WHOA, GIRLS it's SHOWGIRLS!

How many women have seen Showgirls? I know there are some fellows who have seen this movie, but ladies? This movie is so trashy and funny. It's one big joke. Everything about it is a joke. Girls, you need to see this movie. One time some TV network aired Showgirls, and they drew in this terrible looking fake bra over her boobs. It was so funny. We're showing it uncensored so you get to see all the titties and ass-smacking, and all the stuff renowned pervert of Hollywood Paul Verhoven wants you to see.

Ladies, mention this mySpace blog post and get discounted admission. BITCHES TO THA FRONT. BITCHES TO THA BACK. BITCHES ALL AROUND BITCHES SMACK SMACK SMACK. I don't know what that means, but it's okay. You know what, anyone can just come and mention this mySpace blog and get discounted admission. That's how we roll: GENEROUS.

SHOWGIRLS
FRIDAY, June 23, 2006 - 11:00 PM
FRIDAY, June 30, 2006 - 11:00 PM

Speaking of bitches, oh my GOD, have you seen Carrie? They make fun of her period, and she freaks out, and there's blood everywhere. It's pretty funny to make fun of someone's period. Because let's face it. Periods are funny. It's like a big practical joke. A big gross, bloody, practical joke about uterus lining.

Mention this blog and get discounted admission, foolz. And if you bring Brian DePalma as your date, you get in free. Get on it.

CARRIE
SATURDAY, June 24, 2006 - 11:00 PM

See these movies. See them here. Do you feel it? I feel it.

LATERRRRRRRRRRRRRR,
Jeffrey