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Gender: Female
Age: 27
Sign: Leo

City: Southbay of LA
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/12/2005

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January 11, 2009 - Sunday 


As many of you know, I had converted to the Church Of the Flying Spaghetti Monster a few months back. Though I respect and love his noodly goodness, he wasn't enough for me. Lately I have been reading some old books again of mine and stumbled upon a religion I am ready to embrace. It's more warm, kind, and beautiful. I got to tell you, it's also a LOT better than pretending there is some angry asshole waiting to smite our every move.

I am a new convert to my own self made religion. I have also had new members join, the first being DrMel, a good friend of mine. I have never felt so warm and fuzzy. I have decided to start the Church of Aslan, The Great Lion. If some of you do not know who Aslan is, let me explain. The good friend of my favorite author of all time (J.R.R. Tolkien) wrote a collection of wonderful children stories. That would be C.S. Lewis. In these stories, children are transported to another world called Narnia. It starts with The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. Aslan is the King of the Beasts, son of the Emperor Over The Sea. He is a very wise, sympathetic, couragous, compassionate, magical authority of time and space. He is the guardian and savior of Narnia and the humans who enter it. Aslan is beloved by millions world wide, and I see no reason why a church should not be devoted to him. Aslan as an alternate version of Jesus Christ. A bizarro Jesus, if you will. Only unlike Jesus, Aslan is warm, cuddly, fuzzy, and a huge fucking lion.

Thoughout the Chronical of Narnia books (there are 7), Aslan is referred to as "Not a Tame Lion". What does that mean? Though Aslan is loving, caring, sympathetic, campassionate, and any other good trait you can think of...He is also powerful as all hell. In "The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe" The White Witch is depicted as a bizarro version of Satan. Only, this Satan brings ice instead of hell fire, and is hot as hell ( Tilda Swanson). The White Witch stakes a claim on one of the human children's souls...and Aslan sacrifices himself to save the world, and then comes back to life..Sound familiar? Yes. But it's better because Aslan is a big badass mother fuckin lion.

So yeah, I'm worshipping Aslan. He fucking rules my world. I don't see why if there is a God he would be angry that I view him as an awesome lion.

Join The Church of Aslan!

EDITED NOTE:: If you people for ONE SECOND think a nerd of my caliber isn't aware that Aslan is C.S. Lewis's version of Jesus...you are soo wrong. However, my church is different. Aslan may be my version of Jesus, but I still believe GOD is The Flying Spaghetti Monster


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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
1sts love Aslan
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 3:41 AM
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K K♥
Nikki H

 
it actually started with the magicians nephew.. but i won't get into that.
:P

(it's a 7 book series)
 
Posted by K K♥ on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 5:35 PM
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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
Honey, I am a well learned nerd. Yes, the Magician's Nephew was the first book in Narnia time, but C.S. Lewis did NOT write it till second to the end...so that is how I recognize it
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 6:36 PM
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? ? ? ? ?

 

 
Posted by ? ? ? ? ? on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 5:01 AM
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Andrea
Andrea Teague

 
1st fucking rock!!!!
 
Posted by Andrea on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 5:01 AM
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Lila
Lila Wagner

 
Religion a a personal choice, to each his own- I will just stick with being a Luthuran (American Luthuran that is! Take care girl! Lila.

 
Posted by Lila on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 4:15 AM
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DIANA LUVS ME SOME TRUEBLOOD!!!

 
Lila, no offense, but your religion is LUTHERAN after it's creator Martin Luther. FYI..
 
Posted by DIANA LUVS ME SOME TRUEBLOOD!!! on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 7:05 AM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
That's simply not true.

 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 8:05 PM
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HEATHER

 
WHAT DOES CHRIS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS...I BET HIM AND HIS RELATIVES ARE REALLY PROUD TO HAVE YOU IN THEIR FAMILY!! HOW EMBARRASSING!
 
Posted by HEATHER on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 7:56 PM
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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
Chris and his relatives would probably agree with me that you are an asshole, and a douchebag.
We love each other, and could give two fucks what some white trash bitch that can't keep out of others personal business might think of us

So, I dare you to walk up to MY relatives (which they are, we are married and that is how it works) and talk some shit.
You are pathetic
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 6:38 PM
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Colleen

 
WHITE TRASH!! Thats kinda of a mess up to call someone that.I dont think they called you a sick name like that. Didn't you use to be White Trash too at one time...Dont forget where you come from.

 
Posted by Colleen on January 14, 2009 - Wednesday - 9:11 PM
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Jennifer ♥
Jennifer Maines Whitley

 
how can you tell her to keep out of your PERSONAL business when your puting it up ONLINE for EVERYONE to read?? And in a blog at that, for everyone to comment on?!
 
Posted by Jennifer ♥ on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 7:53 PM
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*~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~*

 
Mrs.
Whitley;

Senor Slater below me is right......there is a HUGE difference between commenting and being a gigantic douche........that woman was being mean and judgmental.


and not once did Adrianne mention her husband or family so that is sticking a nose into her personal business that is clearly no one else's business unless she shares that.

 
Posted by *~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~* on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 11:15 PM
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♥ Jewels ♥

 
WORD MEL! ☆♫♪♥ Jewels ♥♫♪☆
 
Posted by ♥ Jewels ♥ on January 13, 2009 - Tuesday - 8:46 PM
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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
excuse me? Where did I mention ANYTHING about my family, or my husband? that's right. Listen, honey. Why don;t you focus on YOU...and stay the fuck out of an argument you have no grounds to even be having
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 11:09 PM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
There's a difference between commenting and judging!

She had no right to say that Adri is an embarrassment to Chris's family.

 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 8:03 PM
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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
sounds like I have another asshole on my blog
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 11:09 PM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
Who me?
 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 13, 2009 - Tuesday - 8:33 PM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
Get a life Heather. You have no sense of humor.


I'd be proud as hell to have Adri as part of MY family!
 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 3:12 AM
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HEATHER

 
YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE SHES PREETY NT BECASUE OF HER BELIEFS....ARE YOU GOING TO SAY MOM DAD THIS IS ADDRAINNE AND SHE WORSHIP A SPEGGATII MONSTER,OH NO A LION, BUT SHES PRETTY THOUGH!I JUST THINK HER VIEWS ON RELIGION ARE PROBABLY STEMMING FROM HER NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND THE RIGHT RELIGION FOR HER. BUT COME ON...AND FRICKEN LION...GIVE ME A BREAK! AND ANY WAY THE WAY SHE TALKS ABOUT JESUS, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT WORSHIPPING A LION IS CRAZY SHIT TOO!! NOW THERE!
 
Posted by HEATHER on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 5:22 AM
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saяa.

 
Wow, haha someone is just WAY too desperate for attention. Adri kicks ass and its not just because she is drop dead gorgeous. She is also very intelligent and fucking hilarious.

By the way, I totally converted. I'll be praying to Aslan tonight.
haha ;D
 
Posted by saяa. on January 13, 2009 - Tuesday - 4:51 PM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
A lion and flying spaghetti monster are no more RIDICULOUS than Jesus being a "lord and savior".

 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 8:08 PM
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Asestria

 
That's coming from someone who has ranked number one on the list of the world's most RIDICULOUS people since the list began.

 
Posted by Asestria on January 14, 2009 - Wednesday - 2:03 AM
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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
Yeah, but you had no right talking about my family, or trying to put words in their mouth...which makes you the WORST kind of person.
One that thinks their shit doesn';t stink and that they know everything
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 6:39 PM
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ICEKNIFE

 
You make baby Jesus cry and cry. I will pray for you, but until you cast Satan from your heart, you will remain a minion of evil doomed to spend eternity in a lake of fire.
REPENT, POOR DAMNED CREATURE! REPENT AND PRAY GOD FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR CRUELTY!

It is not enough to claim to accpet Jesus. You must atone, or Jesus knows you're faking it.
You can not accept him yet reject his teachings! REPENT, SERVANT OF CHAOS AND PAIN!
 
Posted by ICEKNIFE on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 3:24 PM
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*~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~*

 
lmao @ making baby jesus cry.......hahah.........oh ICEKNIFE.....me loves ya!
 
Posted by *~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~* on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 3:50 PM
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Cyn

 
Heather, I have to wonder why you would even read her blogs if you are completely against anything that she says and that if she was in your family you'd be embarrassed for her. I think it's good for Adrianne to believe in what she wants. She just chooses to share her thoughts in her blog. If you don't like it...unsubscribe.

 
Posted by Cyn on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 2:46 PM
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DIANA LUVS ME SOME TRUEBLOOD!!!

 
Heather, before you SLAM someone in a country where there is FREEDOM OF RELIGION LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL YOU MORON!!!!!! GEEZ, what a loser!!! Don't hate on people who don't believe what you believe!!! LIVE AND LET LIVE!!! What Adrianne believes in religiously doesn't affect me one way or the other nor does it affect you either!!! I just had to comment because of your inability to SPELL you really look like an idiot!!! BTW what who has been to so-called "HEAVEN" and back to tell us it exists ANYWAY?
 
Posted by DIANA LUVS ME SOME TRUEBLOOD!!! on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 7:01 AM
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Amber

 
Heather, what is wrong with you? All religions require you to believe in something that normally is considered "imaginary". Being you can't see or physically touch the "one" that you believe in, unless of course you are fucking crazy. As long as you are a good person and don't go around spewing hatred and uneducated words at people and try to lead a good life by not killing or intentionally harming anyone, I believe you will end up in a good place. Do the opposite and you will end up in a not so good place. You sound jealous at the fact that Adrianne is pretty, as you said, so maybe it's all just coming from your low self esteem but people are allowed to believe what they want as long as it hurts nobody. You need to really look at yourself and judge you before you judge others and their beliefs. Your 30 not 13, try to sound and act like it.

 
Posted by Amber on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 6:34 AM
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*~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~*

 
Hey Heather.......I would venture to guess you are no fun at parties and probably not a very nice person in general.


i am sure YOUR FAMILY is so proud......;-P
 
Posted by *~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~* on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 12:45 AM
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HEATHER

 
ACTUALLY I AM A NICE PERSON ....I WAS JUST WONDERING IF CHRIS'S FAMILY TAKE HER SERIOUSLY?? SERIOUSLY....A LION.....COME ON...WHAT I SAID TO HER WAS SOMETHING I JUST THOUGHT ABOUOT WHILE READING THE BLOG JUST LIKE YOU ALL DID! MY OPINION IS MINE AND TOO BAD!!
 
Posted by HEATHER on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 5:17 AM
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*~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~*

 
Actually you are clearly NOT a nice person.........and why do you give two shits if Chris's family takes her seriously, likes her, dislikes her or whatever?!?!

your opinion is yours.........oh yes, darling.........however, you might consider trying to figure out why you came and had to say something YOU KNOW you meant as negative.

 
Posted by *~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~* on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 12:32 PM
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ICEKNIFE

 
not to mention, expecting any rational adult to take Cris's dad seriously isn't particularly reasonable.


And what the hell kinda beaten down invertibrate spazmoid lets their family decide their theology for them? HEATHER IS A SATANER, IS WUT!!! BETCHA!
 
Posted by ICEKNIFE on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 3:29 PM
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*~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~*

 
hahah.......true this!
 
Posted by *~*MEL*~*aka Melinda (aka Dr. MEL)*~* on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 3:52 PM
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LEO

 
yea, yea, save the religious stuff- you're just attracted to big hairy beasts ;)
 
Posted by LEO on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 7:00 PM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
This guy below me is a total whack job! Psychic? LMAO.

 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 7:22 PM
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†♪Erika♪†™ cell connected

 
UM LOOK... I FIND THE FLYING SPEGGHETIE MONSTER A LOAD OF BULL BUT WHATEVER..

I HAVE MY OWN BELIEFS. I TAKE FACTS FROM SIENTIFIC VIEWS AND RELIGIOUSE VIEWS AND COME UP WITH MY OWN CONCLUSION.. THIS IS MY OPEION..

FIRST OFF I AM ACTULEY PYHCIC AND I HAVE A GREAT CLOSE BOUND NOT WITH THINGS OF HOLY BUT WITH THINGS OF NIGHTMARISH GROUTESC BEASTS OF DARKNESS..

1 BAD THINGS HAPPEN BECAUSE GODS NIETHER THE DARKNESS CAN NOT FORCE PEOPLE TO DO ANYTHING

SO WHEN SOMEONE DIES OR IS HARMED BY ANOTHER MAN IT IS THE FAULT OF THAT MAN WHO DID IT

NOT THE FAULT OF GODS OR ANCIENTS(WHEN I SAY ANCIENTS I MEAN GREAT POWERFUL DARK DIETYS THAT EXSISTED BEFORE THE BIRTH OF LIGHT (GOD)

ALL THE LIGHT & DARK CAN DO IS MERELY TEMPT US

BECAUSE WE HAVE THE POWER OF FREE "WILL"

THIS WORLD WAS GIVIN TO US BY THE LIGHT TO DO AS WE SEE FIT

SO WETHER THIS WORLD IS HELL OR A PARADISE IS UP TO US

AND WETHER WE ALLOW THE DARKNESS TO RUN OUR LIVES IS UP TO US ENTIRELY!! WE CONTROLE OUR FATES BECAUSE THATS HOW GOD MADE IT!!

THE TERRORS OF THIS WORLD THE HARDSHIP OF THIS WOLR IS MERELY THE FAULT OF OUR OWN ACTIONS

GODS DO EXSIST BUT THEY GAVE US THE RIGHT TO DO AS WE SEE FIT

SO BLAMEING THEM FOR OUR HARDSHIPS IS NOTHING MORE THEN A CHILDISH BEHAVIOR! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!

WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD BETTER WITH OUR OWN HUMAN POWER.


SO INSTEAD OF POINTING FINGERS EVERYONE SHOULD REALY START OPENNING THERE EYES AND TAKING ALL POINTS OF VIEWS IN NOT MERELY CONNING RELIGIONS LIKE THE FLYING SPEGHETTIE MONSTER

I DO NOT SUPPORT ANY CHURCH BECAUSE THEY ARE RUN BY INPERFECT PEOPLE
WHO LACK THE KNOWLEDGE

INORDER TO KNOW THE TRUTH WE MUST LOOK AT OUR NIGHTMARES..

ALL I CAN MAINLY SAY IS IVE PLAYED WITH EVIL.


THE DARKNESS HAS NO LOVE FOR HUMANS

THEY WANT THERE WORLD BACK.. THIS WAS THERES FIRST BUT THEY WERE CASTED OUT AND NOW THE DARKNESS WANTS IT BACK AND FOR 2000 YEARS

HUMANS HAVE BEEN ON THE EDGE OF EXTICTITON BUT BLINDED BY OUR OWN IGNORENCE AND FEARS

WE NEVER SAW WHAT WAS IN THE SHADOWS.


BY THE WAY LUCIFER IS NOTHING MORE THEN A PAWN TO THE ANCIENTS.. AND IS ACTULEY THE FIRST BORN

ERASED FROM THE BIBLE SCRIPTS WERE THE TELLINGS OF THE ORGINAL HUMAN CREATIONS

LUCIFER IS ACTULEY THE FIRST BORN WHO FELL INTO THE TEMPTAIONS OF THE DARKNESS...

AND IN REALITY LUCIFER IS SEXUALY ATRACTIVE NOT UGLY.. WITCH IS ANOTHER THING ERASED FROM THE ORGINAL BIBLE

CHURCHES AND IM NOT SAYING YOURS ADRI BUT GENRELY ALL CHURCHES HAVE BEEN CURROPTED.. AND ONLY EVIL LIVES IN IT..

SADLY I DONT THINK ANY OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT I SEE...

THERE IS A VEIL FOR ALL THAT KEEPS PEOPLE FROM SEEING WHAT LURKS IN THE SHADOWS... I STRANGLEY ENOUGH CAN SEE THEM..

BY THE WAY IM NOT MENTALY INSANE WETHER YOU BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE SAID OR NOT WOUNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT WHAT I SAID IS ACTULEY TRUTH AND NOT A LIE. I MAY BE YOUNG BUT IVE LIVED LIFETIMES.


BESIDES HOW ARE YOU SO SURE THAT WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS REALITY IS EVEN REALITY AT ALL?
 
Posted by †♪Erika♪†™ cell connected on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 4:28 PM
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♥ Jewels ♥

 
Dude can i have what Erika is smoking? That must b some hella bud you crazy biotch. Pass the pipe. On 2nd thought....i'd rather b sane.
☆♫♪♥ Jewels ♥♫♪☆
 
Posted by ♥ Jewels ♥ on January 13, 2009 - Tuesday - 8:53 PM
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DIANA LUVS ME SOME TRUEBLOOD!!!

 
OMG, the hits keep coming!!! PEOPLE, USE SPELL CHECK BEFORE POSTING THIS IS PATHETIC!!!!
 
Posted by DIANA LUVS ME SOME TRUEBLOOD!!! on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 7:10 AM
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Geminga

 
Apparently, you've rejected the church of linguistics, as well.


Please, please, please, pay attention to your grammar. While this isn't a University website, it's much easier for the rest of us who can't see behind "the veil" or veal or whatever, to decipher your hyroglyphic sanscrit.


Sometimes, even the Elven tribes have to condescend to our wretched level, in order that we may comprehend your enlightened script.


Ever apologetic;
Gem
 
Posted by Geminga on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 4:21 AM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
Ok, NOW this is a person who needs a refresher course in english and SPELLING!

Wount? Actuley? Curropted? Atractive? There[when you mean their]. Sexualy? Extictiton? Ignorence? Realy? Blameing? Controle? Wether? Niether? Religiouse? Opeion? Groutesc? ...I lost count of how many times you fucked up. I hope this is a joke. Don't take up all this blog space if you can't spell...or make a bit of sense!

Where are you when we need you -cc? LOL
 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 7:32 PM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
I meant nit-picking small errors.
=)
 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 14, 2009 - Wednesday - 12:31 AM
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LEO

 
Slater you're harsh man, you expect perfect spelling when a dude's smokin meth and typing at the same time!!LOL
 
Posted by LEO on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 8:01 PM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School]

 
My bad...I meant to put the empasis on "this" and not "now".
=)
 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld School] on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 7:34 PM
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Buddy
Buddy Redcat

 
Lucifer is sexually attractive? Does he or she have a web site or some nudy pics anywhere? Steamy pics of Lucifer, that'll sell magazines.

 
Posted by Buddy on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 6:28 PM
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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
Why don;t you spend a little more time worrying about YOURSELF instead of other people..

NO) ONE has the RIGHT belief. There is not ONE belief on this earth that has proven to be THE belief...unless you think Jesus talks to your soul, or Buddha appeared in your closet
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 4:38 PM
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Bill
Bill Rogers

 
Your Right, we all have Different beliefs. I'm Baptist, And I don't Agree, with everything in the Church!!!. But I beleve in God, And it sounds, Like you Do Too. Your mom tought, you the Basics, and Your to Learn the rest Yourself. We all have different beliefs, And I love you, And Care very much about you.
You and Chris, Are fine people, And I wish you only the Best!!!

Bill
 
Posted by Bill on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 8:40 AM
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Asestria

 
That's why I stick to what I "KNOW." And I know for an absolute fact, both God and Jesus exists. And I have never known or seen any love greater than Theirs.

 
Posted by Asestria on January 11, 2009 - Sunday - 7:28 PM
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Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

 
I am sorry, you know for a fact that books SAY they existed...You know nothing for a FACT...you just tell yourself that to be more comfortable in your faith
 
Posted by Adrianne Curry on January 12, 2009 - Monday - 6:42 PM
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Asestria

 
I know for a fact because I know for a fact!! I knew of God and Jesus before I even heard of the Bible... before I ever heard anyone speak Their name...before I knew what a church was...and way before I stepped foot on earth. I don't have to be comfortable in anything, but I do take comfort in what I know and "NOT" in what I believe.

 
Posted by Asestria on January 14, 2009 - Wednesday - 1:55 AM
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