FROM THE DESK OF: ARCHITECTS VENTURES INTERGLOBAL HQ

TO: FRIENDS, FANS, CARE-GIVERS AND ENEMIES BEFORE WHOM WE GLOAT, PREEN AND "ACT FANCY"

RE: THE ARCHITECTS SIGN TO SKELETON CREW!

RE: NEW ALBUM IN THE WORKS!

Dear Sir or Madam,

It is with almost unspeakable pleasure, opiatic euphoria and blasphemous amounts of boastful pride and pomposity that Architects Ventures Interglobal may now announce that The Architects have signed to Skeleton Crew and begun work in earnest to complete and release a new full-length album for early summer 2009. We know that as this splendid news travels across the internets, like a single dewdrop on the gossamer threads of a spider web, you will share in our elation, our yearning for the careless frenzy of rock and roll and our profound hopefulness for better days and louder songs to come. Yes we can. ☺

Skeleton Crew is a record label/publishing company started by Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance & Leathermouth fame and has released music from up-and-coming bands such as Leathermouth, David Costa, New Tomorrow and The Mean Reds.

The Architects are currently writing and planning on entering the studio in January 2009 to record the as-of-yet untitled set of songs. As per usual, The Architects are planning to choose the 10-12 album tracks from an abundance of completely finished songs but if past is prologue, The Architects will likely hem, haw, kvetch and navel-gaze about the most minute details of a mere 6 or 7 songs until the clock has almost completely run out thereby assuring that Adam will grit his teeth 'till they bleed, Keenan will get "crazy eyes", Zach will launch himself head-first into a spiral of alcohol abuse and denial and every "underachieving dirtbag" prophecy ever made by Brandon's former English teachers and Vice Principals about him will be utterly fulfilled to his everlasting shame. Again- past being prologue, The Architects will then shock and amaze their team of psychologists by snatching victory from the jaws of defeat and cognitive distortion blah blah blah addictive behavior…blah blah…borderline personality disorder, etcetera…

…Proving once more for all time that if you are willing to smoke enough cigarettes and kick the wall of the studio lounge enough times, anything is possible in America.