As some of you may be aware, the seaon finale for THE OFFICE is this Thursday Night, May 15th at 9:00 PM on NBC. If you get a chance, you might want to watch this one, because it is A MONSTER!!! If you think you know what's going to happen, you're wrong. Because you know nothing! And You WILL BE SHOUTING & SCREAMING & LEAPING around your television set because that's the way we like it. And there are more surprises than a barrel-full of monkeys! We were required to sign confidentiality agreements on this one and it basically states that if we say one little PEEP, we'll be doing NBC & Universal Television irreparable harm throughout the universe throughout ALL perpetuity. Can't have THAT on my already burdened conscious. Of course I wouldn't tell anybody anything, anyway, -- but I wonder if even telling you about the confidentiality agreement is in fact, a breach of the confidentiallity agreement. Yikes! I better check with my legal team and until then, all I can say for certain is watch 'GOODBYE, TOBY.' Pure evil genius is afoot once again. And I'm not talking about the McCain/Shrute ticket either. But since most of you are such smarty-pants anyways, it's going to be some good clean FUN to knock you on your little-ol-keisters. And you'll be laying there on your sofa muttering to yourself: "Crikey! I never even saw it coming!" And you heard it here, even though you've really heard nothing at all. Know what I mean? Do you follow me? As always, Confidentially yours, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
P.S. A signed VANCE REFRIGERATION TRUCKER HAT goes to the best season finale predicition and does not necessarily have to be the most accurate. And this time I won't win it. So Wow Me. Wow Me Now...