crazy.


I dont know anyone in Topeka.


Where the hell is Topeka?






Oh, well ok then...




As I was saying.




That eight legged, free-loading arachnid has started taking money from my wallet.









It is no better inside my car




I am sick of the cheap cologne and cigarette smell,




 I don't appreciate the cheap, deserted underwear stuck in the seat either.












I just hope he had a nice time.






So what do I do? I feel him staring at me inside my car.








I turn around to squish him and he is gone.









I know what he wants too.



 He is trying to distract me so I make a mistake.








Then I am the one who gets squished.





I have found that spiders live about 30 days. I figured I have about two more weeks left. But if anyone has any other ideas I am open.




Or if you want to trade cars with me I am totally for that too,




The spider is included. 

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Dr. Houston S.

 

I am sick of the cheap cologne and cigarette smell,
I don't appreciate the cheap, deserted underwear stuck in the seat either. - LMFAO!!!!!...not only was that brilliant, it was freaking hilarious...corinn, you have the cutest, quikiest sense of humor.....its totally awesome!....keep the laughter comming

h*BomB


 
Publié par Dr. Houston S. le mardi, avril 11, 2006 - 1:02
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Corinn

 
I am glad this works for you because most people find me obnoxious.
 
Publié par Corinn le mardi, avril 11, 2006 - 11:25
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Whitney

 
Dude, I told you there is an entire community living in my shower! Scumbags. They don't clean up their webs and I can't kill them. I just can't. It's not their fault they are gross and creepy, but, sheesh. Periodically, one gets antsy and takes a stroll across the bottom of the bathtub. Then I gotta stand there and wait for Pokey to make his way back up to the bleachers where, I swear, they are lewdly looking at me bathe. What the hell am i going to say if someone doesn't knock and busts in on an adult female, naked and shivering, talking about He'll only be a minute. Hold your horses! I've started taking cold showers, just to see if I can make their life in my bathroom less comfortable. So far, no change but I'm freezing. I'll keep you posted.
 
Publié par Whitney le mardi, avril 11, 2006 - 1:03
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Corinn

 
Honestly if I had the opportunity to kill the spider I couldn't because I have really gotten to know him and even though he is a bad egg I can't bring myself to do it either. I am just waiting and hoping he doesn't mate.

Of course I feel you situation is worse, I could only imagine being naked AND in my car, being harrassed by my spider.
 
Publié par Corinn le mardi, avril 11, 2006 - 11:30
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Kelly

 

Corinn, you know how I feel about spiders. They are my friends. You probably hurt some poor spiders feelings by complaining about their residency on our porch. So the poor thing moved. To your car.

You can move your car mate to my side of the porch and I'll give him a good life for the last two weeks of its life. You know I leave the light on all night long so they can dine. Or, if you prefer to leave him in his current home, we can bring him a roommate.

He's a cute spider.

You know...if he's still living in your car, that means there is food in there. And I don't mean sprinkle cookies.


 
Publié par Kelly le jeudi, avril 13, 2006 - 11:22
[Répondre] 
Corinn

 
ok you animal loving hippie! This has gone too far, you know that when I moved next door we talked and I promised to honor everything accept the spiders...

I told them that if they come to my side they get squished, thats why you have more on you porch lamp than I do on mine.

And why remind me about what spiders eat, I am glad to know there is a colony of insects in my car! I guess he is good for something besides cheap hookers.
 
Publié par Corinn le lundi, avril 17, 2006 - 2:06
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Jennie Jo

 

You crack me up! :) 


 
Publié par Jennie Jo le vendredi, avril 14, 2006 - 3:18
[Répondre] 
n a

 
Hope he moves out
 
Publié par n a le lundi, avril 17, 2006 - 1:51
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Corinn

 
Thanks Todd, I too wish that also. Everyone, I want to introduce you to Todd, he doesn't know me but he has read one of my blogs.

See, I am taking over one person at a time...
 
Publié par Corinn le lundi, avril 17, 2006 - 2:01
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Flip6.com

 
What a great blog, I had to subscribe. You really have a sense of humor, I was laughing out loud. Thanks for the up-lift.
 
Publié par Flip6.com le lundi, avril 24, 2006 - 2:05
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Chandler

 
PETS will be all over you if you harm one hair on that spider's little body! After all, arachnids have rights too, although I sure as hell wouldn't vote for one.
 
Publié par Chandler le lundi, mai 01, 2006 - 5:52
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Corinn

 

If PETS cares so much they can come get his furry butt out of my car. = )

 


 
Publié par Corinn le lundi, mai 01, 2006 - 6:16
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