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This has to be the funniest chain letter/email I've ever seen. It's on par with "repost this in 5 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog's ass" status. In layman's terms- STUPID.

I'm almost SURE I've seen a "black pride" one that made just as little sense as this one did, so if anyone finds it for me, I'll be glad to tear it to shreds.

The bold text is the chain letter itself.

There are so many ways to go about making a legit "white pride" chain leter that actually would make sense. This is an example of what not to write. If you know anybody who has reposted this, please send them this blog.

--You call me.... "redneck", "Hillbilly", "Slaker", "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo", "Sage", "Hicks", "the man" and you think it's OK.

No, it's not okay, no form of racism is okay. Who really thinks this way? Who is "you" that thinks it's okay? I mean honestly. If you look at the FCC and their list of censored words they've deemed inappropriate, those are all included (except "the man". what the fuck? who even says that? "the man" is a term used when referring to police, government officials, people of higher power, etc.. it has nothing to do with racism).

--But when I call you: "jungle bunny", "spear chunker", "coon", "wet back", "jiggaboo", "porch monkey", "sand nigger", "rag head", "towelhead", "Camel Jockey", "Gook", "Spook", "NIGGER", "KIKE", "slant eyes", or "Chink" you call me a racist.

Because it is racist? Why is nigger and kike capitalized? Whoever wrote this probably had an erection when typing those words.

--You have the United Negro College Fund.

What's your point? The United Negro College Fund scholarships are open to ALL races and there are MANY races who are a part of this. It is NOT a government funded program, it is a private company.

To be considered for a UNCF scholarship, you must meet certain basic eligibility requirements:
1. Students must have a minimum grade point average of 2.5 on a 4.0 scale
2. Students must have unmet need as verified by the university financial aid office
3. Students must complete the Free Application for Federal Student Aid (FASFA).

I don't see, "LOLZ U GOTTA BE BLACK OR U AINT ALLOWED IN HERE" on the list.

http://www.uncf.org/forstudents/scholarship.asp

Q: Does UNCF only support African American education?
A: UNCF was founded to address the funding inequities regarding educational resources for African Americans. UNCF believes in higher education opportunities for all Americans, however. Though most funding supports African American students, UNCF member schools do not discriminate and UNCF administered scholarships are open to all ethnic groups.

http://www.uncf.org/aboutus/faqs.asp

Further more, this was founded in the 1940's because "blacks" were denied to "white" colleges. The reason there isn't a "White United College Fund" is because historically "white" kids were not denied access to schools the same way "black" kids were. How are you not getting this?

--You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Columbus Day. Not a good enough answer for your childish intelect? Martin Luther King was a leader for equal rights for all Americans. He had many "white" followers who agreed with his view of freedom, it shouldn't matter what fucking color he is when he stood for equal rights among every race. Idiot. "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character". Anybody who sees a problem with this is a fucking tool. Seriously.

--You have Black History Month.

Black history month isn't "LOL LETS LOOK AT BLACK PEOPLE" month. It's about Civil Rights. Do you even know what that is? Women have a month too. Should we get rid of that? I'll give you a poison cookie if you can figure out why they have their own month to begin with. The mere thought of you having a problem with it is why we should still have it.

--You have Cesar Chavez Day.

Oh, look, another random name somebody picked out of the minority hat. Cesar Chavez Day is a California holiday. Cesar Chavez was a labor leader & a civil rights activist. Again, why is his name on this list? "You" have President's Day. Washington and Lincoln were two white Presidents. But that answer isn't good enough for you, is it? I just found a loop hole in your prejudice logic.

--You have Yom Hashoah

You are stretching. Big time. I bet half the people who repost this pathetic excuse for a chain letter don't even know who the fuck he is.

--You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi

You are stretching. You are stretching like Dhalsim.

--You have the NAACP.

It was made in a time where it was necessary. Maybe if your great great grandfathers weren't so fucking intolerant, there wouldn't have to be a NAACP. It's called cause & effect. Google it. You don't like the cards you were dealt? Sucks to be you.

--You have BET.
--If we had WET (white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.

No, you'd be laughed at. You already have a white channel, it's called Country Music Television LOLZ. BET consists of about 40% white people, anyway. When they make shows, their casting call always includes white males/females. Not a good enough answer? BET is "white" owned and is completely ran by Viacom (who pretty much runs everything).

--If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.

First of all, where the fuck is "Black Pride Day"? Isn't this chain letter suposed to follow the childish guideline- "HEHEHE U HAVE IT SO WHY CANT I" logic? Secondly, there is no such thing as a "white" race, therefore the entire concept of "white pride day" would be a bunch of ignorant motherfuckers in the streets celebrating a race that doesn't exist.

Thirdly, Canada has a national day. Should we get rid of that?

Fourthly, there is St. Patrick's Day, an Irish holiday. There is Liberation Day, an Italian holiday. Two examples that would fall under the "white race" category for Americans. Need I continue?  Oh, one more, there are "White Pride" marches that STILL continue to this day..... I don't see anybody complaining.

--If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.

Advance to where? This is a white christian nation. You have nowhere to advance to. There are many "white" only organizations that feel they have somewhere to advance to, the only reason you fuck heads have never heard of them before is because nobody cares about them. Look up The Shenandoah Club for starters.

--If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.

There is one that started in 2003. It's called The United White Persons College Fund (UWPCF). Need another? The Order Sons of Italy in America (OSIA). Guess what? I have another. Boston University College Republicans Caucasian Achievement Scholarship. Hee hee hee. I have another one. Jewish Family and Children's Services (JFCS). While I already have you on the ground, crying that I proved you wrong, I'll throw you one more just to kick you in the fucking face. The Daughters of Erin Central Ohio's Irish-American Women's Organization. Oh snaps, that one is for "white" people AND women. Neo-cons be damned! Go ahead and look them up. The United Negro College Fund is a private company, and they can do whatever they damn well please. If I started a group right now to only fund people with blonde hair, with my own money, who are you to say I can't?

--In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.

Again, you never had rights that were taken away to begin with. So the whole idea of you marching would be irrelevant if you had nothing to march FOR. Point being, if you had something to march for, NO, it wouldn't be racist in the least bit. But nice choice of using "believed" in this sentence, another tally under the "Is this chain letter prejudice?" category.

--Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.

You can't get sent to court for being racist. What the fuck? The person who typed this up was full of shit, there is no story or incident about students being sent to court for trying to create a "white club". Anybody who takes this idiot's word for it without looking it up yourself is a fucking worthless fuck spoon. And the reason these clubs "are never questioned" is because they celebrate backgrounds and cultures. If there was a "white" club, what background and culture would even be celebrated? That wouldn't make sense, because there is already a French club, Italian club, Irish club, British club, Australian club, etc. in most high schools. Are you going to incorporate every European background into one meeting? Or are you all going to make a cardboard boat and float it to the Native American club and slaughter them all and steal their crayons?

--You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

Says who? Says you? Does that mean you believe you're a racist yourself? Nobody thinks you're a racist for announcing your "white pride". I've seen people with "white pride!" bumper stickers. The only reason you've slandered the term is because of your KKK brothers who used it for senseless hate. Thank them for that. By the way, who is orange?

I am white and
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.

I'm sure you probably are after reading this load of shit. This whole email is laced with separatist overtones.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

Again... says WHO? What kind of stupid fucking question is that? Do you know how many races there are on this planet? Every group has it's select few who hate others for no reason. But to answer pathetic excuse for a 5 year old question, blame your ancestors for giving you such a raw deal. That a good enough answer for you? Maybe if your great great grandfather wasn't such a tool, you wouldn't have to go through such "hardships" (lmao) today.

Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this

No, not racist. Just stupid. Very stupid. This email of racial demagogy is a joke and so is anybody who is so blinded by the sheer fact they can't look anything up for themselves. Come on, be good little sheep and get back in your stable.

The idiocy of some fag clouds is a burden to live with when I know you share the same planet as me. This whole email/chain letter itself is based upon the assumption "white people" are a whole as 1 race. (Read my blog, "Eric, Will You Ever Shut Up?"). I can honestly say whoever wrote this was probably some angry 14 year old cuz some black kid cut him in the lunch line for not paying attention.

So to end this, I'm going to pull a card out of your own book for the fuck of it.

Now watch, I'll be racist for posting this.

LOL I'M SO FUNNY!!

Fuck you.

I'll leave with a quote.

"Racism is simply an ugly form of collectivism, the mindset that views humans strictly as members of groups rather than as individuals. Racists believe that all individuals who share superficial physical characteristics are alike: as collectivists, racists think only in terms of groups. By encouraging Americans to adopt a group mentality, the advocates of so-called "diversity" actually perpetuate racism."

-Dr. Ron Paul

There is nothing wrong with celebrating your ethnicity and knowing where you come from, which is always my point. In a melting pot society like America it's easy to lose that... but seriously... we're all people. We all bleed red. Get with the times. It's 2008, join us.

Thank you for your time.