Certain things have been bothering me since I've been here.  I hate to complain, but I have to get it off my chest.

There's this song ( I'm sure you've all heard it) called "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"  by the "Charlie Dumbass Band."  THIS SONG IS FULL OF LIES!  O.k., sure... most songs are not based on true events.  I'll give you that.  But this is a personal attack.  That is not cool music industry!  Not cool at all.  I've met with many lawyers but none will represent me.  I've pleaded with a couple gudges to let me represent myself but they won't even listen to me.  So I am bringing it you my good friends on MySpace to help spread the word.  To keep people from listening to the lies! 

These guys are hicks!  Boot wearing, cornbread eating, bearded lying HICKS!  Here are just a few of their little gems of a turd that haunt me:

1.  "The Devil went down to Georgia, looking for a soul to steal."  O.k., first, I've never even been to Georgia!  If you gave me a map, I wouldn't even be able to point it out to you.  Not a clue.  Second, I have never (nor would I even begin to know how to persue) stole a soul in my life.  Souls go to Hell.  Period.  I don't need to steal them, they just show up on their own.

2.  I'm a fiddle player?  A fiddle player?  Please Father, any friggin' instrument other than a fiddle!  Why the Heaven would I play the fiddle or even admit to someone that I did indeed play the fiddle.  And one made of gold?  Who comes up with this crap?  No.  Sorry.  I don't think so guys.

3.  Fire from my fingertips?  I wish!  That would kick ass!  But sadly, no.  Just another lie by an untalented hick..

4.  "Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.  Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no?"  Huh?  What the hell are they talking about?  Did they drink too much moonshine and start singing another song in the middle of this one?  Is it me?  Did I miss something here?  Yeah, real intellectual lyrics there guys.

PRICKS!