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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 40
Sign: Virgo

City: NEW YORK
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/19/2006

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007 


okay, so there's not a LOT of latitude, but still, here's your chance to make literary blogging history! ( or "bliterary." yeah, i made that up. that's the kind of genius you have to look forward to.)

PLUS, you could be listed in the acknowledgments of the book and/or win an advance galley copy.

oh i know you. it's all about the prizes, ain't it?

first, here's the backstory: some of you probably know that a lot of what goes into publishing a book happens long before it hits the shelves. there's the marketing strategy, the seasonal catalogs, the blurb gathering, the...oh i don't know. i'm making all this up. but a lot of stuff always seems to be going on when i visit my editor.

so, last time i saw her we were going through some in-house paperwork and we noticed that people were calling my novel by two different titles:

CANDY EVERYBODY WANTS

and

CANDY EVERYONE WANTS

this happened with my last book too. people called it both by it's final title and also I AM NOT MYSELF TODAY.

obviously, i'm not very good at choosing memorable titles.

"well, which is it?" my editor asked me.

"well, which should it be?" I asked back - because i've learned the hard way that my editor is always right.

"i dunno," she said. "both sound good."

"POWER TO THE PEOPLE!" i shouted in my best pro-democracy protest voice.

"sure. alright," she replied, humoring me as usual.

so here we are making bliterary history. (is it catching on yet? "bliterary"?)

vote below, and then add your best literary argument for your decision in the comments section. i know most of you (like me) were english majors in college cause you couldn't settle on a real vocation. so here's your chance to pull out your best bullshit deconstructionismaries. ("bullshiterary"? no? okay.)

my editor will pick her favorite three responses and those three people will be named in the acknowledgments section of the book.

we'll also choose our joint favorite response (from those three) to receive an advance galley copy of the novel before it hits the shelves. (sometime early next year.)

my fate is in your hands. bliterally.


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Pictures By Leigh Allison
Leigh Seddon-Slingluff

 
What about "Candy YOU Want"?

Although I like Everyone better than Everybody. Good Luck with the book!
 
Posted by Pictures By Leigh Allison on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 3:51 PM
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margaret on the guillotine

 
Definitely "Candy Everyone Wants". It has a better flow to it. (:
 
Posted by margaret on the guillotine on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 3:51 PM
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Bryan

 
candy everyone wants rolls off the tongue better! and it's assonance. :-)
 
Posted by Bryan on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 3:51 PM
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Gena©
Gena Grish

 
I like "Candy Everybody Wants." Why you ask? Well, I'll tell you. As lame as it sounds...I think it could be a play on words...it's candy every BODY wants. And let's face it, every BODY wants candy. Well, mine does at least. I must say, that it's hard to help name a novel when you don't know what it's going to be about. But that's my vote and I'm stickin to it. :-)
 
Posted by Gena© on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 3:52 PM
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Ali

 
Well, it looks like your jobs aren't being made easier, with the poll split evenly.

I like "Candy Everybody Wants" because candy is an inherently childlike thing. "Everyone" is a bit too stuffy and formal for this innocent, carefree, and fun creation- which I can only imagine your book must be, as well.

Minus the innocent.
 
Posted by Ali on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 3:57 PM
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Molls

 
"Candy Everyone Wants" for sure.

PS. I totally want some candy.
 
Posted by Molls on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 3:58 PM
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Shane
Shane Haensgen

 
Since I'm from Wisconsin, just like the author (ahem, ahem) I think the title should be "Candy Everyone Wants". I don't need a useless English degree to help me decide that. I'm getting an equally useless History degree. Ta-Dah!
 
Posted by Shane on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:01 PM
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Rosalie Violent

 
I like Candy Everybody Wants because it's your "body" that craves Candy!
 
Posted by Rosalie Violent on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:01 PM
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Gabe (͡๏̯͡๏)
Gabe Coppinger

 
Everybody. It'll have the same syllables as your first book. If you change now, and it doesn't do as well, you'll always ask yourself..."was it the number of syllables in the title?!"
 
Posted by Gabe (͡๏̯͡๏) on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:38 PM
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phebe
phebe gignac

 
CANDY EVERYBODY WANTS. because i effing said so. really. it's just better.

p.s
I LOVE YOU.

p.p.s.
im a 911 operator, and i am not myself these days managed to make a terrible nite at work a good escape. (what better opportunity to tell you than now??!)

p.p.p.s
no seriously, i love you. you rock.
 
Posted by phebe on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:38 PM
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James R. Spring
James Spring

 
Well... I guess U.S. presidents have been chosen by smaller margins...

What's in a name? I mean, really... Pearl Jam? Trump Tower? Dick Cheney?

You can call something anything.

Which reminds me... you can consult this site to find out which rock band names are already taken: http://thatsrich.com/rockband.htm

Some of my favorites include:

Alcoholics Unanimous

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program...

Stay cool, amigo...
 
Posted by James R. Spring on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:38 PM
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WHITE TRASH

 
Candy Everyone Wants sounds better and people are about shorter and less, since that is one less syllable I think it seems to appeal more to people, especially Americans, you know we like everything easier. Candy Everybody wants sort of drags out of your mouth not that it's bad but the other one sounds better.
 
Posted by WHITE TRASH on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:39 PM
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~Eric~

 
"CANDY EVERY(BODY) WANTS"......OH YEAH!
 
Posted by ~Eric~ on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:39 PM
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Cleis Press

 
hmm, general first impression to be honest, neither one really rolls off the tongue, and seriously isn't that what one wants with their book title (and candy)? If these were the two to pick from I chose Candy Everybody Wants, it at least engages the singular individual who would pick the book up as opposed to the all encompassing everyone. Though if the cover is going to have a picture of pieces of candy on it, you might want to consider, Everybody Wants Candy, might give it a little more wide open for interpretation meaning for folks to ponder while they are buying the book, sucking on a piece of candy. Just a thought...
 
Posted by Cleis Press on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:39 PM
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j.do

 
I've looked up both terms (everybody, everyone), and from what I can find....ahem ahem

Everyone is more formal and directs the context at each individual person.

Everybody tends to be informal, and directs the context at a group of people.

Personally, I prefer everyone; however that could just be a personal issue of wanting to be included!

Candy Everyone Wants. Yep, I feel part of the group already!
 
Posted by j.do on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:40 PM
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Neil...AKA...Neil "Rocks The Gear"

 
"Candy Everyone Wants"

That's it, nothing else to say...Neil
 
Posted by Neil...AKA...Neil "Rocks The Gear" on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:40 PM
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Claire Cameron
Claire Cameron

 
Candy Everyone Wants

Like a lyrice in a song, a title needs good rhythm. The word Everyone stresses the first syllable, so it is easier to say than Everybody, which stresses the second syllable. This lessens the emphasis on the middle word and places it on the last word. Wants is the desire that will capture your reader's imagination.

Great title -- I can taste it.
 
Posted by Claire Cameron on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:41 PM
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JosH
Joshua Brownfeld

 
I prefer "Candy Everyone Wants."

Reason Being:

I believe the word "everyone" to be slightly more endearing, rather than "everybody." "Everyone" is universal, it's whole, it's envious, it's pure. Everyone WANTS something, everybody NEEDS something.

"Everybody" sounds tainted to me, a generalization.

Can't wait, good luck!
 
Posted by JosH on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:41 PM
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Analisa
Analisa Guzman

 
Candy Everybody Wants--why? to me the reason is simple...poetic rhythm. It has a consistent pattern and a more pleasing sound that the other one doesn't possess. I find it more musical and pleasing to my ear and tongue simply because it has an extra syllable.
 
Posted by Analisa on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:42 PM
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Chris

 
Okay, so I chose "Candy Everybody Wants" because the onomatopoeic poetic effect of "everyone wants" is, frankly, too many "W" sounds. It's sorta like the "white whale," and there should be no literary comparison of that stuffy book Moby Dick to what can only be described as the masterpiece of awesomeness that is your new book. (I *really* want to be in the forward.)

The word "body" also connotes better, because every person has one and they're often used for fun and entertaining purposes. Sometimes involving candy.

Anyway, these are the logical trains of thought that have crashed in my head, leaving "Candy Everybody Wants" as the phoenix rising from the smoldering wreckage.
 
Posted by Chris on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:42 PM
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charlotte

 
candy everyone wants. "everybody" sounds ignant.

i can't wait to get my hands on your new book regardless of the name.
 
Posted by charlotte on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:58 PM
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Lower Baritone
Peter Wright

 
I was going to vote for Candy Everyone Wants because it flows so much more naturally as many have already declared. But who wants a title that won't be remembered for rolling so easily off the tongue? Candy Everybody Wants doesn't flow as easily so your mind has to think about it just a little bit more. This causes the title to stick with the reader a little longer. That's a good thing for a novel title, right? So Candy Everybody Wants gets my vote.
 
Posted by Lower Baritone on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:58 PM
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Living well is the best revenge

 
"Everybody". The syllables work together well. Also, it seems to add emphasis to the title.
 
Posted by Living well is the best revenge on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 4:59 PM
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Jon

 
"Everyone" definitely.
 
Posted by Jon on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 5:14 PM
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Jason Jordan, Fiction Writer
Jason Jordan

 
I say "Candy Everybody Wants" since everybody is a stronger-sounding word than everyone. Plus, Stephen King's next novel is going to be titled "Candy Everyone Wants," so maybe you'll be able to get some offshoot sales from his mistaken fans.
 
Posted by Jason Jordan, Fiction Writer on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 5:19 PM
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Colin the Book Pirate

 
I voted for "Candy Everyone Wants" mainly because phonetically the first sounds in the words One and Wants sound oddly similar. This can lead to many advantages that your new book would have been unable to achieve should you go with Everybody. First, theme song. Not many books have theme songs but your book could be one of them (if not the first). Based on my experience with writing songs, it is a lot easier to rhyme Everyone than it is to rhyme Everybody. This could lead to the following conversation at the book store when your book comes out.

Bookstore Clerk: *humming*
Customer: What is that catchy tune you are humming?
Bookstore Clerk: It's the theme song for the book Candy Everyone Wants.
Customer: Surely a book with its own catchy theme song is awesome. I will buy a copy for myself and all my friends.

See? See how a theme song helps. I'm not sure where I am going with this, so I think I will end now before I say something logically stupid.

Also, be nice to us English majors. Sometimes we just settle for English because they don't have a degree in our true calling (Plant Psychology).
 
Posted by Colin the Book Pirate on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 5:55 PM
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Jess

 
Candy Everybody Wants was what I though the initil title was and I can't see it any other way.I think it gives it a child-like innocence to a novel that may very well be the opposite.It's a play on words,so to speak.I think it's a title that I can see catching my eye in a bookstore,because it's a little different from what you might expect.

You know,because I love your preveious novella and who doesn't want you to make some more money? ;D
 
Posted by Jess on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 5:55 PM
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Moodini
Bryan Moody

 
It should be Candy Everyone Wants!
Bookay?
 
Posted by Moodini on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 6:08 PM
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Kathy

 
CANDY EVERYBODY WANTS... BY AND FAR! Oh and you know I'll be out there rearranging the books on the shelves for prominent placement when it comes out! hehe - remember that was my big idea way back when?! Yes people, I am still taking credit for that one!!! Can't wait to read the new book... xoxo, k
 
Posted by Kathy on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 6:18 PM
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JONATHAN PINKERTON
jonathan pinkerton

 
CANDY EVERYBODY WANTS....because James Hitchcock would probably choose the other option just to be difficult
Jonathan
 
Posted by JONATHAN PINKERTON on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 6:18 PM
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katie

 
Candy EveryBODY wants

Why, because it gives you the image of a person's body actually wanting, needing and desiring candy. When I want candy, it's my body telling me, my tongue, my stomach, whatever is floating around inside of my head and then my fingers actually take hold of the candy and place it to my mouth to fulfill my desires. Man, I must need to get laid.

Everyone is vague.
 
Posted by katie on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 7:02 PM
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Joc.

 
i think your next book should be titled, "candy everyBody wants."
i like the way it sounds and historically, soon to be bistorically maybe, everybody has too.

Dean Martin did not have a hit single called "everyone loves someone somtimes." no no no. we all know this jingle as, "Everybody loves somebody sometime."

In the mid to late 80s', correct me if i'm wrong, Everyone did not want to have fun tonight. Everybody wanted to Wang Chung. whatever the fuck that may mean; everyBody wanted to do it.


The word Everbody can also bring great emotion such as the tv shows, "Everybody loves Raymond"(RIP Peter boyle) and "Everybody hates Chris." (RIP chris rock's comedic carrer)Not everyone, everyone is a weak word. Everybody hated him with every organ, hair folical, and cell in thier body.



All of these are well known by their give name. dispite what shakespear says, its all in the name. just ask a celeb-baby as soon as he or she hits grade school.

-joc :)
 
Posted by Joc. on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 7:03 PM
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7h0|\/|^5

 
I like "Candy Everbody Wants". I know people have mentioned the whole "because bodies want candy" and while that is true, I think there is more to it. For me using the word Everybody implies different kinds of bodies. Male, female, those in between and even undecided.
 
Posted by 7h0|\/|^5 on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 7:04 PM
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Lance Reynald
lance reynald

 
trying this again:

go here:

http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/10000_maniacs_lyrics_1790/our_time_in_eden_lyrics_4195/candy_everybody_wants_lyrics_50353.html

and here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCj3A9HA1Ug

xo.
 
Posted by Lance Reynald on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 7:04 PM
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Colin the Book Pirate

 
crap. there goes my idea. thanks Lance :-P
 
Posted by Colin the Book Pirate on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:47 AM
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Dam Dyke

 
"Candy Everybody Wants" sounds more like a marketing campaign for a sugar addicted crack whore living on the Meat Packing District Streets. While based on your previously delightful memoir that would be a perfect sequel, I have to go with the more grammatically appealing "Candy Everyone Wants". That title still has that drag show edge, without sounding disparate.

How's that for bliterafication?
 
Posted by Dam Dyke on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:44 PM
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Nico Medina

 
First, I love the cover!

I vote for "Candy Everyone Wants."

Ok, so "Candy Everybody" sounds silly and rhyme-y to me, because the "-dy everybo-dy" sound combination is just awkward to say compared to the "-one wants" sound combination. That's why it rolls off the tongue better. (Thanks to lots of linguistics classes in undergrad, I think about this stuff a lot! :-) )

Make sense?
 
Posted by Nico Medina on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:44 PM
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Will

 
"Candy Everyone Wants" because the words flow better. Candy and Everybody both end in "dy" so it's awkward to say. And people generally say "Everyone wants....", people don't usually say "Everybody wants...."
 
Posted by Will on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:45 PM
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Amy

 
I say everyone, more impactful...but alas I am in the minority. Either way, I can't wait to get my hands on it! Woo hoo!
 
Posted by Amy on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:45 PM
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JakeNewtonJohn

 
The world is already too complicated a place, so I'm voting with plain, simple "Candy" or even "I Want Candy" because at the end of the day, I do. Hope all is well, mister.
 
Posted by JakeNewtonJohn on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:45 PM
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[i got the electric blues]
Katie Rowley

 
I prefer "Candy Everybody Wants", because it sounds more casual. If I'm speaking to someone in a casual way, I don't say "everyone", I say "everybody". And I think that when I see a book on a shelf with a casual title, like something I myself would say, it catches my eye more than something that seems a bit more... stiff, I guess? If it were me, I'd go with "Everybody".
 
Posted by [i got the electric blues] on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:46 PM
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jessica

 
When I first read this I decided that "Candy Everyone Wants" just rolls off the tongue. However, that’s obviously not enough to use when deciding a title for a book I mean this is clearly life or death not to be too overdramatic. So I went on Google and looked up "Candy Everyone Wants" and everything on the list was for "Candy Everybody Wants"…so if you did title your book "Candy Everyone Wants" it would be the first thing on the list if you Google it since there wasn’t a single "Candy Everyone Wants" item to show up.

I’m sure that sounded a little confusing with all of the candies and wanting. You know what would be cute if on the cover there was a child stealing candy from an adult’s pocket. Alright I’m done with my random rant I need to go do homework and be somewhat productive now.
 
Posted by jessica on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:47 PM
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.keli.

 
Rather than just rolling off my tongue easily and meaninglessly, Candy Everybody Wants dances on my tongue. It bounces around in my mouth - sweet, literary gumdrops that I would enthusiastically share with a friend.
 
Posted by .keli. on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:47 PM
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Mike

 
So...I believe "Everyone" is defined as "Everybody"...and "Everybody" is defined as "Every Person"...and since "Every Person" isn't an option "Everybody" should be the end of the road.
So...There we have it!
My vote?
"Candy Everybody Wants"
Of course...We can go to the root of "Every Person"...Leading us to "Everybody"...leading us to "Everyone"
but that just gets confusing for me to argue...so let them eat cake...
"Candy Everybody Wants" I say!!!
 
Posted by Mike on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:40 AM
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Mary

 
I voted for "Candy Everyone Wants" because after I said both a hundred times, I found I enjoyed saying "everyone" more. Saying "everyBODY" gave me tongue fatigue. Also, by using EveryONE, it sends a subliminal message to the general public that it is a number ONE book!
 
Posted by Mary on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:42 AM
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|||LeSLeY|||

 
I dont have a clever answer. I wasnt an engilsh major, just an art major, but i did work at Barnes and Noble during college and I know what a galley book is!
Candy Everyone Wants just sounds better- and it sounds more like YOU and how you would write it. Silly really, I mean the titles are so similar, everyone, everybody, it shouldnt really matter, right? but can you imagine Im Not Myself These Days being called anything else? Candy Everybody Wants starts to sound like a line to a commercial when you keep repeating it over and over again. Or maybe a bad 80's song. Candy Everyone Wants is just smoother and sexier! A little more grown up i guess. If it were my book, being a designer I'd probably be focusing on how the title would actually LOOK on the cover and how the words would look in a particular font etc- so, i think that Candy Everyone Wants also just LOOKS better :) Don't ask me why!
Theres my art school answer!
 
Posted by |||LeSLeY||| on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:43 AM
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☆☆tif

 
"candy everybody wants"

just because "candy everyone wants" has two 'wan' sounds right next to eachother. if you say it over and over again it's annoying. imagine fran dresher with her nasal voice saying it. it sound horrible. it feels dirty. it's wrong.
screw the wan wan
that's my final answer and you know i'm right.

love,
tiffany

PS: that lock of aquas hair that i have is all over the bottom of my drawer. the ribbon came undone. a real disaster. :-)
 
Posted by ☆☆tif on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:45 AM
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JR

 
CANDY EVERY BODY WANTS of course!!!!! Who really cares what "everyone" want......only what "every body" wants counts!!!! "Cause we are shallow like that!!!!!
 
Posted by JR on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:45 AM
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VANCE
Hanish Vance

 
sum girlz candy is bigger than other girlz candy
 
Posted by VANCE on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:46 AM
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HI NICK!

 
"candy everyone wants!!!"because I knew a drag queen who's name was Candy Wantsome and she used to say that as her little slogan if you will !



one of your readers,
Nick



P.s. i love you!
 
Posted by HI NICK! on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - 1:47 AM
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