BUSTY MOUSEPAD

Never again will you feel the crampness of your ... er... wrist on the mouse! Sadly, according to their website (www.bustymousepads.com), they "do not accept custom orders".

RPG T-SHIRT

I just had a nerdgasm, that T-Shirt is AWESOME! If you play old-school video games (like 4 bit graphics), you'd really appreciate that menu option.... I just had this awesome/terrible flashback of Bard's Tale II!

TITANIUM SPORK

No need for me to add any other comment, it's just too cool. From www.thinkgeek.com: "Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends."

PAC-MAN COSTUME

Er... That's not a joystick.... This is a working Pac-Man game costume!

 

HELLO KITTY XBOX

This special edition Hello Kitty Xbox comes bundled with the HK game and controller. You can read more about it cnet.com... Which begs the question: When are they releasing an Xbox 360 version.

THE ULTIMATE ULTIMATE FREAKING INSANE SWISS ARMY KNIFE

That's not a knife, mate. THIS IS A KNIFE! This is the most insane knife I've ever seen.  It's also the most expensive knife I've ever seen at £595.00. The knife has 85 blades, according to www.swiss-army-knife-wenger.co.uk (that's like 1,000 clams, dude!)