
okay, so there's not a LOT of latitude, but still, here's your chance to make literary blogging history! ( or "bliterary." yeah, i made that up. that's the kind of genius you have to look forward to.)
PLUS, you could be listed in the acknowledgments of the book and/or win an advance galley copy.
oh i know you. it's all about the prizes, ain't it?
first, here's the backstory: some of you probably know that a lot of what goes into publishing a book happens long before it hits the shelves. there's the marketing strategy, the seasonal catalogs, the blurb gathering, the...oh i don't know. i'm making all this up. but a lot of stuff always seems to be going on when i visit my editor.
so, last time i saw her we were going through some in-house paperwork and we noticed that people were calling my novel by two different titles:
CANDY EVERYBODY WANTS
and
CANDY EVERYONE WANTS
this happened with my last book too. people called it both by it's final title and also I AM NOT MYSELF TODAY.
obviously, i'm not very good at choosing memorable titles.
"well, which is it?" my editor asked me.
"well, which should it be?" I asked back - because i've learned the hard way that my editor is always right.
"i dunno," she said. "both sound good."
"POWER TO THE PEOPLE!" i shouted in my best pro-democracy protest voice.
"sure. alright," she replied, humoring me as usual.
so here we are making bliterary history. (is it catching on yet? "bliterary"?)
vote below, and then add your best literary argument for your decision in the comments section. i know most of you (like me) were english majors in college cause you couldn't settle on a real vocation. so here's your chance to pull out your best bullshit deconstructionismaries. ("bullshiterary"? no? okay.)
my editor will pick her favorite three responses and those three people will be named in the acknowledgments section of the book.
we'll also choose our joint favorite response (from those three) to receive an advance galley copy of the novel before it hits the shelves. (sometime early next year.)
my fate is in your hands. bliterally.
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