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First of all, please come and see Michael Ian Black and me (myself?) on tour in your town this fall. Here's the dates we have confirmed so far and there are more on the way.
10/07/07 – Englewood, Colorado (The Gothic Theatre)
10/09/07 – Seattle, Washington (Neumos)
10/10/07 – Portland, Oregon (Aladdin Theater)
10/12/07 – San Francisco, CA (The Fillmore)
10/13/07 – Hollywood, CA (Ivar Theatre)
10/14/07 – Las Vegas, NV (The Courtyard House of Blues)
10/15/07 – San Diego, CA (House of Blues)
10/24/07 – Atlanta, GA (Roxy Theatre)
10/26/07 – Orlando, FL (The Social)
11/29/07 – Somerville, MA (Somerville Theatre)
11/30/07 – Philadelphia, PA (The Fillmore at Theatre of Living Arts)
It has been a long time since I updated this blog and the reasons for it are (in no particular order)
1. Sloth
2. Pride
3. Lust
4. Greed
5. Anger
6. Envy
7. Gluttony
8. Paranoia
9. Karpel Tunnel
10. Brooklyn Bridge
11. Brooklyn Pizza
12. The entire history of Italian Americans in our country
13. The First Amendment in reverse
14. My car in reverse
15. Riding my bicycle no handed
16. Riding your bicycle no handed (then crashing it and skinning my knee)
17. You being mad at me for breaking a spoke in your bike wheel
18. The advent of fire
19. The Arcade Fire ("No Cars Go")
20. Paying parking tickets
21. The dread of paying parking tickets
22. The feeling of relief after one is paid
23. Taking care of stuff like that
24. Introspection
25. Intersection
26. Introspection at an intersection ("Why am I not going? Just because the light is red. There's no cops here. Still though it's against the law.")
27. Reflection (aka "The Need For Sunshades at All Times")
28. Reflection (aka "It's time to take stock")
29. Refraction (see: "The Need for Sunshades at All Times")
30. Insistence on saying, "Sunshades", instead of the more common, "Sunglasses."
31. That I own 5 working pairs of Raybans.
32. "Working" as in "not broken". As opposed to "My sunglasses have a day job."
33. That it's hot in September which makes me angry at God (and global warming)
34. I blame global warming on God because God created Man and Man created global warming. It's like saying Dina Lohan is blameless. She's not. Neither is God. He gave us the freedom of choice and we freely chose to spray deodorant around like crazy people and now there's no ozone which would be fine except for the fact that it's late September and I'm still wearing short sleeve shirts which is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
35. That "ozone" would be a very high scoring Scrabble word.
36. That "zone" would be a less high scoring Scrabble word but not by much.
37. That "one" would be an even less high scoring Scrabble but by a lot.
38. The "ne" or "on" would be an even less high scoring Scrabble word than "one" but not by much.
Warm Regards,
Michael
1:57 PM
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