So I read today that Microsoft is announcing their official entry into the portable music player market. I don't know about you guys but I am SO excited! Given their track record on fine, quality merchandise, I think Apple might be pissin' in their pants right about now. But fear not faithful blog readers (both of you), through many hours of hard work and using my journalistic know- how, I have managed to steal these prototypes for the yet-to-be-revealed iPod killa!
This one was the first to be made, but they ran into manufacturing problems because apparently Nike has bought out the whole country of Indonesia, and they say that  the children of that country are busy :



 

Next up really surprised me, as it looks like a blatent rip off.to me, but I guess copyright laws, patents and stuff mean nothing to Microsoft.



Two things of interest on this one.

First up:


Yep! It's the blue screen of death! But wait there's more, look at the bottom of the player:



They care about their customers so much they have included the Ctrl Alt and Del buttons on the actual player! The pinacle of innovation I tell you!

But alas, it was not meant to be. Here is the final version:



Only slightly bigger than the original Xbox.
Save up your pennies kiddos! The Microsoft iPod killa is coming!