Hey ya'll its me Big DAVE (fat, sexy, fine, u know the rest)  You know I just wanted to talk a little about my experiences in Louisiana.  Now I had never been down there before and you know since Katrina is happening, its mad crazy.  But the one thing that even the flood waters of Katrina and Rita couldn't wash away is the racist attitudes that people have down there.  Its so bad its funny.

Now I was always one of those guys who believed that if you are Black, you can't be a racist.  I mean what can you be racist about wen it comes to white people.  White poeple can't dance (DING!) They stole us from our home land (Survey says; number 1 answer!!) They told took Halle Berry and gave her to fuckin Billy Bob Thornton (miserable bastards.  That was a low blow, Hollywood).  Thats like givin Britney Spears a love scene with Beetlejuice.(Howard Stern character for those who don't know. Trust me, this dude looks like a fuckin retarded sealion) But I just always felt how can you be racist when your form of racism actually has merit??(And that you were stolen from your land, women raped, language, culture and freedom destroyed, yada yada yada, you know the rest)

 Anywhoo, while I was down in Louisiana, I was a GM working at this multi-billion dollar business.  While I was there, I was always the only meatball in the rice.  So I guess that meant i was the ambassador for all things Black.  I got asked questions like (And I bullshit you not, these are foreal questions) "Why do all Black girls always have an attitude?", (I told the girl who asked me that that she shouldn't make a sweeping generalization like that.  Thats like me saying all white people smell like bologna) "Why do Black people like slushes and icees so much?" (Cause its sugar, bitch!!!) "Why do Black people like ice so much?", (not ice like jewelry, but REAL FUCKING ICE!!!!) and my all time personal favorite (drumroll please) "Why do Black people like the color red so much?" (I didn't know how to feel about this one because my favorite color is actually red.  Go figure.)  ..

That shit was always funny to me.  And I couldn't be mad at them, they only put out what they were taught.  You don't come out the womb with that kind of attitude.  This isn't as bad as some of the shit I have heard other white people say to me, but it impacted me so much because all I could think is how many little towns have people in it that only see Black folks on BET? Of course they will have the attitudes they have about us if they don't know.  Don't get me wrong the people asking me these questions were not bad people (as far as I knew, but then again I am a big ass dude) but they just simply didn't know. And you know what, I really can't fault them for that.  Cause if you don't know, well, you ask questions. (MESSAGE!!!)

   Well, this is Big DAVE just runnin his big mouth and using big words to do it.  Thanks for reading.  WATCH ROOKIE TV!!!!!!!!