Czral, known as Czral alone, but also Biffen, Milda, Crouton and Jeeves is the successor to a long line of wife beaters, which is also the reason for his mildly eccentric behaviour and talk. Where others are lost for words, Czral can always be relied on for uttering meaningful things like "pleym" or "ek". Not content with performing music as an artform, Czral’s mission is to take over the entire global resources of wool, with the sole help of his guitar. Exactly how he plans to do that is the subject of an ongoing contest in which you may enter. Entries can be delivered to your local pool attendant and should be marked "Wool is cool"

Petrol Plenum Podagra fought in the Korean war alongside Napoleon, and claims to have the largest beard of the two. His beard is in fact so large, he carries with him a fishing rod, a palm tree, five decks of cards, a swiss cuckoo-clock, a physician and the entire swedish village Gulebøj in it. In fact, annual pagan festivals take place in Gulebøj, where children sing and dance and prance and dance in the name of Gluntan. Gluntan is the prime minister of Sweden and also the neighbour of  Abba. Abba had a hit once in the Eurosong contest for which they won a trophy made out of  Leif Edling’s stomach content on the night of his band Candlemass failing to get in at a McDonalds, all on account of their lack of beards. Beards are mandatory in Sweden, entering a restaurant without one can prove fatal to little puppies held in cages. Once there was a puppy called Petrol. He fought in the Spanish civil war alongside Bettan.

Nardo Esso Rasputin Miloševic, or "Boy" among friends was brought up in a Polish family of plumbers during the late Vietnam war. His father a pastry maker and his mother a proffessional guppy trainer, some would perhaps say that Esso had his work cut out for him, but although he holds a MD in nitpicking, the better part of his life has been spent pursuing a career as a proffessional pedestrian. Allegedly the author of such works as "Spleen – A Tale Of Romance" and "My Favourite Pastimes – A Guide In Proper Toilet Behaviour", no verification of these claims actually exist, but that is, as Esso himself likes to put it "besides the point". Other merits include a guest spot (as a waiter) in the Armenian Eurosong Finals of 1976, a 27 minute long engagement to the duchess of Bradford’s daughter’s friend’s sister’s mother’s dog, and a cameo in the Singapore drama TV series "Brad". Esso bears a striking resemblance to some other guy, the only difference being Esso’s gigantic seabass head. At his leisure, he likes to grind his teeth, sing in "toct" -  his own language, or tell overly long and pointless jokes, revealing the punchlines first. Future plans include growing his eyebrows, wear extremely small clothes and travel a lot by bus.