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Ville : BEVERLY HILLS
Région : California
Date d’inscription :: 28/10/2005
vendredi, mai 02, 2008 
So to celebrate, I will share with you some more of my favorite Chuck Norris facts!

1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

2. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

3. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

4. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His hearts isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

5. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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Anna
Anna Lai

 
:)
 
Publié par Anna le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:24
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HOLLY

 
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
 
Publié par HOLLY le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:25
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Chef Nicholas Cage
Nicholas Cage

 
My fav is...."The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off."
 
Publié par Chef Nicholas Cage le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:27
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Megan
Megan Wasson

 
lol i love ya lance!!
 
Publié par Megan le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:28
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Jessie ₪ ø lll ·o. ↑ [MARSISCOMING]

 
really truly love these things....they're amazing.
 
Publié par Jessie ₪ ø lll ·o. ↑ [MARSISCOMING] le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:33
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ριρεя.тσσк©
Piper Took

 
:) hahaha
love ya
ann
 
Publié par ριρεя.тσσк© le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:35
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Megan BG

 
Ha! And I've only heard one of them.
 
Publié par Megan BG le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:38
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Brenda
brenda vega

 
THIS WAS FUNNY, ITS ALMOST YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO, OMG TELL US WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS, BUT LET ME TELL YOU A VERY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I LOVE YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL, I BEEN TELLING THIS ALMOST 10 YEARS AGO AND I NEVER GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND, YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON, I HOPE SOMEDAY I CAN SAY THIS VERY SAME WORDS TO YOU IN PERSON, YOU KNOW DREAMS CAN COME TRUE

HAPPY HAPPY VERY MUCH BIRTHDAY
FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS LANCE

BRENDA VEGA
 
Publié par Brenda le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:40
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Sue

 
lol! Happy May Day, Lance!!
 
Publié par Sue le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:52
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Patrick

 
Funny Bit...

You guys might also enjoy this one (If Lance wants to bump it up to the top, feel free).

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

The Evil Overlord List is a really funny parody on the bad guys in movies

So how are we celebrating Birthday weekend (the Lance is too special for just one day, we need a 3 day weekend).
 
Publié par Patrick le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:56
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Thamar
Thamar Zwiers

 
LOL! Really funny.
 
Publié par Thamar le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 12:59
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JennyKorn
Jenny Korn

 
I love these Chuck Norris lists. There's one that says that his tears cures cancer, but Chuck never cries, so...

*smile*
JennyKorn

Please click here to visit my latest blog posted today on 5/1 at
http://blog.myspace.com/jennykorn
(I take blog topic suggestions & I subscribe to everyone's blog who subscribes to mine)
 
Publié par JennyKorn le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 1:10
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Invader Shelby.

 
hahahhaha I love you :]
 
Publié par Invader Shelby. le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 2:00
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Jenn
Jennifer Durham

 
LOL... Those are hilarious. You are funny. Have an awesome weekend! :)
 
Publié par Jenn le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 2:15
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Krissy Behr
K. Behrens

 
*quickly hides the b-day cake*

Are you on a sugar high or just bored? Come be bored with me and we can spend the rest of the day at Disney! My treat for the b-day boy! ;)

...oh and I love 3 and 5. heh
 
Publié par Krissy Behr le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 2:33
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ღJennyღ

 
That's funny :)
 
Publié par ღJennyღ le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 2:40
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~*Ash*~

 
in a chuck norris mood eh lance??
 
Publié par ~*Ash*~ le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 3:46
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On [T]he [Outside] Looking In..

 
lol....funny stuff
 
Publié par On [T]he [Outside] Looking In.. le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 4:32
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This is Me

 
You're crazy, man! :D
 
Publié par This is Me le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 4:43
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***LaLa*** Kris Allen,Taylor Swift & Twilight fan
Lauren Kaminski

 
Happy May Day & Happy Birthday coming up!:)
 
Publié par ***LaLa*** Kris Allen,Taylor Swift & Twilight fan le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 4:51
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DEEJAY SIGNS
Deejay Signs

 
Happy b day love
 
Publié par DEEJAY SIGNS le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 5:31
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Doodlez the Potterhead

 
Some other good ones.

1. Chuck Norris isn't lactose interant. He just doesn't take any of milk's crap.

2. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just 'the islands'.

3. Chuck Norris can each just one Lays potato chip.

4. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

5. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

6. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

7. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

8. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

9. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

10. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

and of course.. 11. Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
 
Publié par Doodlez the Potterhead le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 5:35
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Juju luva

 
LOL! Lance those were really funny esp the heart attack one. but how are they related to May day?
love
Tas xoxo
 
Publié par Juju luva le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 6:55
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Shelly

 
My husband loves Chuck Norris facts. He found this website and quotes them to me all the time! Too funny!
 
Publié par Shelly le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 10:47
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Stars are the night sky's freckles
Wesley Ehlers

 
so you start with inspirational Dr. Seuss and end with Chuck Norris fun-facts.....what an interesting coupling there haha
 
Publié par Stars are the night sky's freckles le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 10:53
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[d]

 
lol Lance...

doing anyrhing for ur bday??
 
Publié par [d] le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 4:31
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Tibby

 
eeep even more Chuck Norris Jokes. <3 ya Lance
 
Publié par Tibby le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 7:24
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Captain Splifford

 
As we always say amongst my group of friends, "First of May, first of May! Outdoor f**king starts today!!"

Yup, I love my friends.
 
Publié par Captain Splifford le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 8:05
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Victor Oliver
Victor Oliver

 
My fav: Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac on burger king and they gave it him!

lol²
rox lance
 
Publié par Victor Oliver le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 10:30
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carters fan

 
lol u kill me
these are too funny
 
Publié par carters fan le vendredi, mai 02, 2008 - 11:53
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Kris
Kris Errett

 
Lance,

Your so funny!! Thats what I love about you!!
 
Publié par Kris le samedi, mai 03, 2008 - 1:28
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babygirl

 
so funny sweetie. Thanks I need that.
 
Publié par babygirl le samedi, mai 03, 2008 - 7:18
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Caroline
Caroline Church

 
That's hilarious about The Chuck! I like the first one the besssttttt!!!
 
Publié par Caroline le samedi, mai 03, 2008 - 10:56
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Max

 
WOW! Guess you don't like Chuck Norris huh? LOL
 
Publié par Max le dimanche, mai 04, 2008 - 7:22
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Victor Oliver
Victor Oliver

 
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
today i heard one really funny chuck norris fact, but I dont remember!!
¬¬
hahahahahahaha

well, happy birthday lance! lol²

best wishes
 
Publié par Victor Oliver le lundi, mai 05, 2008 - 12:12
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Victor Oliver
Victor Oliver

 
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
today i heard one really funny chuck norris fact, but I dont remember!!
¬¬
hahahahahahaha

well, happy birthday lance! lol²

best wishes
 
Publié par Victor Oliver le lundi, mai 05, 2008 - 12:12
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Victor Oliver
Victor Oliver

 
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
today i heard one really funny chuck norris fact, but I dont remember!!
¬¬
hahahahahahaha

well, happy birthday lance! lol²

best wishes
 
Publié par Victor Oliver le lundi, mai 05, 2008 - 12:12
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Victor Oliver
Victor Oliver

 
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
today i heard one really funny chuck norris fact, but I dont remember!!
¬¬
hahahahahahaha

well, happy birthday lance! lol²

best wishes
 
Publié par Victor Oliver le lundi, mai 05, 2008 - 12:12
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You are NORMAL as I am, so cant we B friends
Samantha Hedman

 
LMBO. Wow that's funny!!! Where do you get this????

♥ always,
Samantha ♫
 
Publié par You are NORMAL as I am, so cant we B friends le jeudi, août 14, 2008 - 2:36
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CD Lapish
Carla Lapish

 
you are sooo funnie dear i love you to death... and we need 2 talk when you get some free time xOxOxOxO
 
Publié par CD Lapish le mercredi, octobre 15, 2008 - 4:11
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CD Lapish
Carla Lapish

 
you are sooo funnie dear i love you to death... and we need 2 talk when you get some free time xOxOxOxO
 
Publié par CD Lapish le mercredi, octobre 15, 2008 - 4:11
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