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Calvin Harris



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City: Dumfries
State: Scotland
Country: UK
Signup Date: 12/22/2005
Thursday, July 17, 2008 
You know when you're in a plane and you're coming in to land, and some people don't like looking out the window and some people do...well i do, and what i saw a couple of days ago when coming into Glasgow Airport I WILL NEVER FORGET.

Looking out at everyone's back gardens, i saw an abundance of trampolines - all the same, blue, medium sized, trampolines.

I've read The Tipping Point, so i'm aware how something like this could happen across maybe a couple of streets, maybe even a block or two, but I'd say - from memory - we're talking about a SERIOUS number of trampolines, hundreds, thousands of identical blue trampolines, all taking pride of place in these people's gardens. There was barely a garden without one. As much as i love them, trampolining is NOT that big a sport.

What the fuck is going on?

Can anybody help?

Thanks

Calvin x
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Sam

 
Theres loads in our neighbours gardens....maybe its an invasion?
 
Posted by Sam on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:11
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Mat Lane
Mat Lane

 
Hahah, random one.

I did not think it was a big sport, mabie its the next big thing!


Hope your well
 
Posted by Mat Lane on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:13
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Eagle, Jessica Clare
Jessica Eagle

 
were they even actually trampolines. maybe something totally unheard of.
 
Posted by Eagle, Jessica Clare on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:14
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Mr Alex Stockcube
Alex Stocks

 
<center>I agree with Sam.
Invasions are imminant.
World domination will shortly follow.

Prepare yourselves.
 
Posted by Mr Alex Stockcube on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:14
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Paris
sophie albini

 
i spend most of my time on my trampoline, i think they say 30minutes on your trampoline burns that of a Macdonald's meal! and you can have all your friends over on them ect, and they're coming down in price. I am now proud to say i can do 180's on mine :D
 
Posted by Paris on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:14
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ava.

 
i'm afraid i can't help you out there, because if someone had a trampoline in their garden in the area where i live it would be swiped in a matter of seconds.
 
Posted by ava. on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:15
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Piderman
Amy Calleja

 
people have them but never use them
 
Posted by Piderman on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:15
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jeffy☆

 
Maybe they're having a whole neighbourhood party and they all needed trampolines?
ORRR maybe they've all seen the Boots advert with the springy grass and they wanted to make it a reality?
Maybe it's a conspiracy?
Or maybe they're just all saddos..
x
 
Posted by jeffy☆ on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:15
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{{rach}}

 
hahaha the comment made by stephaniesensation made me laugh so so much hahaha!
 
Posted by {{rach}} on Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 17:53
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natalie elizabeth smith
Natalie Smith

 
they obv all love some trampolining.
probs have partys and ting.
(y)
 
Posted by natalie elizabeth smith on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:15
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Matt
Kenz Kenz

 
The trampolines are slowly taking over i think - 3 years later we will be imprisoned by them
 
Posted by Matt on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:15
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Hannah
Hannah Newman-Smart

 
Trampolines are taking over Calvin... with their fun bouncyness they're sucking the world in!

What are we to do?!

Hannah
x♥
 
Posted by Hannah on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:16
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LOVELY
hayley latham

 
I HAVE ONE!.....actually all my neighbours do too! lmao
great stuff eh!
x
 
Posted by LOVELY on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:16
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濡れる

 
ahaha,
i saw that too!
its the scots,
we love to jump on them when we are drunk!
GREAT LAUGH!
drunken shenanegens!
xxxxxxxx
 
Posted by 濡れる on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:16
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chillerrr

 
there's a kid in my street who is on his trampoline 24/7
not even joking.

trampolining is huge.... derrrrrrrrrr mr harris.
 
Posted by chillerrr on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:16
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hannahbeef (;
Hannah Beef

 
they were the craze last summer ;) i even have one !

so i guess there coming back out for "summer" again xo
 
Posted by hannahbeef (; on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:17
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sophie ♥

 
easy way to get around, jump over the fences and on each trampoline to get to where your going. and its eco friendly...
 
Posted by sophie ♥ on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:17
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$$$$$

 
maybe they're being assholes in the Olympic committee and putting Trampolining in as a sport? I hear it makes you look like a flaming jackass or gold medalist, whichever term you prefer to use. It's all crazy, man.
 
Posted by $$$$$ on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:18
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*★Evie★Please Show Me The Lights{*Narration*}

 
Maybe there's a lot of aspiring trampolinist's out there, trying make it BIG!
Who know hahaha!

x.x.x.x.x
 
Posted by *★Evie★Please Show Me The Lights{*Narration*} on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:18
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iamverify!

 
Trampolines are fun! I've got one in my back garden, but it's my sis' but that's not the point.
It's good for exercise too. I've been going on it more recently so I don't think it's an invasion, more or less a easy way to not go to the gym or summin haha. Plus, they have like pro trampoliners :D haha some are fit XD
 
Posted by iamverify! on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:18
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JacK "/

 
i have a trampoline, most of my mates do,
there so fun =D,
its the most fun form of excercis aparently,
they are fun, learn tricks on them like backflips and frontflips,
its good stuff =]
 
Posted by JacK "/ on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:18
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Lis[IsNotPunkRock]..*

 
=|
<---- advert for trampolines.
you put that there?!

xox
 
Posted by Lis[IsNotPunkRock]..* on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:18
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Gina
Georgina Dixon

 
CALVIN

I NO WHAT U MEAN!

The other day i was comin into 2 birmingham nd in every back garden people had trampolines

AND

swimming pools!

swimming pools in birmingham gardens
seriously how? why?
wb bye =]
gina x
 
Posted by Gina on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:18
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Esme
Erin M

 
Everyone has a trampoline, they are amazing.
and for the past 2 years everyone has been going on a trampoline buying frenzy, thats why there are so many :)
 
Posted by Esme on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:18
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*Hazel*

 
lolllllllllll asda started selling them for 70quid - maybe people thought it was a good reason to start? XD
 
Posted by *Hazel* on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:20
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Jen
Jennafer small

 
Ive noticed that
I also noticed theyre always on sale in like b&q
maybe thats why
its crazy.
 
Posted by Jen on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:21
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Kieran.
Kieran O'Dwyer

 
its all George Nissen's fault


invade this personal space with your dicovery (:
 
Posted by Kieran. on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:22
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Grant
Grant Baisley

 
cos swimming pools are too expensive, and scotland's too cold for them but we need to have something in our gardens that people can see from planes?
 
Posted by Grant on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:23
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Max Headroom
Jay Rourke

 
It's cheap
It's Fun
It keeps you healthy


Plus you KNOW that when kids promise you it won't be a five minute wonder and theyll play on it everyday and will not let it go rusty at the back of the garden, they mean it.

plus when you're pissed it isn't half a laugh to go trampolining.

although i did hear that over 15,000 were admitted to accident and emergency in Great britain due to trampolines.

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE :)
 
Posted by Max Headroom on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:23
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:TOTALLYterri.

 
Hahahaha! That..s quality.

Maybe you should try one out
&see what the crack is with them!
Thats the only way I can think you can discover ;)
Have fun with that if you do! haha

xxxx
 
Posted by :TOTALLYterri. on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:25
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!sonne!

 
haha nahh its a awful sport suck sooo much ass .. i had to do it at school :( but we have a trampoline out back they are just so much fun to mess about on even funner going on it when your smashed out your head :P
 
Posted by !sonne! on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:25
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♪☮♪ TLC

 
whats wrong with trampolines ther the best?
 
Posted by ♪☮♪ TLC on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:27
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.hannah.
Hannah Clark

 
right here's the deal with these trampolines
people have realised that people who are in need dont need boring water or food! they need trampolines!how much more they will enjoy them than the necessities of life!
i think u will find that a new charity campaign is the reason for the apparent invasion of our blue rimmed bouncy friends :P
hope this helped lol
xxHannahxx
 
Posted by .hannah. on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:28
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Patrick roberts (thisismymsnaddie@hotmail.co.uk)-a
Patrick Roberts

 
a couple of summers ago everybody wanted one so people bought them ! its a nice summer thing chilling out on your tramoline i very raely use mine apart from to lye on in the summer and chill out with some music etc. haha + its an excuse 4 ppl hu dont excercise to say that they do

original crackerbread

p.s. why was the liverpool show cancelled??
 
Posted by Patrick roberts (thisismymsnaddie@hotmail.co.uk)-a on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:29
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bettie spaghetti

 
that sounda terrifying....maybe its a new safety measure airpors are starting...ya know in case a passenger falls out.....booooooooing and they're back in their seat. tadaaaa.
 
Posted by bettie spaghetti on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:30
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Thais
Thais Ressos

 
Trampolines are in. I have a trampoline. Trampoline is a big sport. You should get one too, then you can be cool like me ;)
 
Posted by Thais on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:33
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Jade
Jade Lai

 
its a kind of charvy fad i think
the ratio of obese children to trampolines
you'd think everyone would be fighting fit
but this is not so
haha
xXx
 
Posted by Jade on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:38
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Gerard C
gerard clarke

 
overrated in my opinion
 
Posted by Gerard C on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:43
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Liz

 
trampolines are as fun as being around you, i bet. i would do anything to get a date with you mate. you rock my world.

liz in exeter.
 
Posted by Liz on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:43
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UkuLani
Lani Irving

 
Maybe it's a government scheme to help reduce the problem of childhood obesity - GET THE FAT KIDS ON TRAMPOLINES! That'll help burn off the McNuggets.
Tsk, youth of today.
 
Posted by UkuLani on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:44
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stu
Stuart McArdle

 
its just a fat persons excuse for exercise.
 
Posted by stu on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:45
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Simone!

 
ha i soooo no wat u mean
alll the fat kiddies down my way have them
dont get them
alll the trams dooo is squeak

maybe the media got it all wrong not an ALIEN invasion
mayb a tram invasion
omg wat if this is where the aliens r going 2 land
.....................
erm this could get really interesting
yes i have a werid mind
 
Posted by Simone! on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:45
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beaky

 
All i can think of is that they are a rather childlike approach to living near an airport/the possibility of a plane crashing into your house....maybe, with that army of trampolines it would send a plane right back into the sky....who knows!?
 
Posted by beaky on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:46
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вσσвѕ "вяα¢є ƒα¢є" вяυℓσηgє! ♥

 
A Few Years Ago,, All My Mates Got A Trampoline For Birthdays Or Whatever,

And When Your Mate Has One, You Want One.

And Then Your Mates Wants One, And So On,

And Now Im Quessing Everyone Must Have One Now :),

Except Me,, xxxxxxxxxxx
 
Posted by вσσвѕ "вяα¢є ƒα¢є" вяυℓσηgє! ♥ on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:50
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pickfreak

 
it seems its in fashion to have a trampoline?
 
Posted by pickfreak on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:51
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cat™

 
i do believe . . . that since the introduction of sexual experimenation shows such as ; a girls guide 2 twentyfirst century sex, an films like sex and the city, people have taken to experimenting, trying new things etc aha.

an so this is the definate reason why people have trampolines
because not evry1 where your plane was could have kids ??


in short the oldies are gettin their bash on ,on the bounce lmao


xxxxxxxxxxx
 
Posted by cat™ on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:52
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Nick Shaker

 
That must be a crazy neighbourhood! I would understand it, if they had swimmingpools besides!
 
Posted by Nick Shaker on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:53
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Nick Shaker

 
That must be a crazy neighbourhood! I would understand it, if they had swimmingpools besides!
 
Posted by Nick Shaker on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:54
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mattymattmatt
Matthew Rigby

 
i actually know what you mean! everyone else along my road has one except me
my sisters got a pink barbie one.
i think its like a party essential lol
since that ep of skins with sid and cassie on the trampoline theres been an epidemic!
get drunk go on a trampoline!
talk about funn!
=/
i dont see it myself.
xo
 
Posted by mattymattmatt on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:54
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LOVER BROWN
h b

 
do you want to take one of these trampolines on a date and rohypnol it?

a whole blog about it

I THINK YOU DO
 
Posted by LOVER BROWN on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:56
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