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[29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] 

Current mood:  warm
UPDATE: on reflection it is possible that I have made a grievous error. However I stand by my claim that the Insane Clown Posse are not infact, a posse:

1. A group of people summoned by a sheriff to aid in law enforcement.

I will however, accept Insane Clown Duo, or Insane Clown Couple. Carry on!

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Slipknot - Spit It Out (live)


I was sent the above video as some kind of harbinger of the end of the civilized world, or similar (mainly denoted by the misspelling of 'slipnot'). And though a lot of those people on the field would appear to be tempting a horrible, horrible death by crushing, obeying the petty whims of one dude in a fright mask, it mainly made me pine for the olde days of tasteful and nuanced rock and roll warpaint, and how if I wanted to, I could chart the devolution of the medium using the following visual aides:

ALICE COOPER



Hey man, this is the real deal. Satan and animal sacrifices, and whoa, crazy shit. However, you are a Republican and Marilyn Manson took a girl's name after you did and both those offences are punishable by death. I should have put Ozzy here.

JOHN WAYNE GACY



This just in: clowns are fucking scary. Pictured here is renowned artist and sometime serial killer, Pogo. A hugely popular kid's party fixture, as you can well imagine.

DAVID BOWIE



It took a few goes to perfect the Ziggy make-up, but please enjoy this rarely seen look into my third, non-matching coloured eye and see that all who come after me will be thin, white imitations. P.S. sorry about popularising the mullet - my fault, that.

ADAM ANT



I don't care how coolly ironic you think Dog Eat Dig is now. Adam Ants blew gorillas then and he blows gorillas now, as this photo more than adequately demonstrates.

KISS



KISS have likely never heard the word Kabuki, but they do understand 'US Copyright Patent' and 'Ka-Ching!' Indirectly responsible for Mudvayne, so please refund my lunchbox money post haste, Gene Simmons.

MARILYN MANSON



As if spending your life as only a tar-encrusted head wasn't punishment enough, now you have to stick you tongue in Brian Warner's mouth and pretend you like it. This photo makes me think: edgy. Also, hand me a blunt object with with to poke out my eyes.

WHOEVER THIS IS



Whoever this is, they look Swedish: the land where metal is still king. In fact, what this really looks like is the new IKEA catalogue. Does it not just scream, "low cost functional furniture and television aerials for the masses"?

MUDVAYNE



Hey! Mudvayne! Whoa, stop freakin' me out for a second and learn to spell, Mudvayne! Who do you think you are anyway, Split Enz? Also, what in crap is a 'Mudvayne' anyway? A rare blood disorder?

INSANE CLOWN POSSE



I know you mentally illin' n' shit, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope (Oh! I get it! I get it!), but two douchebags lost on their way to the WWF does not the 'posse' make.
Currently listening:
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By Tiny Tim
Release date: 1994-03-22
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RickJames
Rick Perry

 
i think your an idiot.
people do what they want.
its entertainment.
shutup
 
Posted by RickJames on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 08:18 AM
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B O L T O N

 
You rock Rick James.
 
Posted by B O L T O N on [01 Aug 2008 | Friday] - 07:13 PM
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BADALEX

 
Actually. She's more or less right I'd say. For one, just because people are in entertainment that doesn't preclude them from being dicks, and most often it encourages it.

For two, sure people do what they want. Like smoke crack and fuck their sister. That doesn't make it right. You dork.

However, you are wrong on thing. If you looked like Brian Warner does normally, wouldn't you want to cover that shit up?

You get more pussy looking like a freaked out rockstar than you do looking like a wuss.

Think about it.

You know it makes sense.

Oh, also from what I've heard, which may be complete bullshit, Mudvayne are actually quite good guys, and are doing it mainly for the kids.

Which explains the ridiculous get up.
 
Posted by BADALEX on [01 Aug 2008 | Friday] - 08:05 AM
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Lost In kansas [NEW SONGS UP NOW!!]

 
RICKJAMES.....I believe you've taken this a bit too seriously...

lighten up and get the joke :)
 
Posted by Lost In kansas [NEW SONGS UP NOW!!] on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 12:04 AM
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caspepper
Wild Thing

 
he is right about people expressing themselves

adam ant for the win. SHWINNNNGG
 
Posted by caspepper on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 07:51 AM
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caspepper
Wild Thing

 
maraline manson is not an idiot haha, but his music is terrible
 
Posted by caspepper on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 07:52 AM
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Schulte
Austin Schulte

 
You should probably not talk about rock/hard rock. Face paint to rock is like having 'Chains' to rappers. Oh, and your display name, Is really stupid, i would change it. No such thing as a mermaid
 
Posted by Schulte on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 03:07 AM
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Lost In kansas [NEW SONGS UP NOW!!]

 
well im out peace homies and bitched MMFWKL

Posted by (MMFWKL)Baby Seregwen countdown(24)days!(EmoVamp) on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] 03:37 PM
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Lost In Kansas

Manson is actually a very intelligent man.
Alice cooper is actually a Christian now and has married a pastors daughter.

For the exception of slipknot, its all pure entertainment.

Alice cooper once said that his goal was to just SHOCK people. to do something that was out of the 'norm' to get people edgy in thier seats.

slipknot, i think, are probably the worst band to come out in thier genre.

nothing about them is original, althoguht people still do like them.

I think thier the only band that is completely ignorent with thier lyrics, i've listened to thier music becus i used to be a fan but now i think they dont even think twice about what thier writing....its all FAKE! and theres no truth to what they're saying!!!


but alive cooper....HHUUUGEEEE FANNNNN!
love his stuff!

but I dont get offended when people make fun of him, becus its HUMOUR.
this is done for entertainment....JUST like they dress is for entertainment.


but anyway interesting read, i guess you should have known there was gonna be some flames but still......good read.
 
Posted by Lost In kansas [NEW SONGS UP NOW!!] on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 12:07 AM
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S☮nic cup takedow♫

 
wow what an ignorant response, given i don't personally lke mudvayne, but to pass such quick judgement upon a facepainting, ignorant.
 
Posted by S☮nic cup takedow♫ on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 04:18 PM
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LEAD HALO RECORDS

 
for the record, the band is called Immortal.

secondly, slipknot wear masks. not face paint.

you are amazing.
 
Posted by LEAD HALO RECORDS on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 01:26 PM
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mitchell. cool kids listen to indie.

 
doesn't make them any less lame.
 
Posted by mitchell. cool kids listen to indie. on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 12:04 PM
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Steve Paoli

 
double amen. your an idiot.
 
Posted by Steve Paoli on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 11:44 AM
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ThE wOrLd Is BiG...my name is devyn
Devyn Jupp

 
amen.
 
Posted by ThE wOrLd Is BiG...my name is devyn on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 07:58 AM
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¤¤Koyuki~小雪~ The Panda¤¤:

 
Right on RickJames! kudos to you!~
 
Posted by ¤¤Koyuki~小雪~ The Panda¤¤: on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 06:44 AM
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Been caught Killing

 
Posted by Been caught Killing on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 05:40 AM
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B O L T O N

 
I think that in most marrages, sex seems the same after a while.
 
Posted by B O L T O N on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 05:24 AM
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Hannn;

 
same sex marrige it great
2 years till its legan it aus. and i cant wait.
my best mate can finaly get marrige to the one she loves
 
Posted by Hannn; on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 10:57 AM
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B O L T O N

 
I thought Rick James was black.
 
Posted by B O L T O N on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 02:00 AM
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B O L T O N

 
Yeah, I did too.
 
Posted by B O L T O N on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 05:33 AM
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MACHINEGUN CITIZEN

 
oi why you gotta be throwing all this hate on slipknot. so what they wear masks, i'm pretty sure they are more sucessful then your lazy bloggin ass.
 
Posted by MACHINEGUN CITIZEN on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 08:18 AM
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caspepper
Wild Thing

 
it's not that slipknot wear masks.. they are just really bad music.. even for it's genre.. they can't write or make any good songs even thought they have like 9 band members or something.. Sliplknot is a band who was generated by some record compony because they thought it would be a good mass producing band for young men who want to be tough and think they listen to 'heavy' stuff that's scary with masks.
 
Posted by caspepper on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 07:59 AM
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joey(taken)
Joey Hickey

 
why do people always have to hate icp psychopatic
find a homie say it to his face
dont hide
its bullshit to all you people if you ant let people be who they are
but wif out you anyways it wouldnt give us a reason to make fresh shit
and beat upon haters
 
Posted by joey(taken) on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 08:26 AM
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It the [honey] Bug™ {{The One and Only}}
Amanda Churchin

 
Yeah, that's kinda what I am saying.

I am female juggalette of over six years. Hell, I am listening to ICP right now.
And personally, you would want them to keep on the face paint.
They are the ugliest motherfuckers ever.
BUT, they are rather successful for still practically staying underground.


Why do people honestly care what a band looks like? Some of my favorite bands I never saw pictures of for years, because I don't think it matters. In this day and age, appearance is more important than anything.

Where are the true music fans? The ones that live for the pulse of the music through their veins? That's what I want to know.
 
Posted by It the [honey] Bug™ {{The One and Only}} on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 01:31 AM
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Alex
Alex albrecht

 
I was going to post a small reply based on what i thought just about the blog, but then reading through a few of the comments i saw the dumbest thing I have ever seen. and its from you, It The Bug [the one and only].


this has deffinantly got to be said: I will break it down paragraph by paragraph.

1. what he said, is nothing like what your saying, he is saying he would stand up for his music and that if I were to tell a juggalo that ICP sucks, they would beat me up. which is infact incorect, considering i spent most of my high school career making fun of them and telling them that ICP sucked everyday.

2. how in the hell can you call them underground? they are trying as best they can to break from the underground, but they suck so bad that they just cant do it. but for real, tell me how you can call them underground when they have 2 vidoe games and a shit ton of merch at hot topic.

3. You idiot, you contradict yourself: "Why do people honestly care what a band looks like" and "in this day and age, appearance is more important than anything." you seem to not know where your stance is, and on matter of both these quotations: A: because most people will always be into whatever seems cool, or whatever seems anti-cool, which in itself has become cool as of the past ten years or so. B: appearance is not more important than music itself, and if artists were to have the ability to make good music, they would not need to have some dumb makeup gimmic to gain popularity, such as ICP.

4. You go to a Hardcore music show, and not what the emo kids call hardcore, but real hardcore. Go to a Terror show or a Death Before Dishonor show or a Thick As Blood show, you will find a plethora of people with passion. A multitude of people who have a love for something with meaning. I truely beleive if anyone listens to ICP or any music like it, clearly doesnt have a love for music. because your listening to 2 exconvicts who can rhyme words about dumb shit to crappy beats made off of fruityloops or some other recording program. here is something from their newest record " I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up... All these bitches never see me I waggle my penis I'm ridding in the little yellow bus 'cause I'm a fucking genius" and now something from their oldest record "Bitch, I know you's a ho So let me fuck you with my big toe Cuz I don't care what them hicks can do Shit, I can fuck like a chicken hawk too" just to show you that they really havent matured or shown any sign of intelect.


the end. I do hope someone can try to bad talk what Ive just said, because I love arguments.

 
Posted by Alex on [07 Dec 2008 | Sunday] - 08:43 PM
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Nate
Nathan Salwowski

 
In response to Amanda Jay's question; 'Where are the true music fans? The ones that live for the pulse of the music through their veins?'. I can tell you this much for free:

They're definitely not at an ICP show, or listening to their noise at all for that matter. I almost shudder to admit it but yes, I sat down and listened to a whole ICP album once. THAT was a mistake. Or at least a waste of time. It's obvious why, I don't need to elaborate.

I was in a BIG hiphop and rap phase at the time. Letting that CD tear open my tympanic membrane and take a big acidic dump all over my stapes and cochlea ended that quicksmart. I'm just happy that listening to that shit didn't render me a hater. I can still appreciate good rap.

Goodbite kittens!!
 
Posted by Nate on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 03:18 AM
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Matt Ross
Turd Furgeson

 
We are all proud of Slipknot and Stone Sour for being successful here in Des Moines, but it is a widely acknowledged fact that most of their music sucks and Stone Sours last album was created at the whim of a music executive who cared nothing about content. Also, the song Corey did with Apocalyptica is catchy but it blows.
 
Posted by Matt Ross on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 09:03 PM
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Master William James Blackmore
William James Blackmore

 
not only do u sound mentally defective you cant spell
quick lesson in spelling and grammer =)

why do people always have to hate icp psychopat(h)ic (learn to spell what your sticking up for)
find a homie say it to his face
don(')t hide
(its bullshit to all you people (doesn't make sense) if you a(re)n(')t let(ting) people be who they are
but wi(th)out you (anyways (people?) it wouldn(')t give us a reason to make fresh shit
and beat upon haters

cheers
 
Posted by Master William James Blackmore on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 07:48 AM
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LabraTroy

 
IT'S "GRAMMAR" COCKFACE! :@
 
Posted by LabraTroy on [27 Aug 2008 | Wednesday] - 04:23 AM
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The MC Undertaker

 
this is to you, i dont like to talk shit. but oh my god. look, i didnt put correct grammar in my sentences. dont freak out about my non capitalization of letters. im not gonna waste my time just to please people who try to act smart over the internet. im not writing an essay. im trying to type this as fast as possible. fuck your statement.
 
Posted by The MC Undertaker on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 04:17 AM
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The MC Undertaker

 
i lost my cool a little bit. i still 100 percent believe what i typed. just in nicer words.
 
Posted by The MC Undertaker on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 04:22 AM
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DA HOUSE OF OOODZ ONER
James Moody

 
Carnie kid.... do you actually think your gangster.... no? you dont... good... then dont talk like your from the hood. when was the last time you called a mate a 'homie' for real, and dont talk shit like your actually tough. ICP are cool, ill just leave it at that.


and i love most of the bands/artists you [whoever wrote this] mentioned about masks, but i think its a bit of a con to get more people interested and listening to their music. I.e: why dose corey front man from slipknot not wear a mask when hes singing with stone sour?
 
Posted by DA HOUSE OF OOODZ ONER on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 12:13 PM
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bobcat.
Iain Johnson

 
ICP = middle class + Anglo Saxon + ghetto speak + attempted rap
= faggots dressed as clowns wearing facepaint

See what I did there?
 
Posted by bobcat. on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 06:42 AM
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B O L T O N

 
I don't listen to Hip Hop.
 
Posted by B O L T O N on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 05:26 AM
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Timothy
Tim Hinton

 
Is that like a code or something?
If so, the purple coyote only dances to moonlight.

I appreciate this blog, if you don't, shut up and go lay the beat down on some haters with your ICP thugs.
 
Posted by Timothy on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 02:52 AM
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Randin
Craig Dashnow

 
Is English your second language?
 
Posted by Randin on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 11:29 PM
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Vonette Cherry

 
I am also fluent in sarcasm.
 
Posted by Vonette Cherry on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 06:31 AM
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TiCal
Tom Callary

 
i think ur an idiot some of these people revolutionised music as we know it today and ur just dissin them and saying that they are stupid and capatalist pigs becuase they wear make up to entertain us or make something for us to remember them by, now im no phylosipher but i know u arnt either n ur just coming up a telling us that these people are stupid for wearing make up
 
Posted by TiCal on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 08:28 AM
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Nate
Nathan Salwowski

 
I don't usually let my assumptions take me this far, but are you retarded, T-Cal?
 
Posted by Nate on [31 Jul 2008 | Thursday] - 03:21 AM
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.: Foxy Brown :.
Jo Ristovski

 
I'm pretty sure he wasn't 'dissin' there music just their face paint. There are plenty of musicians out there that have faces more suited for radio then TV that doesn't make them bad musicians and if they need to wear face paint to be remembered then they can't be all that good to begin with. Get over and learn to spell
 
Posted by .: Foxy Brown :. on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 01:31 PM
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B O L T O N

 
I thought Foxy Brown was black....?
 
Posted by B O L T O N on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 05:27 AM
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bobcat.
Iain Johnson

 
What do you think a blog is if not a public article written to gain attention. I'd say this was a very successful blog and you're one of the pawns who made it so.

Personally I liked it.
 
Posted by bobcat. on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 06:43 AM
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R.I.P Eva Nicole Markyna
Steven Tidwell

 
you are amazing
 
Posted by R.I.P Eva Nicole Markyna on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 03:05 PM
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Haggard MC
Ryan Betson

 
that unknown metal band are Dimmu Borgir, they are a metal band for norway i think hahahah and metal is intense there.

The makeup is normally a good step in the door for bands, eg mudvayne, after their first cd L.D. 50 they lost the face masks. Its publicity, even this blog is potential publicity. But the big thing is IT MAKES MONEY!!!!!
Like cmon ask anyone they can recognise a KISS mask even if they dont listen to the music
 
Posted by Haggard MC on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 08:39 AM
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NecroShredder
Tim Edwards

 
yeah, its immortal

but, europe is the only place you can get any GOOD metal anymore

and why the fuck is david bowie on a list for rockstars?
the only actual metal bands there are immortal and mudvayne, and they hardly count coz theyre nu metakl, which pretty much ruined any chance of any popular metal bands in the 90s, by making everyone think that all metal is just as shit
 
Posted by NecroShredder on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 09:41 AM
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This is rarely used.
Chris James

 
incorrect
that band is Immortal. Dimmu Borgir has more than three members.

and as a comment to the creator of this blog.
you sir, are an unenlightened moron.
"im funny and edgy and sarcastic!!"
no. youre not.
fuck off, and no this blog didnt make you famous.
it just made you look stupid.
 
Posted by This is rarely used. on [29 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] - 07:38 AM
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Joey Joe Joe
Joseph Potter

 
Immortal man... Not Dimmu Borgir
 
Posted by Joey Joe Joe on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 01:14 PM
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B O L T O N

 
Didn't Dimmu Borgir open for Air Supply on the 82 tour. Kicked major ass.
 
Posted by B O L T O N on [30 Jul 2008 | Wednesday] - 05:30 AM
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[:PRAY FOR PLAGUES:]
Ethan zombie expert NO name.

 
Marduk.
the unknown band dude.
More metal. less HIM.
any band with Corpse paint on will be and are always gods in most European places
 
Posted by [:PRAY FOR PLAGUES:] on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 09:51 AM
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CAM

 
that isnt dimmu borgir fukhead, its immortal, another norweigan black metal band.
 
Posted by CAM on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 08:59 AM
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pistol

 
i would enjoy sticking my tongue in brian warners mouth.
 
Posted by pistol on [28 Jul 2008 | Monday] - 08:41 AM
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