Oh my goodness, our puppy is SO cute! GET THAT THING OUT OF THE HOUSE!

I love you.  What?  I am definitely filing for divorce.  You know I just love you so much.

Okay, who left the consumed milk carton, the unflushed toilet, and the three inch mud tracks as if they were going to take care of themselves?  You know how kids are – they can be so funny, don't you think?

Oh, I would LOVE, no I mean LOOOOOOOOOVE, to go to that concert with you.  You know, I'm not feeling that great and I am not really into that kind of music anyway…

Finally my dream house!  I know we just bought it but it's too big.  I never said that.  I love our house!

I'm happy.  I'm depressed.  I love my life!  Please do something to fix this.  I am so happy today! 

What is wrong?  Everything is wrong…  It has been so long since I've had a problem.  Can you believe it?  I'm sure that a crisis must be right around the corner.

Of course she is my best friend.  No, SHE has been there for me the most.  So and so has ALWAYS been my best friend.  You know what?  I don't have a best friend… and I never have.

You should know that this is just not "me."  Are you crazy?  That has "me" written all over it!  Ask anybody!

I need a new blender.  I need a new espresso machine.  I need new grain grinder.  We have way too much clutter.  Yard sale anyone?

No, I'm not jealous at all.  Really.  I completely understand.  It's either HER or ME.

Please don't make me watch that movie again.  Oh yeah, that is the best movie ever!  It's definitely my favorite.

I love to cook.  Seriously, I am way too tired to cook tonight.

Okay, everything is going to change - I promise.  I really don't know what is wrong with me but I just can't get out of bed.  (Hear the whining...)

People are wonderful.  Don't trust a single soul.

I want to be pregnant.  You should have known that I would feel overwhelmed with the responsibility of kids…  I want more kids.

I don't know why I am crying.  I can't believe you don't know why I am crying.  Don't you know me at all?

Shush!  Don't say another word.  Why don't you ever talk to me?  You can talk to your friend Jason just fine.

Why do I always have to initiate?  Um, hello?  What did we just do last week??

Are you hearing me?  Well, you know...  You shouldn't listen to anything I say.

Thanks for loving me just the way that I am.  Do you love me?

~ Dedicated with cherished affection to my husband ~