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Status: Single
City: LDN
State: South
Country: UK
Signup Date: 11/7/2005

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May 13, 2007 - Sunday 
that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .
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Fairy Dave

 
OMG you've gone mental haven't you?

They must have some crazy shit mirrors in the US.

 
Posted by Fairy Dave on May 13, 2007 - Sunday - 12:53 PM
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Johnny Ska*

 
I think it would do you and your health some good if you would start exercising
and get in shape! You could even gain more confidence and self esteem if you
got some braces for your teeth and some breast implants also because you
have breasts that are kind of set to wide apart. Maybe you should stop eating
so much junk food and stop smoking too! Smoking does age you prematurely
and junk food you shouldn't eat unless your at least working out, which it doesn't
look like you do.
 
Posted by Johnny Ska* on August 2, 2007 - Thursday - 5:44 PM
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Johnny Ska*

 
I think it would do you and your health some good if you would start exercising
and get in shape! You could even gain more confidence and self esteem if you
got some braces for your teeth and some breast implants also because you
have breasts that are kind of set to wide apart. Maybe you should stop eating
so much junk food and stop smoking too! Smoking does age you prematurely
and junk food you shouldn't eat unless your at least working out, which it doesn't
look like you do.
 
Posted by Johnny Ska* on August 2, 2007 - Thursday - 5:44 PM
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on my own
gillywog black

 
omg what an asshole
 
Posted by on my own on September 3, 2008 - Wednesday - 11:19 AM
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De Leted.

 
haha way to open her eyes and realize life isnt so bad for her lol
 
Posted by . on January 19, 2008 - Saturday - 12:31 AM
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Margaux Noelle

 
wow suck a cock johnny ska, you're the reason why women kill themselves to look like a picture perfect image in a guy's mind.
 
Posted by Margaux Noelle on December 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 8:56 PM
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+ I N E Z +

 
couldn't agree more.

but i honestly think that Lily should quit smoking... it's hurting her baby, and it hurts her too. i'm only 19 and i my heart's already wrinkled cuz i used 2 smoke... OMFG i wish i never done that.

btw johnny... could u take the 'ska' off ur name? cuz i love ska music and i dont want a cockface like u 2 have any relation wit it. u dont deserve anything good in this world. fuck off!!
 
Posted by + I N E Z + on January 13, 2008 - Sunday - 5:08 PM
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Caffiene 101

 
it's people like you that put the pressure on others to be thin all because you're unhappy with yourself...
Lily's teeth, breasts, weight, body, diet and personality are all fine!
Also... why would you add Lily Allen as a myspace friend if your intention was just to bag her?? Silly lemon... this just makes you sad...
 
Posted by Caffiene 101 on December 16, 2007 - Sunday - 11:55 AM
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Sarah
Sarah Brown

 
what a jerk!
 
Posted by Sarah on November 27, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:22 PM
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Alice
Alice Lefebvre

 
u r a fuckin retard mate !! get a life !!
 
Posted by Alice on October 22, 2007 - Monday - 2:24 PM
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Mykle l'orange

 
Johnny Ska* You are an absolute Cunt.

How the fuck dare you criticise Lily because you think she's a little fat.

Lily Allen is fucking Gorgeous and I would kill (hopefully you.) for a body like hers, and are you fucking blind? Or just pissed, She's not even fucking fat! Unless most of the rest of you fucking holly Macdonald's three times a day fucking yankee doodle. You're more like yankee poodle, coz you're a dog mate. Ruff, fucking Ruff maytee. Honestly, what the fuck are you wearing? Karate clothes? Build a fucking Bridge and get the fuck over your fucking self. How dare you.

Lily, babe, ignore this complete loser cunt. He has no idea about pretty if she slapped him round the face. You are gorgeous, Stunning, and so much more talented than Amy Winehouse. I mean, I like her, but against you? No fucking competition, you win every time, hun. Never forget it hun, coz it's true.

A Loyal fan. Mykle...x3**
 
Posted by Mykle l'orange on September 16, 2007 - Sunday - 1:12 PM
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yvonne

 
come on.. its obvious that ska is joking . lighten up everybody. And lilys blog reads like one of my diary entries on a very bad day which i just feel embarrassed about and cross out when i re read it later on in the month.. im sure we have all done that!!! peace.. xxx
 
Posted by yvonne on August 21, 2007 - Tuesday - 11:11 AM
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Jemma
Jemma-loveth--way-u-move-duhduhduh Devenish

 
You are a Prick Johnny ska!
And OI Lily u sausage that winehouse trAMP IS nearly dead! And you are wicked you well inspired me to be myself. And when i saw u in norwich UEA you were fucking wicked!
Love ya keep the songs and general funniness coming strong!
xx
 
Posted by Jemma on August 10, 2007 - Friday - 11:34 PM
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Sparkle
sparkle soojian

 
I thought faggots were suppose to be nice! It seems as though Johnny Ska got fucked so hard in the ass that cock got into his brain and impaired is judgment. His face is so long it looks like a horse. This only goes to show Lily that the hotter and talented you are the more people will try to drag you down. If you weren't all that you wouldn't have gotten as far in your career as you have. I might be American but I respect Europeans and their true beauty more than America's superficiality! And even though I love Amy Winehouse, you are way more beautiful!
 
Posted by Sparkle on August 9, 2007 - Thursday - 11:39 PM
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Tara

 
Has anybody visited mr ska's website? He's a cock sucker.... literally. Perhaps someone who chooses such an alternative lifestyle shouldn't be so judgemental..... Johnny did you know that being homosexual puts you at increased risk for HIV and it is the 1 killer among gays? Perhaps it would do you some good to stop riding dick....
 
Posted by Tara on August 9, 2007 - Thursday - 9:20 PM
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Aaron

 
How can HIV be 'the 1 killer among gays' don't gay people die of other things like cancer and old age. Maybe you meant 'the number 1 killer'. Anyway: homosexuality isn't a choice, it's present in most species of animal, which suggests it isn't a choice, but an impulse based on genetic coding. Oh and did you know that sexual intercourse between heterosexuals is the number one cause of producing ignorant and uneducated hateful people? Perhaps your mother should refer to the advice you give in the last line of your comment in order to avoid adding more people like yourself to this often intolerant world.
 
Posted by Aaron on September 8, 2007 - Saturday - 1:14 AM
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isabella.
isabella gascoigne

 
yeah johnny ska might be acting like a twat but theres no need for the homophobic comments. btw you dont just choose to be gay. idiot.
 
Posted by isabella. on August 31, 2007 - Friday - 3:02 PM
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Aaron

 
Yeah my thoughts exactly, I wonder why she thinks you choose to be gay. I wonder what kinda upbringing poor Tara had. Maybe she should hook up with Hitler and go queer bashing. sorry got so pissed off had to comment. respect to you.
 
Posted by Aaron on September 8, 2007 - Saturday - 12:53 AM
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TimmyC
Tim Coleman

 
Right on, brother.
 
Posted by TimmyC on August 9, 2007 - Thursday - 7:59 PM
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brazzmatic

 
Johnny: perhaps you should brush up on the grammar, spelling, and punctuation?
 
Posted by brazzmatic on August 9, 2007 - Thursday - 7:41 AM
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brazzmatic

 
Johnny: perhaps you should brush up on the grammar, spelling, and punctuation?
 
Posted by brazzmatic on August 9, 2007 - Thursday - 7:41 AM
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KittyKat

 
johnny sh**face is an idiot and doesnt know what hes talking about you look great the way you are.
 
Posted by KittyKat on August 8, 2007 - Wednesday - 9:59 PM
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A.J.
A.J. West

 
thats rude,she looks fine!
 
Posted by A.J. on August 8, 2007 - Wednesday - 2:19 PM
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~LoNeLy LoNeR~
Alexandra Willyoung

 
hey you are a douchebag and you need to have your tounge cut the fuck out so you cant say shit like that to people its either that or you can shoot your own fucking brains out all over the sidewalk. that would make me happy to see. maybe i would even giggle alittle so leave lily allen alone you BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
 
Posted by ~LoNeLy LoNeR~ on August 7, 2007 - Tuesday - 11:43 PM
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Zack Tyler :)
Michaelangelo Whiting

 
mate, you're a twat. Lily's fine the way she is lk.
 
Posted by Zack Tyler :) on August 7, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:22 PM
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lucy howe
lucy howe

 
OMG Lilly don't even listen you are a cool sucessful chick... Nobody has the right to tell you what to do but yourself hon....
Hope you find some inner strength to ignor all the bs that dosen't even matter
 
Posted by lucy howe on August 6, 2007 - Monday - 10:05 PM
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Mollyollyollypop. 愛 ♥
Molly Cudia

 
two words: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brest implants are stupid, her teeth are fine, and she looks perfectly healthy!!!!! your a fucking idiot okay?
 
Posted by Mollyollyollypop. 愛 ♥ on August 6, 2007 - Monday - 2:23 AM
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AO

 
hhaahhahahahahhhahahah this guys funny
 
Posted by AO on August 3, 2007 - Friday - 6:56 PM
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Johnny Ska*

 
I think it would do you and your health some good if you would start exercising
and get in shape! You could even gain more confidence and self esteem if you
got some braces for your teeth and some breast implants also because you
have breasts that are kind of set to wide apart. Maybe you should stop eating
so much junk food and stop smoking too! Smoking does age you prematurely
and junk food you shouldn't eat unless your at least working out, which it doesn't
look like you do.
 
Posted by Johnny Ska* on August 2, 2007 - Thursday - 5:44 PM
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Amy

 
I think it would benefit you immensely in mind and body, to stop slating people on the internet. It must be an indication of bitterness somewhere inside your tormented soul that causes you to do this. I suggest you get yourself to a life coach and book yourself some intensive therapy.

And some fucking ketchup for that chip on your shoulder, so you can bite it before it eats away at you.

Karma's gonna get ya!!!! YOU CUNT!

Don't listen to fucking waste of spaces like him Lily, he is probably all wanked out from watching youporn so he has to find something else to fill up his dead end life.

Amy x
 
Posted by Amy on August 8, 2007 - Wednesday - 5:07 PM
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AO

 
dont fuck with america
 
Posted by AO on August 2, 2007 - Thursday - 4:18 PM
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Nonya

 
gastric bypass surgery is for people whom are obese ...

get a grip whinebag !
 
Posted by Nonya on July 26, 2007 - Thursday - 7:31 PM
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Thea

 
I know shes a spoiled fuckin brat.Amy blows her AWAY..............................................................
 
Posted by Thea on September 4, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:33 PM
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Jimmy Ska*

 
You know I think she is right for a change! GOOO GET THE LIPO YOU NEED IT BAD!
Your music is o.k. even if it does hate men a little too much!
It would help you in the long run to look good for your album cover also!
Winehouse is indeed a fucking dog! Her music was good until I seen what
she looked like! See, how you look does reflect your music!
Winehouse is awesome, but you, o.k.! If you improoved the way you looked
it could only help you in the long run! Please!
 
Posted by Jimmy Ska* on July 8, 2007 - Sunday - 3:51 PM
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Craig

 
Jimmy Ska,

Nice Myspace self-promo... I think your genreal interests speak volumes about who and what you are all about. I guess we have different tastes in music since I really don't like winehouse and probably never will but that's okay.

As far as Lipo, it doesn't help without a complete lifestyle change starting with a proper diet. Judging by the pictures of the junkfood crap that Lily eats on the road it could be better. Most people eat too much refined sugar and too many starches. Eat as much as you want but limit those two things and eat more fresh fruits and vegis and drink plenty of good water and save your money.

People are proportioned differently and one person may have to work twice as hard to get in the same condition as someone else...it's genetics my friend.
Everyone could benefit with a good core program starting with a basic palates routine which I'm sure Jimmy knows all about with his Buds.

Your album cover is fine Lily, it looks original and fresh. Not too bad for your first CD
 
Posted by Craig on August 18, 2007 - Saturday - 5:23 AM
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{Embro} Hiroko Kano {Ravenclaw}

 
Your an asshole!
 
Posted by {Embro} Hiroko Kano {Ravenclaw} on August 7, 2007 - Tuesday - 3:30 PM
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Nick
nick ridler

 
fuck you
 
Posted by Nick on July 31, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:49 PM
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Ann
Ann Hunter

 
JIMMY YOU BIG KNOBLY WART WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN YOU PROBABLY LIKE PRE PUBESCENT GIRL (OR ARE LITTLE BOYS YOUR CUP OF TEA) GO FUCK YOUR SELF IT'S TWATS LIKE YOU POSING TWATS WHO GIVE WOMEN EATING DISORDERS.
I HOPE YOU GET AMEOBIC DYSENTRY AND SHITE YOUR FAT ARSE OUT.
XXX
 
Posted by Ann on July 30, 2007 - Monday - 4:14 PM
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patrick

 
this is lily allen!
 
Posted by patrick on July 31, 2007 - Tuesday - 10:12 PM
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Racist™
Bezeerc Syliqué

 
1. You're an asshole/prick/limpdickfatfucker!!!!

2. STFU PIG! You have no right telling Lily what she needs and what she doesn't.

3. You're a nobody.

4. YOU look like a fucking dog!

5. Amy looks MUCH better than you. ((Amy is Jesus to me))

6. Fucking whore.
((Lily Allen is GOD to me))
 
Posted by Racist™ on July 27, 2007 - Friday - 8:59 PM
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!! ELISE.

 
YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT..

AND AMY WHINEHOUSE FUCKING SUCKS HER MUSIC ISN'T GOOD..

YOUR FUCKING STUPID AND YOU NEED TO DIE..
 
Posted by !! ELISE. on July 26, 2007 - Thursday - 7:12 PM
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michelle

 
lily is fuckin great wit no need 2 waste time wit any opinions from cocks like u. lily aint one of these made up tarts u c everywhere in the music industry, shes her own person n thats summin 2 b damn fuckin proud of. so fuck off u prick.
 
Posted by michelle on July 26, 2007 - Thursday - 6:45 PM
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U r a scum bag Jimmy Ska, I know without ur fucking hat u r a bald as muther fucker. So go suck a sick a leave lily alone. By the way r u related to amy winehouse cuz hmm u look like her. Oh never mind of the sucking dick thing cuz I know u like it up the ass.
 
Posted by on July 26, 2007 - Thursday - 5:33 PM
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YEAH,IT'S ME!
Adrienne Sandoval

 
what the fuck would u know! ur probably fat and ugly! is that why ur pic is in black and white?! F/U!
 
Posted by YEAH,IT'S ME! on July 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 3:18 AM
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bb1494
Bianca Norris

 
What the hell is wrong with u? lily looks great the way she is. You on the other hand could use a serious makeover and an appearance on what not to wear.
 
Posted by bb1494 on July 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 8:13 PM
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Katie
Kathleen Cowles

 
Hmmm....Jimmy is it?!?

Looked on your profile...! How fucking dare you ridicule Lily Allen when you are a fucking no-body! I see you are single...hmmm, i wonder why! Too interested in making yourself look a dick, that doesnt want to show his face; thus making himself look even more of a dick, condradicting his own thoughts on how society should look! I think Mr Jimmy, next time you try and slag someone off you should have you own life sorted. Lily is so refreshing to see; her style is amazing and her body is hers!

She has amazing features about herself and how ever much i love Miss Winehouse, everyone is different and shouldnt be put up against the next person.

So little Twat, why not go and find yourself a little 'bum' friend to play with and LEAVE LILY ALONE!!!! (not against gays, but it isnt nice to have your beliefs criticised, is it!!!)
 
Posted by Katie on July 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 9:32 AM
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Ann
Ann Hunter

 
NICE ONE COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER MYSELF
 
Posted by Ann on July 30, 2007 - Monday - 4:10 PM
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Eunice-T

 
omg! back off. lily shouldn't cave into what the media wants her to look like. like she said, she's not a model, she's a singer. its her singing that should count... though, that ideal is getting lost now-a-days. people now think that being a musician is about looking sexy. what a bunch of bull shit. jimmy, you are a shallow pig who won't make a great hubby. i pity the woman who has to be stuck with you.
 
Posted by Eunice-T on July 23, 2007 - Monday - 7:40 AM
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AshleyDarling™(IT'S A GIRL!!!)
Ashley Imholt

 
you fuckin dick!!!!!!!
if lipo is so imprtant why dont YOU go get it done
you dickhead
lily looks beautiful the way she is!!!!!!
so go fuck yourself
 
Posted by AshleyDarling™(IT'S A GIRL!!!) on July 21, 2007 - Saturday - 10:19 PM
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Tash

 
You're a fuckin knobhead!!! (Jimmy that is not the BEAUTIFUL lily)
 
Posted by Tash on July 21, 2007 - Saturday - 6:54 PM
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