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The Ian



Last Updated: 7/25/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Virgo

City: Melbourne
State: Victoria
Country: AU
Signup Date: 9/14/2004

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[22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] 

Current mood:AWESOME!
Category: MySpace

My Page Was Hacked! By: Stupid

 

 

Tila Tequila's profile was 'hacked' yesterday. Really someone was just able to guess her password which was "imdumb". Nice hack.

 

I got some emails from you good folks bringing this to my attention. In my other blogs about her, I was annoyed at best; this one honestly pissed me off to no end. I seriously had to take 3 breaks while reading her blog the first time.

 

I just about donky punched my computer screen for displaying such stupid shit, gouged out my eyes for allowing the light to be processed by my brain; which nearly found out what a bullet felt like. Damn you brain.

 

Anyway...to what you're here for...

 

Blue Text = Idiot

Black Text = Not Idiot

 

"We are going to get the FBI involved for invasion of privacy and for those of you who thought this was so funny, we will see how funny it gets when people start going to jail over this or someone getting murdered."

How can she think she's so fucking important that the FBI (who hasn't caught Osama Bin Laden yet) is going to redirect their best and brightest to figure out who erased the MySpace profile of some unimportant tramp. If someone is going to hack her profile they're not going to do it from their house, nor are they going to do anything that can be tracked to them. Hackers get caught because they want to, they like the attention and Microsoft pays them huge salaries to stop other hackers.

Should I point out all the stuff the FBI and US Govt. has hacked? How do you think they catch hackers? Knock on their door and ask if they've been naughty lately? Shouldn't they be arresting themselves? Do you like question marks? Seriously?

And since when do people not go to jail over "someone getting murdered"?? (OJ) Furthermore how dare she even compare her stupid fucking profile getting erased to murder? That's like comparing her pathetic attempt at music to Mozart. Or her laughable clothing line to a clown outfit. What a complete idiot. I certainly hope she was trying to say something else but just doesn't have the mental capacity to write anything that sounds halfway fucking intelligent. Could she have meant that the hacker would be murdered over this? Was that a threat? Is she trying to get the FBI to knock this guy off? Is she in the mafia? Do you still like question marks?

Let me save you the strain of reading the rest of her meaningless dribble I'll cut to the most idiotic parts she wrote, which is easy since every single line leaves her open for attack. Ah-hemm...anyway...

"You should be ashamed of yourself and you need to delete yourself from my friends list because my page is my for friends and fans....not childish haters who have nothing better to do with their lives."

You take off your clothes for money; I don't think you are in any position to criticize others on how they live their lives.If you're so annoyed by people who aren't your real friends or "fans", it's up to YOU to remove them. Take some responsibility for your actions - you can do that since you're a 'big girl' right?

Does she really think anyone on her list gives a shit about her? Nobody fucking cares about her, nobody likes her music, and no sane person would wear her clothes if it weren't for the fact that her fans are all guys and guys are dumb as hell. All 800,000 of her "fans" are dudes who think they have a shot with her if they leave a comment saying "YO GURL! You soo fyne! Hit me back! Much Love ShirtlessFag69". What a dumb ass.

If she wants to be left with REAL friends and fans she should just delete her account, because a big ZERO would break her widdle heart.

Oh and yes, she really said "my page is my for friends and fans". Nice proof reading Yoda. Me was able to write more gooder when I 12 was.

"This hacker is definitely getting whats coming to him!!!"

Yeah, like a beer from me and the other 50 million people on MySpace who think it's hilarious. I'd also give him and/or her a high-five and a hug or 2.

"Maybe he's just mad that he was born with a smaller penis than everyone else????  hahaa!  Yep....short man syndrome......"

Oh you dumb bitch, you had to go there didn't you. Yeah, everyone with a small dick is mad at the world, and every hacker obviously falls into this category. I also wasn't aware that all hackers are guys...clearly she hasn't seen "The Matrix" (TRINITY...HELP!!)

Yep, short man syndrome or maybe just some guy who did what I wish I was smart enough to know how to do.

This chick needs to choke to death on her own ego.

"Love
Tila"

Lick my nuts
Ian


 

Few pix Tila had up, which I just had to comment on cause I'm a big fan of idiots.

I swear she goes out of her way to get made fun of.

 

She Deleted the above picture right after my comment, and replaced it with:

 
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Brittinea ☮ twitter.com/brittinea
Brittinea Campbell

 
this is amazing
 
Posted by Brittinea ☮ twitter.com/brittinea on [29 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 7:47 PM
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Smitty

 
betanhy is so pretty i lvoer her brown sexy eyes
 
Posted by Smitty on [23 Mar 2006 | Thursday] - 3:15 AM
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Nobody Dies A Virgin Cause Life Fucks Us All

 
how can she not tell that their green lol
 
Posted by Nobody Dies A Virgin Cause Life Fucks Us All on [25 Mar 2006 | Saturday] - 2:34 AM
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Vincent Truman
Vincent Truman

 
That's because Bethany is a lvoer, not a fgihter.
 
Posted by Vincent Truman on [23 Mar 2006 | Thursday] - 1:40 PM
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O.G.
Original Gangsta

 
Well,  Cools stuff....exactly what I was looking for.  Sarcastic humur mixed with an interesting perspective. I will appy it to my own life....Huh Yeah!
 
Posted by O.G. on [24 Mar 2006 | Friday] - 4:45 AM
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Tiny Phoenix

 
aaahaha...if anything the FBI cares about infringing on those of us who actually might have something REAL to say, and that's a stretch at best.

hooker.

 
Posted by Tiny Phoenix on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:19 AM
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Future all american safty

 

hahahahahah that so funny of you to say that so funny


 
Posted by Future all american safty on [23 Mar 2006 | Thursday] - 12:50 PM
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Hezzy4.

 
LMFAO!!! Goodness... The FBI?? Perhaps she's done them a few "favors".
 
Posted by Hezzy4. on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:23 AM
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Kiltboytoo

 
You actually love this girl and are upset she has rejected you aren't you? haha.
 
Posted by Kiltboytoo on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:24 AM
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LOU WHO
Cyndi Beck

 
She should do the entire world a favor and hang herself! one less dumbass I have to worry about!
 
Posted by LOU WHO on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 6:22 PM
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The Ian

 
I email her and she doesnt write back. I gotta take her down...
 
Posted by The Ian on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:25 AM
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Joshua

 

Comedy of the highest caliber!


 
Posted by Joshua on [23 Mar 2006 | Thursday] - 1:48 PM
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♥Beta♥

 

I'm betting she's such a "retard" (no offense, retards) that she (if it is a she) couldn't figure out how to set up her own space on MYSPACE and had someone do it for her.  Maybe some dude like Napoleon's brother..."chatting with hot babes on line"?  When she/he/it didn't put out or was discovered to be a 50year old man, as one awesome reader pointed out, the nerd went  back and gave her the big "fuck off" she needed.  You know, I'm just speculating here--with a speculum.  Heehee.  I love the Yoda thing.  Genius!  Rock on, your awesomeness.  A hundred kudos on this one!

"Man fuck that fine ass bitch"--ICP


 
Posted by ♥Beta♥ on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 11:59 AM
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Milo McFuckface

 

I'd still tap that ass. And afterwards I wold fold her into my oven and leave her there for a few days. And then I'd tap her again.

Just coz I'm a kiwi and it's what we do down here!


 
Posted by Milo McFuckface on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:26 AM
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Kansas ™

 
tila is sooo not making you one of her top eight now...
 
Posted by Kansas ™ on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:26 AM
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Don-Jay
Don J

 
love and hate it's a fine line
 
Posted by Don-Jay on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:31 AM
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Bryce

 

to answer your question, yes, i do love question marks.  if only because, innappropriately placed ones can really throw off your inner dialogue? 

work?


 
Posted by Bryce on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:31 AM
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HA Ha ha ? That's great ?
 
Posted by on [23 Mar 2006 | Thursday] - 7:25 PM
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Don-Jay
Don J

 

She does however, seem a BIT taken with herself...

...If you get an hourly rate sheet though.... just a thought

don


 
Posted by Don-Jay on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:33 AM
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*COLUMBIA*

 
I liked that the mysterious someone posted her phone number on her page! Im thinkin this is not the last of Tila's Karma coming back to haunt her!
 
Posted by *COLUMBIA* on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:36 AM
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Ally

 
I know, her phone number got posted....wah, wah. I wonder if it was even hacked at all. Maybe she put it on there just so all these guys that masterbate to her every night could call her and make her feel better about herself.

But then again, I doubt she's smart enough to have concocted that whole story by herself.
 
Posted by Ally on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 1:43 PM
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~~Great Power Will Come To Great Resposibilities~~
Anson Ng

 
wow..really?if that true,is not good man?what else she do?
 
Posted by ~~Great Power Will Come To Great Resposibilities~~ on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:40 AM
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Harry Paratestickles

 
When's the wedding?
 
Posted by Harry Paratestickles on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 9:47 AM
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Unabashedly Trishcuit

 
You had me at hello.

How has she not deleted you from her friend's list
 
Posted by Unabashedly Trishcuit on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:02 AM
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That's what I want to know too!
 
Posted by on [28 Mar 2006 | Tuesday] - 6:19 PM
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James
James Rhine

 

I can't believe that the lil narcissistic (sp?) bitch hasn't deleted you from her friends list yet?!? I checked, she's not on mine...

 

btw... one of the best ones yet.


 
Posted by James on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:03 AM
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Amber

 
I like your photo.  Very original, plus you look like you're naked in it.  Just curious... were you naked?
 
Posted by Amber on [23 Mar 2006 | Thursday] - 9:20 PM
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Pastor Pierogies

 
She has so many people on her list, you know how long it would take her to delete someone? You also have to factor in reading ability, computer literacy, and the tendency to be distracted by shiny gum wrappers. Is it just me, or does she have a five-head kicking (cause it's lost status as a forehead)? It's a shame she'll never experience an explosive 9 inches, because I don't fold it in half for ANY bitch with a five-head and wrist tattoos...
 
Posted by Pastor Pierogies on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:17 AM
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Christine again.
Apple Nipple Monkey

 
Love your little Tequila dude. He's awesome. Your deeply seated hate is my entertainment and for that, good man, I applaud you.
 
Posted by Christine again. on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:31 AM
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You wrote better when you were twelve?  I thought that fertilization automatically put you on a higher IQ level the Tila. 
 
Posted by on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:36 AM
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pumpkinboy
Kurbis Junge

 

Nice!  The only reason I know about this, is because I was feeding my ravenous ego, by looking ot the list of "Most Popular Blogs" list, and there she was, Just a few spots below you.  Quite a crowd you hang with Mr. Popular!

What was the point again?  Right, I wanted to associate myself with your blog so that people might be sloughed off of your grace, and fall like flaky dandruff snowfall onto my blog and increase my sense of popularity, and well-being.

Wish me luck!


 
Posted by pumpkinboy on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:42 AM
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Her password sums it up!

A million kudos!


 
Posted by on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:52 AM
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Tori

 
God I hate that bitch.
 
Posted by Tori on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:54 AM
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Steam(d) Clam like
Steam Geek

 
There's always the pesky MAC address thing....
 
Posted by Steam(d) Clam like on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 10:55 AM
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Mary Jo

 
I try not to read any blog that may lower my IQ.  Clearly she has no idea about anything and is really most likely a 50 year old dude.  He is getting off on the 10,000 guys wanting him.
 
Posted by Mary Jo on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 11:22 AM
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★★BROOKE★★

 
lmfao - she is such a skanky biatch! 
 
Posted by ★★BROOKE★★ on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 11:28 AM
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Raven
jennifer ulmer

 
lol i love that word "skank" lol muhahahahahahaha.
 
Posted by Raven on [28 Mar 2006 | Tuesday] - 4:26 AM
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I think when she said "FBI" she ment "Fans of Boobless Idiot".
 
Posted by on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 11:29 AM
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Nina

 
I was trying to eat cereal, and read this at the time..I bit my tongue laughing.  Thanks!
 
Posted by Nina on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 11:31 AM
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Sherrie

 

 
Posted by Sherrie on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 11:54 AM
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christina cleary - www.christinacleary.com
christina cleary

 

Haha! Suck shit Tequila!

Ian, before I even started reading your blogs I had seen her profile & developed an unhealthy loathing for her. I can't explain my joy when you initially wrote a blog about that whore! It was meant to be


 
Posted by christina cleary - www.christinacleary.com on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 12:02 PM
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Andrew

 
all the losers lickin her ass at the end is the best part, if it were me id hack into that bitch one more time
 
Posted by Andrew on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 12:18 PM
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No words to say about this but...hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah! I love it!
 
Posted by on [27 Mar 2006 | Monday] - 4:39 PM
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Wicked Mistress the Evil Omen

 

LMAO!!!

 

Before Tequila

After

  I think I'll pass on the whole sordid afair.....

 Note to self.... Change my locker comination err... I mean, MySpace.....


 
Posted by Wicked Mistress the Evil Omen on [24 Mar 2006 | Friday] - 3:44 AM
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twisted aja
Aja McCellon

 
hahaha oh boy that was good!! Way to call it like it is;) have a great day..... haha "Yeah, like a beer from me and the other 50 million people on myspace"  your too fucking funny.
 
Posted by twisted aja on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 12:39 PM
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Petey
Pete Brooks

 
I love your picture comments. Priceless.
 
Posted by Petey on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 12:41 PM
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Smitty

 
Standup guy...mee to.. i agree with ya

Yo..shotime is right...you got some funny ass shit hom-e.

Say will ya"ll check out my blog and comment on my pics collection at that gallery site http://www.sharecoolpix.com ?

thanks
 
Posted by Smitty on [24 Mar 2006 | Friday] - 4:13 AM
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Wicked Mistress the Evil Omen

 

 CAN it Be POSSIBLE????? That They have This lame gurl on the news pleading her plight...(.hhhe he ) Couldn't resist!!!

 She is one!!!! I Sware! She is one NOW!!!! MSNBC-LIVE

 She is on NOW OMG!OMFUCKING


 
Posted by Wicked Mistress the Evil Omen on [24 Mar 2006 | Friday] - 3:51 AM
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Kat HATES ALLSTATE!!!!!!

 
haha I love it Ian!
 
Posted by Kat HATES ALLSTATE!!!!!! on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 12:45 PM
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Mary Jo

 
Ok I already commented before.  I have done a little digging and found out I was wrong.  She really isnt a 50 year old dude laughing...  I am not really sure if it is more scary that she actually lives and breathes the same fucking air we all so.  Holy Mother of All Get Out.  Who buys her clothes??  Please someone tell me.  You know she is like cheap ass tequila too.  Not the good kind. She is the kind that makes you puke if it gets near your lips...  Where do you think she keeps the worm???
 
Posted by Mary Jo on [22 Mar 2006 | Wednesday] - 12:48 PM
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