every now and then a paparazzi picture comes in handy when refuting another ridiculous claim by the wonderfully thorough scribes over at the ny post....

from LA on tuesday
it took me about 30 seconds to find this picture- you'd think that's not too much to ask before someone was to go to print on a story..... but then again we are dealing with PAGE SIX....
here is what they decided to write today...
IT was supposed to be a double celebration for twins Samantha and Charlotte Ronson Tuesday night, but suddenly camera-shy Sam bailed on their 31st birthday bash at the Bowery Hotel. The deejay and her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan, "fled the scene" when paparazzi swarmed the joint. "Charlotte and Sam do this party every year with [power publicist] Amanda Silverman," said our source. "The photographers must have caught on because they were outside the hotel. Sam and Lindsay were livid and just left to go do their own thing."
um, i wasn't in nyc- neither was lindsay- yes i was originally going to be a part of the birthday party- but I don't live in nyc so whether or not I make the party is based on whether or not I want to get on a plane to celebrate in nyc for one night and then fly right back- i had a birthday party with my twin sister here in LA on the actual date

(pic from pink is the new blog)
two weeks later I'm tired, have bronchitis and unless I'm working I don't feel like traveling. I would have liked to have been there- but I have not yet figured out how to be in two places at one time- although page six seems to like doing that for me- maybe they can teach me how???? Mr. Johnson- can you teach me how??? Or maybe they can fact check once in a while???? I think that would probably be the easier solution!
and to the moron that pitched that story..... shut up! seriously people- did no one in the tabloid world go to nursery school???? are they all orphans???? coz whenever i want to bitch about someone I hear my mother's voice in my head saying- if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.....
and on that note.... the song of the day is....
ENJOY THE SILENCEthis is a random cover version coz it's not on their page....
xoxo