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Status: Single
City: LDN
State: South
Country: UK
Signup Date: 11/7/2005

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June 12, 2008 - Thursday 
In her blog rant from earlier today, Lily Allen spread a bunch of lies, most of which are easily debunked.

Like this one!

Claims the British trainwreck, "And this is not meant in any way [to be mean] but I'd never heard of Katy Perry before I came here [to L.A.] a few days ago, I didn't even know she was on Capitol."

Uhmm, liar!

Sources close to both Lily and Katy tell us that Allen "definitely knows" Perry.

In fact, they've even met!

Above is a lovely picture of Katy and Lily together.

Oh, and the folks at Capitol also tell us that Lily is lying. She says, "I think I visited Capitols office in New York once, about a year a half ago."

Maybe all the pAArtying is affecting her brain? Cuz our peeps at Capitol tell us she's been there MORE than once in the past year and a half.

Why lie, Lily? Why lie?????

I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.

I made you a present


now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .

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I dare you to post this on your site

EDIT

You're obviously an idiot!

How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????

In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!

Did we also mention that you're a liar?

We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!

We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.

Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!

Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???

Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.

Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!

We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!



The Capitol Records Tower is one of the most distinctive landmarks in Hollywood, California. The 13-story earthquake resistant tower, designed by Welton Becket, was the world's first circular office building, and is home to several recording studios. Although not originally specifically designed as such,[2] the wide curved awnings over windows on each story and the tall spike emerging from the top of the building combine to give it the appearance of a stack of vinyl 45s on a turntable. The rectangular ground floor is a separate structure, joined to the tower after it was completed. It was completed in April of 1956, just north of the intersection of Hollywood and Vine as the consolidated West Coast operations of Capitol Records; it houses the operations of Capitol Records and Capitol Studios, a recording facility which includes an echo chamber engineered by guitarist Les Paul. It would also be known as "The House That Nat Built" due to the vast amounts of records and merchandise Nat "King" Cole sold for the company.
The first album recorded in the tower was Frank Sinatra Conducts Tone Poems of Color.
The blinking light atop the tower spells out the phrase "Hollywood" in Morse code, and has done so since the building's opening in 1956. This was an idea of Capitol's then president, Alan Livingston, who wanted to subtly advertise Capitol's status as the first record label with a base on the west coast. The switch activating the light was thrown by Lyla Morse, Samuel Morse's granddaughter.[3] In 1992 it was changed to read "Capitol 50" in honor of the label's fiftieth anniversary. It has since returned to spelling "Hollywood".
In the 1974 disaster blockbuster film Earthquake, the tower was shown collapsing during a massive tremor. Thirty years later, in an homage to Earthquake, the tower was again depicted as being destroyed, this time by a massive tornado, in The Day After Tomorrow.
In September 2006, owner EMI announced that it had sold the tower and adjacent properties for $50 million to New York-based developer Argent Ventures.[4]
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Release date: 2008-01-15
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ODDiSH IS.GHOST 4 A BIT

 
lol
 
Posted by ODDiSH IS.GHOST 4 A BIT on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:56 PM
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xXx♥Aaron♥xXx
Aaron Vasica-Rohrlach

 
what the hell r u on about dude?????

LILY U ROCK!
 
Posted by xXx♥Aaron♥xXx on July 8, 2008 - Tuesday - 2:09 AM
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Garbagegirl

 
What the fuck? What is this horrible blogdicking on Lily's blog? Go away.
 
Posted by Garbagegirl on June 25, 2008 - Wednesday - 6:33 AM
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CUETE YESKAS SMASHING THE STREETS...
CUete YEska

 
Lily, the picture was hilarious, Perez is so silly don't mind him he simply has no other means to be famous than to be poking fun of those who already are.
 
Posted by CUETE YESKAS SMASHING THE STREETS... on June 14, 2008 - Saturday - 9:17 PM
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DONHONKI U.K HIPHOP+POETRY [16.3k] HONKI HOP BABY!
IAn DUnne

 
******* CHECK OUT MY BLOGS FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *******
 
Posted by DONHONKI U.K HIPHOP+POETRY [16.3k] HONKI HOP BABY! on June 14, 2008 - Saturday - 7:58 PM
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DONHONKI U.K HIPHOP+POETRY [16.3k] HONKI HOP BABY!
IAn DUnne

 
******* CHECK OUT MY BLOGS FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *******
 
Posted by DONHONKI U.K HIPHOP+POETRY [16.3k] HONKI HOP BABY! on June 14, 2008 - Saturday - 7:56 PM
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DONHONKI U.K HIPHOP+POETRY [16.3k] HONKI HOP BABY!
IAn DUnne

 
******** CHECK OUT MY BLOGS PEOPLE!!! *********
 
Posted by DONHONKI U.K HIPHOP+POETRY [16.3k] HONKI HOP BABY! on June 14, 2008 - Saturday - 7:56 PM
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dara [mthrfkn-wilson] brewer

 
LOVE THE PICTURE.
SRSLY... who the fuck is perez hilton?
hes famous for blogging about famous people
& he named him self after someone who is famous...
because shes rich??

its ok... in 10 years no one will know him.
they will only remember his blubber.
 
Posted by dara [mthrfkn-wilson] brewer on June 13, 2008 - Friday - 8:59 PM
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Kate

 
read the publics comments on perez's site. they all love you lil. half of them are like 'i supported you but im now on team Lily!'
haha its great. hes a wanker. why the fuck would you lie about that?
 
Posted by Kate on June 13, 2008 - Friday - 4:51 PM
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Cory Martin

 
hahaha lily i fucking love it. your new shit will be amazing and everyone will be blowing their loads over it. perez is a sad waste of life...
 
Posted by Cory Martin on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 11:26 PM
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September St. Patience.

 
Dude,lay off the Jesus for a second.If God was around,he'd have better things to do than sit & worry about if Perez Hilton is being a cockgobbler.
Enough with citing God as a reference.
 
Posted by September St. Patience. on July 29, 2008 - Tuesday - 5:04 PM
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Meryl Streep

 
I've lost all my respect for you.
 
Posted by Meryl Streep on June 13, 2008 - Friday - 6:47 PM
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Orlagh Rose
Orlagh Rose Stevens

 
Absolutely fucking hilarious! Though, I assume you got the cock too big...
 
Posted by Orlagh Rose on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 11:06 PM
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xXx♥Aaron♥xXx
Aaron Vasica-Rohrlach

 
ba hahahahaha so true!!
 
Posted by xXx♥Aaron♥xXx on June 13, 2008 - Friday - 2:45 AM
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maria corona
Maria Corona

 
hahahah
 
Posted by maria corona on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:56 PM
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Perfect reply.x
 
Posted by on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:56 PM
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Broderick

 
LOL! You go girl ;)
 
Posted by Broderick on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:56 PM
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E$TEFER$

 
hahahahahahaha! thats hilarious and so so so true!
keep up the good work and don't let anyone bring you down lily
:D
 
Posted by E$TEFER$ on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:57 PM
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J o s e p h ™

 
oh my word
i have serious love for this blog ms allen
 
Posted by J o s e p h ™ on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:57 PM
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DJ Matt Farley

 
hahah,. oh dear,.,.
 
Posted by DJ Matt Farley on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:57 PM
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Seven Bates
Seven Bates

 
Seriously, Lily. Indifference for this guy. He's a douchenozzle.
 
Posted by Seven Bates on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:57 PM
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♥ Amandaa ♥
Amanda Potts

 
wow haha ,
lily i love you
 
Posted by ♥ Amandaa ♥ on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:57 PM
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a m y

 
wow you're my hero :)
 
Posted by a m y on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:57 PM
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jackmobscene

 
LMFAO!
HE DISERVES THIS.
BULLY CUNT!
NO ONE!
I MEAN NO ONE, TREATS AND ABUSES LILY LIKE SHIT WHEN YOUR JUST A FAT LOOSER WHO THINKS HES A "CELEVERITY" THROUGH BITCHING ABOUT REAL CELEBRITIES GET A LIFE
we love lily
 
Posted by jackmobscene on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:57 PM
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Kezzer

 
Go lilly!
 
Posted by Kezzer on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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Tori ♥

 
Hahahaha.
Lily is kickkkkkk-ass.
x0
 
Posted by Tori ♥ on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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JESS!CA!
Jessica Rodriguez Borges

 
OMG OMG I LOVE YOU LILYYYYYYY! SPOT ON!!!!!
 
Posted by JESS!CA! on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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razz

 
yes, i agree! keep blogging. this is some good stuff!

im glad your winning :)
 
Posted by razz on June 13, 2008 - Friday - 2:53 AM
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Sly T

 
AMAZING!!!
 
Posted by Sly T on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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roes

 
oh lily! <3
 
Posted by roes on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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Funk
Emily Funk

 
I love you Lily~ Dont let him get to youuuu
 
Posted by Funk on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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†Beautifully Broken†

 
I FUCKIN LOVE YOU LILY!!! PAYBACK !
 
Posted by †Beautifully Broken† on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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She's Gotta Have It.

 
lol.<BR>good comeback.
 
Posted by She's Gotta Have It. on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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Chris

 
go on yersel lily, fuck em allP
 
Posted by Chris on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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BEVANZzZAP!!
Andrew Bevan

 
lily, i think i love you haha

ive been sending him hate mail all day whilst avoiding revison!

just look at his comments, everyone is like "TEAM LILY"

hahaha

xx
 
Posted by BEVANZzZAP!! on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:58 PM
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Sarah

 
Good for you Lily!
 
Posted by Sarah on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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jackmobscene

 
LMFAO!
HE DISERVES THIS.
BULLY CUNT!
NO ONE!
I MEAN NO ONE, TREATS AND ABUSES LILY LIKE SHIT WHEN YOUR JUST A FAT LOOSER WHO THINKS HES A "CELEVERITY" THROUGH BITCHING ABOUT REAL CELEBRITIES GET A LIFE
we love lily
 
Posted by jackmobscene on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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Milly

 
Too right and well done for the photo, made me chuckle quite a bit :)

Katy Perry = class by the way

xxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
Posted by Milly on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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Jawn Norman
John Norman

 
LOLOLOLOLOL omg that's hilarious! a musician, tv host and comedian! you're so unbelievably talented
 
Posted by Jawn Norman on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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C*arolyn
Carolyn Barrios-Eldridge

 
Ya!
C*
 
Posted by C*arolyn on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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Robyn♥Ritchie
Robyn Wilkinson

 
oh that really made me laugh
what a nob.
i loved the photoshop lily. great touch


post that on your site mate


does that man actually have a life at all??

Love you lil
you new songs are amazing. well done.

keep working hard.
Ly X
 
Posted by Robyn♥Ritchie on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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louize

 
HAHAHHAAH LOOK AT THE PIN DICK PISSSSSSSSSSSSSING
I LOVE U LILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY

COME GET PISSED IN AUS
 
Posted by louize on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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JaaMiii
Jamie Herkel

 
I used to like Perez until he started bashing you and now I can't respect him anymore.

He fucking sucks.

Love you Lily <3
 
Posted by JaaMiii on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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★LizzieMoree
LizEt MorEno

 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go girl!
 
Posted by ★LizzieMoree on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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x Dizzy x
Stephanie Sandall

 
Whoot, Go Lily!
x
 
Posted by x Dizzy x on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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Stacey Michelle ♥
Stacey Michelle Smith

 
haha don't give him the satisfaction he wants lily, he's an idiot with alot of time on his hands. i'm in LA next week i might bump into you!
 
Posted by Stacey Michelle ♥ on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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Steve

 
Is he really that skinny?
 
Posted by Steve on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 10:59 PM
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Diva Eva
Evaleen Daves

 
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA omfg! that's brilliant! :)
 
Posted by Diva Eva on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 11:00 PM
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Sly T

 
hes the liar. he said he would put my music on his site. pft. lol
 
Posted by Sly T on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 11:00 PM
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Renee

 
HAHAHAHA!...u rock
 
Posted by Renee on June 12, 2008 - Thursday - 11:00 PM
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