Don't tell me that you are not familiar with the Gods of Blogging! Oh no, don't tell me that!

Oh ye of little wisdom, let me smack some smarts into your otherwise vacant little heads.

Fact ..1: Our blogging gods go by the names of Wittly and Nemisissaurus.

Fact ..2: They do, indeed, live in a bog. Yes, blogging gods that live in a bog. Any of you wiseasses that want to ask, "Do they drink eggnog?" Well, yes, in fact, they do, but Wittly has lactose intolerance, so he is forced to drink the soy variant.

Fact ..3: Nemisissaurus is older than Wittly by one day. Wittly likes to rub this bit of trivia in Nemi's face, calling him "The old man," and buying him "Over-The-Hill" ball caps.

Fact ..4: Irrelevant!

Fact ..5: These are relatively new gods. Response time in regards to Blog prayers is relatively slow. They've only got one computer between the two of them, and they haven't upgraded their internet connection from dial-up.