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Calvin Harris



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Status: Single
City: Dumfries
State: Scotland
Country: UK
Signup Date: 12/22/2005

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007 

Current mood:  naughty
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Hello there, well alot has been made of my attempt to get into the record books with my amazing party extravaganza (that's what i'm calling it nowadays) on August 18th, including various sections of the media outing me as a 'hate figure for parents' which i was trying to keep a secret as i know i have a huge parental fanbase.

That aside, it was suggested that i provide a helpful video blog to set out some key points you should remember when planning your party.

So in order to do this, i nicked my Dad's car, and during my joyride* i took some time out to explain how to party in a responsible manner.

However, i forgot all of the main points bar one, and ended up rambling for about 4 minutes.

Enjoy



*its a joke (in case the Daily Telegraph are reading this)
Currently listening:
Finding Forever
By Common
Release date: 31 July, 2007
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amycaekz?!

 
<3
 
Posted by amycaekz?! on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:44
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Shola.

 
I love these rules, totally meant to be broken, a big ho ha has been made about this – it’s only even become a story because it’s loosely and potentially based on a previous one.
 
Posted by Shola. on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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xXx LUCY xXx

 
ur so fuckin cool!
xxx
 
Posted by xXx LUCY xXx on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:44
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sophh;
Bet Lynch

 
party with meeeee :d cos i like love youu!! muhaaa xoxox
 
Posted by sophh; on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:45
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Nick

 
we're you pretending to be on topgear? they film while driving. you really want to be jeremy clarkson...
 
Posted by Nick on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:45
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Calvin Harris

 
i must admit this is true
 
Posted by Calvin Harris on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:47
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James Alexander
James Alexander Foxhall

 
In that case you should clearly put yourself foward for star in a reasonably priced car, if they let that muppet from the darkness, you could CLEARLY get on...
 
Posted by James Alexander on Saturday, September 22, 2007 - 07:42
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Brown Sugar

 
Wow now that I have read this I will always remember to party responsibly. I may not even drink alcohol until I am 35.

God bless Calvin Harris for making me see the error of my ways.
 
Posted by Brown Sugar on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:45
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Go:Rachiie♥

 
LOL Calvin YOU ROCK

Saw You At T4 On The Beach OMG U Were SOOOO KOOL :)

LOVE YOU

Rachel<3

Wb If You Have Time :D
 
Posted by Go:Rachiie♥ on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:45
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Paris
sophie albini

 
You're amazing ;)
 
Posted by Paris on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:45
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MUSICologised, Yeah?
Ch-ch-checkk It outt

 
Calvin,
shut up and drive ..; ))

goooosh ur cute !!.. =))
 
Posted by MUSICologised, Yeah? on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:45
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Kɐtɘ
Kate Hall

 
lol, bit random if you ask me
 
Posted by Kɐtɘ on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:45
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Sean
Sean Gallagher

 
im going to be a dentist like u calvin
 
Posted by Sean on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:46
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Aimee!

 
Lol :)


Ace, very educational.
Hahaha!


From Aimee x
 
Posted by Aimee! on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:46
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Nx2u

 
Heh Your running out the country!Scared of peoples mums attacking you with there handbags,so you jumped into your dads car as a decoy and are on your way to Rosyth to get on the Boat.Well it was nice knowing you .
 
Posted by Nx2u on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:47
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Sean
Sean Gallagher

 
mortall comabtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
 
Posted by Sean on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:47
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Dave

 
I love the responsibleness of driving whilst talking to a camera there cal. lol
 
Posted by Dave on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:48
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Ruby California

 
hahahahaha

legendddd!

i deffinatly wont invite people i dont no :/
i don't want a slaying on my hands,
plus my parents wont be in to clean the carpets.
 
Posted by Ruby California on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:48
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This myspace SUCKS

 
YOU BROUM BROUM AT RIGHT 8D
 
Posted by This myspace SUCKS on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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tegan

 
That changed my life, seriously.
 
Posted by tegan on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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Lauren
Lauren Neill

 
<small>pahhaha
you;re funnny & you're yummy.
;)
xx
 
Posted by Lauren on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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Rosie
Rosie Blackadder

 
hahahaha
'slaying them'
i'm giving you 2 kudos even though i don't know what they are :)
 
Posted by Rosie on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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IS IT?

 
YOU ARE SO FIT I LOVE YOUUUUUU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 
Posted by IS IT? on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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Brown Sugar

 
Dyou think Jesus had a party to celebrate the release of his third single "merrymaking at mine placeth" ?
 
Posted by Brown Sugar on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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reiss.
Reiss Smith

 
well that was erm... helpful. especially number 2. kids, dont drink, do hard drugs instead!
im looking forward to tomorrows video. you were being serious right. iv planned my whole day around it now. got my loo rolls and sellotape ready cuz im guessing il be needing them!
 
Posted by reiss. on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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AreFriendsElectric?
Hannah Blackwell

 
Resbonsibility...
Nah.

But thanks for the guidance =D
 
Posted by AreFriendsElectric? on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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.rebecca.

 
haha. loved it. your heaps cute.
well thank you for that, i now know how to party responsibly :P
Only Invite my friends
Don't give 13 year olds alcohol
and Don't let Jeans big brother shag Johns mum =D

very helpful indeed :P


love bec
xx
 
Posted by .rebecca. on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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BumbleBEE.
Elizabeth-Rebecca Whelan

 
lol i had a funny thought that you were just going around a roundabout
whilest filiming this just round and round so you didnt have to concentrate on the road
but obviously not nvm good video and haha top gear wanna be filimg ftw x
 
Posted by BumbleBEE. on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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Dropkick Junkie

 
Very imformative squire, I even recognise my old school St Joes as you go by it.
 
Posted by Dropkick Junkie on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:49
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Nick

 
That shagging behind the sofa thing only happens in Scotland. And now...NOW, you've annoyed the Jesus Folk [note the capitals...]. Now you're going to have to make a "How to make a "how to party responsibly" video responsibly"
 
Posted by Nick on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:50
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michael

 
wht a joker!
 
Posted by michael on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:50
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&blondie;♥

 
ohh calvin harris i love you. <3
you make me giggle.
please merrymake at my place.
YOUR INVITED INTO MY HOUSE.
please? (:

I LOVE YOU.
 
Posted by &blondie;♥ on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:50
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IS IT?

 
yay
 
Posted by IS IT? on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:50
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d[-_-]b Jodi-e d[-_-]b
Jodie Bromhall

 
ooof ur luvly!
:D
i would hold a party but there was too much merrymaking at my last one!
shame!
xxxxxx
 
Posted by d[-_-]b Jodi-e d[-_-]b on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:50
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gina
gina richards

 
haha love it! xxx
 
Posted by gina on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:50
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S a l l y..x

 
haha luv it :)
<3
 
Posted by S a l l y..x on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:51
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harriet

 
the best nit is where you say
"tell you, no not tell you, guide you"
haha
xxo
 
Posted by harriet on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:51
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Jadey-caeks

 
Haha that's fucking class!
And very informative thankyou!
Can we really make flyeyes next time? Geniusness.
Lolifers!
 
Posted by Jadey-caeks on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:51
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KaReN!!

 
Thanx 4 that, il b sure 2 party mor responsibly next tym!! Plus u luked v cute in the video!! love ya xxx
 
Posted by KaReN!! on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:52
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Red

 
awesome!!!
 
Posted by Red on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:52
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ashmash (:

 
that sucks
be friends with me calvin
so im allowed to invite u to my party?
i wont drink, promise.

 
Posted by ashmash (: on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:52
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princess
Katie Levy

 
HAHAHA lmfao
 
Posted by princess on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:53
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Bethany-rose
Bethany-rose Clarke

 
I was planning a party but am beign forced to go camping in cornwall instead.

i may make fly eye spectacles for the beach though....

informative as usual.i now can party responsibly
beth.
 
Posted by Bethany-rose on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:53
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Vonnnnie

 
come down to australia and show me and my mates how to party responsibly!

haha xox
 
Posted by Vonnnnie on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:53
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princess
Katie Levy

 
HAHAHA lmfao
 
Posted by princess on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:54
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x-smash-x

 
ive been waiting for this for ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love u calv ;)
xxxxxxxx
 
Posted by x-smash-x on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:54
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LUNAH

 
Excellent mate! Next: "How to drive and keep ur eyes on the ROAD" Most important i my town.
 
Posted by LUNAH on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:55
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Jade
jade Spade

 
and then coz he was focusing to much on the camera next to him , calvin harris unfortunatly crashed and is now hosptiailized with just his laptop, trying to keep his myspace going, and people have been told to excpect the worst, THINK dont film and drive!

lmao =}

i wanan do this party thing but dont think i can do coz i like my patys have alcohol forced down 13 year old throats, got to have entertainment for the 15-16 year olds, and mums have to get shagged behind the dofa how will we get away with having this party lol
 
Posted by Jade on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:55
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George.
georgina carroll

 
haha, i'm so glad everyone is now enlightened as to how to party responsibly! trully legendary...now all we need is a massive laminate with all the main points on...what were they again!? messin =P xxx
 
Posted by George. on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:55
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Tamobanter

 
02:40 St Michaels Street Church....LOL...i'm actually paying more attention to the sights than what your saying coz my parties are probably better than yours ;-)
 
Posted by Tamobanter on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 14:55
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