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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 31
Sign: Libra

City: NASHVILLE
State: TENNESSEE
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/15/2006
Wednesday, January 18, 2006 

TIMED TAUNTS:

# 1 (When clock reaches 1:04 at end

of each period:)

"HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT IN THE PERIOD?"

(At 1:00 the P.A. announcer will say "Theres 1

minute to go in the period")

"THANK YOU!"

 

# 2 (At very beginning of each period, Cellblock member yells out: "We are underway

in the First (example) period")

"THANK YOU, MR. OBVIOUS!"

 

# 3 ("Windex On The Glass" promotion as winners are walking to their seats, Cellblock member stand

and yells to rest of the section)

Did they pick us tonight?

"NO!"

Do we care?

"NO!"

Will we taunt the Dead Things (example) til they whimper like dogs?

"YA! YA! YA!"

 

# 4 (When jumbotron shows slow motion highlight of Predators goal)

"SOMEBODY MAKE ME A SWEET TOMATA SAMMICH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHOOTS AND SCORES!"

 

# 5 (when clock hits 3:03 mark toward end of First Period)

"303 ROCKS!"

 

# 6 (when clock hits 3:03 mark toward end of Second Period)

"303 RULES!"

 

# 7 (when clock hits 3:03 mark toward end of Third Period)

"303 IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

 

# 8 (when clock hits :30 mark at beginning of Second Period to opposition goalie now positioned

immediately beneath the Cellblock)

"HEY, (GOALIES LAST NAME), WELCOME TO HELL!"

 

# 9 (when clock hits 19:30 mark at end of Second Period)

"HEY, (GOALIES LAST NAME), WEVE SEEN YOU UP CLOSE

YOU SUCK EVEN WORSE

COME BACK AND WE SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!"

 

AFTER PREDATORS SCORE:

 

# 1 (After Predators goal during "RocknRoll Part Two," also

known as "The HEY Song," after the third round of "hey"

yell out on the beat:)

"WERE GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU!

ITS TRUE, ITS TRUE, ITS WHAT WERE GONNA DO!"

 

# 2 (After play has resumed, but before goal is announced)

"SIEVE! SIEVE! SIEVE! SIEVE!"

(pronounced "siv": a device that fluids are poured throughlike a leaky goalie. Circle arm in the air to conotate a hole, pointing at goalie on the down stroke, keep repeating faster and faster)

 

 

# 3 (After the goal is announced and the Saber Tooth Tiger sound effect begins, corresponding with

the total number of goals scored by Predators so far)

(After first Saber Tooth roar)

"THATS ONE!"

(After second Saber Tooth roar)

"THATS TWO!"

(After third Saber Tooth roar)

"THATS THREE!"

"THANK YOU (GOALIES LAST NAME), MAY WE HAVE ANOTHER?

HE SHOOTS.HE SCORES.YOU SUCK!"

 

# 4 (Watch for start-up signal from Security Bob in center of 303, sing-songy to the opposing goalie:)

"TURRRREK (example)

TURRRREK

TURRRREK

YOOOU SUCK!

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT" (repeat until tears flow)

 

GOALIE TAUNTS:

 

# 1 (Goalies two syllable first or last name, followed by "Lo-ser!")

OS-GOOD: LO-SER!

OS-GOOD! LO-SER!

OS-GOOD! LO-SER! (repeat until psychiatric help needed)

 

# 2 (when clock hits :30 mark at beginning of Second Period to opposition goalie now positioned

immediately beneath the Cellblock)

"HEY, (GOALIES LAST NAME), WELCOME TO HELL!"

 

# 3 (when clock hits 19:30 mark at end of Second Period)

"HEY, (GOALIES LAST NAME), WEVE SEEN YOU UP CLOSE

YOU SUCK EVEN WORSE

COME BACK AND WE SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!"

 

# 4 (After Predators score and play resumes, rotate your arm above your head on each "swiss":)

"SWISS, SWISS, SWISS CHEESE

(GOALIES NAME) IS FULL OF HOLES!" (repeat 3 times)

 

# 5 (sing-songy to the opposing goalie:)

"TURRRREK (example)

TURRRREK

TURRRREK

YOOOU SUCK!

# 6 (toward opposition goalie, using either first or last name: )

"HEY EDDIE, WHOS YOUR DADDY? (example of Belfour)

HEY EDDIE, WHOS YOUR DADDY?

HEY EDDIE, WHOS YOUR DADDY?

HEY EDDIE, WHOS YOUR DADDY?" (repeat until deep sobbing occurs)

# 7 Lets score one on Osgood (example)

Cmon Predators

"SHOOT THAT PUCK UP HIS POOPER

SWEEEEET SASSY MALASSY!"

# 8 (towards opposition goalie, to the tune of "Its Howdy Doody Time")

"ITS TAUNT THE GOALIE TIME

ITS TAUNT THE GOALIE TIME

LETS MAKE HIM CRY AND WHINE

ITS TAUNT THE GOALIE TIME

LETS SCORE ANOTHER GOAL

LETS SCORE ANOTHER GOAL

THE GOALIE IS A HOLE

LETS SCORE ANOTHER GOAL!"

 

# 9 (to the tune of childrens tune "Frara Jaqua")

"CURTIS JOSEPH, CURTIS JOSEPH (example)

IS A SIEVE, IS A SIEVE

OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR, OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR

WHAT A SIEVE! WHAT A SIEVE!"

PENALTY TAUNTS:

 

# 1 (When opposition player is skating to penalty box to serve a penalty:)

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" (start low, getting higher

and louder until the

penalty box door closes)

"SIT DOWN, YA LOSER"

 

 

# 2 "SITTING IN THAT BIN

YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SIN

AND CONTEMPLATE THE DEEP BULL CRAP

YOU PUT YOUR TEAM MATES IN!

YOU BIGSTUPID NIMROD!"

 

# 3 (When opposition comes out of penalty box, P.A.

announcer says: "Chicago (example) at full strength" or

when P.A. announcer says at beginning of Predators

penalty "For the next two minutes, Detroit (example)

is on the power play"

"AND THEY STILL SUCK!"

 

REFEREE TAUNTS:

 

# 1 "NUTS AND BOLTSWE GOT SCREWED!" (repeat three times)

 

# 2 "WE GOT A ROPE, WE GOT A TREE, ALL WE NEED NOW IS A REFEREE" (repeat thrice)

 

# 3 "ZEBRA, ZEBRA, SHORT AND STOUT

FIND YOUR HEAD AND PULL IT OUT!" (repeat twice)

 

# 4 "ELEVATOR, ELEVATOR, WE GOT THE SHAFT!" (repeat three times)

 

# 5 "I'M BLIND, I'M DEAF, I WANNA BE A REF" (repeat three times)

 

# 6 "MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH

THE REF IS OUT TO LUNCH

EAT IT REF!

EAT IT REF!

MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!"

 

# 7 "ROSE BUSH, ROSE BUSH

WE GOT PRICKED!"

 

# 8 "YOU GANNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND

UP IN HEREUP IN HERE!"

 

# 9 Hey Ref, your proctologist called "THEY JUST FOUND YOUR HEAD!"

 

#10 Hey Ref, your village called "THEYRE MISSING THEIR IDIOT!"

 

#11 Hey Ref, Lenscrafters called. "THEYLL BE READY IN 30 MINUTES!"

 

#12 Hey Ref, weve upped our standards "NOW UP YOURS!"

 

TAUNTS FOR OPPOSITION:

 

# 1 (spell out opposition teams name, Kings for example:)

Section 303: "Give me a K" Everyone: "K!"

Section 303: "Give me a I" Everyone: "I!"

Section 303: "Give me a N" Everyone: "N!"

Section 303: "Give me a G" Everyone: "G!"

Section 303: "Give me a S" Everyone: "S!"

Section 303: "Whats that spell?" Everyone: "LOSERS!"

Section 303: "Whats that spell?" Everyone: "LOSERS!"

Section 303: "Whats that spell?" Everyone: "LOSERS!"

(form L sign with thumb and pointing finger and hold on forehead)

 

# 2 (towards opposition player in sing-songy voice)

"PRONGER IS A SISSY (example)

PRONGER IS A SISSY

PRONGER IS A SISSY

PRONGER IS A SISSY" (repeat until temper tantrum ensues)

(can also use "Baby," "Dick Weed," "Poop Head," "Whiner")

 

# 3 (When opposition player falls down, sing musical scale)

"DOE, RAY, ME, FAH, SO, LA, TEDOH!" (Homer Simpson expletive)

 

# 4 (When opposition player falls down)

"1, 2, 3, 4, HE JUST HIT THE ICY FLOOR!

5, 6, 7, 8, WHERE THE HELL DYOU LEARN TO SKATE?"

 

# 5 (When opposition player loses helmet)

"EXPOSED SKULL! EXPOSED SKULL!

KILL! KILL! KILL!"

 

# 6 (towards opponent we truly disdain)

Cmon Predators,

"SOME-BODY HIT AMONTE! (example)

ANY-BODY HIT AMONTE!

EVERY-BODY HIT AMONTE!"

 

# 7 (big hit on opponent)

Somebody get a building permit "CAUSE HE JUST GOT NAILED!"

 

# 8 (big hit on opponent)

Somebody whip up some gravy "CAUSE HE JUST GOT MASHED!"

 

# 9 (in last two minutes of game when Preds up by 2 or more goals, sing this from "The Music Man")

"GOOD NIGHT LADIES, GOOD NIGHT LADIES, GOOD NIGHT LADIES,

WE HATE TO SEE YOU GO!"

 

# 10 (hold praying hands in front of face:)

"LET US PREY THESE THINGS THREE:

FIGHT THEE!

BITE THEE!

SMITE THEE!

AND EVERYBODY SAID A-MEN!"

# 11 (when complaining to the referee)

"WHAA! WHAA! WHAA! WHAA! WHAA!"

 

# 12 (After Predators victory during "RocknRoll Part Two," also

known as "The HEY Song," after the third round of "hey"

yell out on the beat:)

"WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU!

ITS TRUE, ITS TRUE, ITS WHAT WE DID TO YOU!"

 

#13 (to opposition to the tune of "Oscar Mayer Bolgna Song")

Can be used on Black Holes, Saint Louis, Lanta Trash, Silly Ducks, Maple Leafs

"THE LOSER'S HAVE A FIRST NAME

IT'S B-L-A-C-K

THE LOSER'S HAVE A SECOND NAME

IT'S H-O-L-E-S

OH THEY LOVE TO BLOW IT EVERY DAY

AND IF YOU ASK THEIR FANS THEY'LL SAY

CHICAGO BLACK HOLES HAVE A WAY

WITH S-U-C-K-I-N-G

 

 

FIRE UP THE CROWD:

# 1 "LETS GO PREDATORS! Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap

(keep repeating)

 

# 2 "WE ARE THE PREDATORS" clap clap----clap clap

"AND YOU ARE THE PREY" clap clap----clap clap

(keep repeating)

# 3 "HERE WE GO PREDATORS, HERE WE GO!" clap-clap

"HERE WE GO PREDATORS, HERE WE GO!" clap-clap

(keep repeating)

 

# 4 "HEY-OH!" clap clap

"AL-RIGHT!" clap clap

"O-K!" clap clap

"PRE-DA-TORS! (fist pump on each accent)

"HUGGGH!" (two fists pulled into chest)

(keep repeating)

 

# 5 (Hans and Franz bit:)

"WERE SECTION 3-0-3 AND THE N. B. P.

AND WERE HERE TO PUMP (one clap) YOU UP!"

 

# 6 "ZIGGY - ZAGGY

ZIGGY ZAGGY

OY! OY! OY!"

(keep repeating)

 

# 7 (When action needs to pick up)

Cmon Predators, this aint "Winnie The Pooh",,,

"HIT SOME-BODY

HIT ANY-BODY

HIT EVERY-BODY!"

(see "Hit Somebody Preface Page" for many more examples)

 

# 8 (After Preds score a big goal, or the game is well in hand, and after final horn has sounded)

"O-LAY, O-LAY

OLAY, OLAY, OLAY

WE ARE THE PREDS!

WE ARE THE PREDS!"

(sung lustily as a chant like soccer fans in British Isles)

Currently listening:
Heaven Tonight
By Cheap Trick
Release date: 29 September, 1998