I was just thinking about some of my most favorite quotable movies last night, and how I have not watched any of them recently. I have to wonder how many of my friends on here think of the same flicks?
1 - Heathers
"Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."
2 - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
"Oh my god, I hate throwing up in public." "Uh! Me too!"
"And what a bitch, taking your hamburger. What was that?"
3 - To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
"I'm gonna getchoo! I'm a-comin!"
"Tell me, tell me, tell me.... does it have a club car?"
"That's not a car, that's a land yaught."
"Don't you throw your mother at me."
"Go on Vida and talk to him. You speak honky!"
"...As soon as we get to the next town I am jumping on the first man and riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up, stuck up putas 'cause this trip sucks! It sucks!"
4 - Die Mommie Die!
"I'm in no mood for your patented brand of bitchery, missy."
"I hate this house! I hate these walls... I hate that sofa! The only part of this dump that doesn't make me puke is that door - because that's the way I'm gettin' out!"
5 - Hedwig and the Angry Inch
"I had tried singing once and they threw tomatoes so after the show I had a nice salad."
"When it comes to huge openings, a lot of people think of me."
"And when I think of all the people I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me. Tommy, can you hear me? From this milkless tit you have sucked the very business we call show!"
6 - Girls Will Be Girls
"Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage."
"My mother always said, 'Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."'
Evie: [to Varla] I'm sorry to hear your mother off'd herself.
Coco: Evie.
Evie: Oh, I'm sorry: 'Passed herself away'.
"Nothing like the first puke of the day. Martini?"
Coco: Evie, have you ever been on morphine?
Evie: Once, when I had my eyes done... then every day for ten years after that, why?
7 - The Crow
"Is that gasoline I smell?"
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
8 - Shakes the Clown
"I got one of them peanut butter pussys: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread."
Binky: How's the cirrhosis Shakes?"
Shakes: Fine. How's your disease ridden cock?
Binky (throttles Shakes): My cock! How dare you talk about my cock!"
9 - Hot Fuzz
Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
DS Andy Wainwright: Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery!
"Yarp."
"Well, I didn't get a good look at his face. I'm not made of eyes!"
Danny Butterman: So what made you want to become a policeman?
Nicholas Angel: Officer.
Danny Butterman: What made you want to become a policeman officer?
10 - The House of Yes
"Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pie?"
Marty: Are you being wise?
Jackie-O: One day I woke up wise.
Marty: One day I woke up stupid.
Jackie-O: What'd you do?
Marty: I went back to bed.
Jackie-O: That was wise.
"Goo is what tape is all about. Goo is what makes it tape. Without goo, it would just be paper. "
Anthony: What did it look like?
Jackie-O: It looked like a hairbrush, like a brush you brush your hair with.
Mrs. Pascal: Was it pink?
Jackie-O: Yes, it was pink, goddamn it! It was pink! It was pink and now it's gone!
"Oh please, if everyone around here is going to start telling the truth, I'm going to bed."
AND LAST, but certainly not least:
Serial Mom
Beverly: Dottie Hinkle, are you insane?
Dottie Hinkle: No I'm not, you motherfucker!
Dottie Hinkle: Did you see that... she just said "Fuck you" to me!
Beverly: Let the records show I'm merely standing here!
Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Chip: So happy I could shit.
Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.
So there ya have it!
Did I miss any other good quotes?