Peeps-

Greetings. It has beena long time. And as such, I will try my damndest to fill you in on the comings and goings. I'm sure I will skip a lot. I am sure many of you have already heard the information before. But you won't have heard it as in depth and probing (she said that twice).

First, I emerged from my work and band- practicing stupor to head out on the town in scranton. I met some new friends. And I partied with old friends. I had a great time. If you are ever in Scranton, check out The Bog. It is a cool place. And they let me tend bar. I needed some help with exactly what things cost, so if I did not charge you enough that night, go back there and pay them their damn money. Scranton has the best looking girls I have ever seen, by the way. You really should take a trip there. If you are a guy. cause you will never want to leave. as for that certain someone at the bar, I wish I had not told you about Stacy. We are still having some un- resolved issues, so if you want to call me, and you can find my number...please do. You know who you are.

The Bog is definitely the place I want Scrantonicity to play our CD release party. They have a cool stage. And a good vibe. I also went to Poor Richards (in a bowling alley) = awesome. I bought drinks for the peeps at Farley's. Though the PA system did not work that well, so those of you that had a drink and did not pay and thought you were pulling one over on the owners...no, that one was on me. I heard a mariachi band at Coopers. (They give great seafood). I would not want to play there though, cause I don't think my song stylings are condusive to walking around to tables while people are eating.

So Scranton was awesome. And I will be writing an open letter to the city that will be posted here soon.

The Mothership ordered 30 episodes of our little show for next season. So that will be a lot of TV for those of you who like the show. I guess people complain about having so many weeks off in between new shows. So hopefully you will not complain quite as loudly next season. But there are still 52 weeks in a year last I checked, so repeats will keep coming. So go ahead and watch those if you would.

The WEBISODES we shot last year. That focused on the accountants. Well, that series won a "Webbey" award, 3 of them actually, at a ceremony held in NYC. They didn't let me go, but I heard the food was only ok, so that is cool. I was really honored that they recognized our little webbey- mini- series.

And tonight, I am going to present at the Daytime Emmy Awards. Apparently, they are now giving Emmys for web work as well, and the WEBISODES have been nominated for best comedy on the web. So I am going to present a few awards, and then will cross my fingers and hope the WEBISODES take home the gold.

Sidenote: Have you guys heard about this new movie License to Wed that opens on July 3 in theaters across the country? THAT MOVIE LOOKS SO GOOD. I am definitely going to check that out on opening weekend to get the gross sales up as high as possible.

I want to give a special shout out to the MySpace folks who I met on that lovely Friday night, Saturday day and Saturday night (until the wee hours of Sunday morning). It was fun to hang with you guys, and I think there are some folks in my fair city planning something for October. If you haven't been to Scranton. Go.

Sidenote: Did you know that in 1924, Kleenex tissue was invented as a means to remove cold cream. By 1926, the manufacturers of Kleenex became intrigued by the number of letters from customers stating that they used their product as a disposable hankerchief. They changed the way they advertised Kleenex and sales doubled proving that the customer is always right.

Well, my argument is that they changed it to make more money. But I guess that is a half- empty/ half full thing. BTW- Isn;t it awesome that you don't have to give credit for information over the internet? You can just plagerize and plagerize. And never reveal who actually gave you the tid- bits.

(So take that Michelle Dempsey from Scranton, PA)

Be good. Wish us luck at the EMMYS tonight. Oh...one more thing.

This is serious. I need an assistant. Not a real assistant. But a personal online MySpace assistant. Here is what the job would be. Look at my page every so often. And when someone asks a question in my comment section that you know the answer to...you message them. So if someone says... How do I get an autograph...? You message them and tell them how. If someone says... when is the dvd coming out? You answer them to the best of your ability.

I am accepting resumes. It is a tough job, and I don't know exactly what the qualifications would be...so surprise me. I will be hiring by next week.

Peace,
Kev

PS- There is no pay involved.