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Statut : Marié(e)
Ville : Los Angeles
Région : CALIFORNIA
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 19/03/2006

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mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 
So while on the Opie and Anthony Show this morning, the guys called Joel "Mr. Mustache" Siegel himself, who got on the phone to discuss his disruptive "Clerks II" walk-out from Monday night's press screening. What follows is pretty fucking entertaining radio and a fascinating insight into the hubris that comes with being the "punny" movie critic on "Good Morning America".

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Fuzzy Logic

 

You know what I find funniest about the whole Joel Siegel fiasco?

How much he RAVES about Clerks, which seems entirely disingenuous considering it's explicit descriptions of Caitlin Bree f*cking a dead guy, but he's absolutely disgusted with the talk about a donkey show in Clerks II?

So, in Siegel's mind he has no problem with Necrophilia but Beastiality is somehow going too far?

My theory on this? Necrophilia is okay with him as he must recognize that Mr. Joel Siegel has the personality of a corpse. It gives him hope that one day he too might know a woman's touch. The only reason he seems to be so disgusted about the donkey show is because of a massive case of penis envy and the fact that a girl would rather screw a mule rather than go anywhere near his little moustachioed penis.

Well Mr. Siegel should really learn a lesson in this.... stop braying like a mule, be as silent as a corpse, otherwise he should just go f*ck himself.


 
Publié par Fuzzy Logic le samedi, juillet 22, 2006 - 6:06
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Brendån

 

Wanna know who the biggest sluts on myspace are? Then checkout my blog about Tila Tequila and Dirty Diva aka Ashley.


 
Publié par Brendån le samedi, juillet 22, 2006 - 11:57
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Plastic guitar rockstar

 
I off today so I am so going to see this movie,
 
Publié par Plastic guitar rockstar le vendredi, juillet 21, 2006 - 1:37
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Christy
Christy Dodd

 
Ya finally made it BITCH lol.
 
Publié par Christy le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 10:06
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George

 

I wish to extend congratulations regarding your latest film.

I am anxious to see it.  However, I will probably rent it after my term is over.  I'm quite busy for the next year and a half.  (In fact, I really shouldn't be on myspace right now!)


 
Publié par George le vendredi, juillet 21, 2006 - 5:49
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gRaPhIcDiVa :o)
Jenni Harrison

 
LOFuckingL....
 
Publié par gRaPhIcDiVa :o) le vendredi, juillet 21, 2006 - 10:39
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Thanks Jenni! ;)
 
Publié par le samedi, juillet 22, 2006 - 12:55
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Brendån

 
Checkout my blog, how to spot a girl on her period?
 
Publié par Brendån le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 9:58
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MaMiron

 

Ok, this news has nothing to do with this feud, but a new one that will happen, and remember you heard it from me first, lol.

Guess who just signed on to do the movie version of the play Sweeney Todd?  It is Mr I like to steal idea's from Kevin Smith movies himself, Tim Burton.

First he steals the idead for the ending of Planet of the apes from Smith's Chasing Dogma, now he goes one further and is set to direct the movie verson of sweeney Todd, play seen in Jersey Girls.

Oh, it's on.


 
Publié par MaMiron le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 1:44
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Zack (R-TX)
Zack Tedder

 
Ugh...that made me cringe upon nothing I have ever found cringe worthy before. 

Kevin, you + O&A = Radio Goodness.

 
Publié par Zack (R-TX) le vendredi, juillet 21, 2006 - 4:53
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KevinBe
Kevin Bradsher

 

I've never done anything like Siegel did but...

At the END of Alien 3 I stood up and said in a moderately loud voice "Well, that just sucked!"

Apparently the dozen or so people (still) in the theater were in agreement with me...

But never during the movie, what an ass.


 
Publié par KevinBe le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 3:56
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Lightning Jack
Chrissy Field

 
That's completely different.  I do that too, haha.
 
Publié par Lightning Jack le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 5:31
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Katie

 

Dear god I love the line " Don't BILL O"REILLY me with your NANANAs"

Love it love it

Katie


 
Publié par Katie le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 1:31
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Bellanouva

 
lol same here, that was like royally hilarious ;)
 
Publié par Bellanouva le samedi, juillet 22, 2006 - 6:32
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Puff
Adam Krauch

 
"Passion of the Christ Nails It"
What the hell?
Fuck "Mr. Mustache".
Fuck you Joel.

 
Publié par Puff le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 10:54
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Plastic guitar rockstar

 
I love that line....
 
Publié par Plastic guitar rockstar le vendredi, juillet 21, 2006 - 1:36
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He sounds like the Troll from....the movie Troll. =p
 
Publié par le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 12:17
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Freeza

 
Joel sounds like a fucking douche bag! Kevin is funny!
 
Publié par Freeza le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 10:40
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Sam's not here, man.

 
I personally loved the part where he had no idea who you were while talking about how great you are.
 
Publié par Sam's not here, man. le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 11:55
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Alter Ego

 
Alright... it's obvious after listening to this that this guy's lost focus on reality- he gets paid to WATCH movies! Whether he likes them or not! So I say maybe he needs to find a new line of work.

Hmmm... if only there were a way to email Good Morning America and let them know that we like when our reviews come from individuals who actually WATCH the movies they review....

Hmmm... if only there were a way...


Way to go on the show, Kevin! Sounds like you really bitch slapped him. I've totally castrated people for less when I'm at the movies... and I had to pay 10 bucks!

 
Publié par Alter Ego le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 8:32
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Niki

 
HYS
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CAL

The guy just does not get it.  Listen, I've been PAYING money to watch movies for 30 years (not getting paid) & I've seen some real shit movies (can anyone say "New York Minute"?), but I've NEVER walked out of one & I've NEVER created a scene.

For someone whose bread & butter is the film industry, you would think the guy would have more respect for a) his peers at the screening with him so that THEY can do THEIR jobs, & b) the movie-going experience as a whole.  Anyone who has ever seen a film like, say, "Star Wars" on the day of its re-release & been in a crowd that cheers when each character is introduced knows the experience is the reason you go to the theatre rather than rent the DVD.  Likewise, any person who has ever been in a movie where some jackass with six kids under the age of 9 lets them run wild while he talks on his cell phone knows that ANY distraction takes away from your enjoyment of the movie-going experience.

What an idiot.

 
Publié par Niki le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 8:16
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Thank you for that...I, as well, pay out of pocket to see Movies and RE-View em...not because I am payed to but it's something I love doing. But no matter how bad...how gut wrenchingly bad...a movie is, I assume SOMEONE has to be enjoying their time there...so why ruin it for them?

 

I almost feel like Siegel wanted to start a train of poeple walking out right behind him....but, the cheese stands alone, as they say. "Siegel offered the "bird" by "flying the coop"...and now must eat "Crow" for being such a "DO DO" ...sorry, can;t do it like he can!


 
Publié par le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 6:03
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White Mamba

 

I thought it was great that he was totally unaware of who he was talking to. 

He seemed frusterated, and a couple times, I thought "Uh ohh, they're teaming up on Joel!  And when that happens, Joel get's all fuckin Gangsta!"
But you were lucky, he stayed calm.

He still couldn't apologize though.  What a cock.


 
Publié par White Mamba le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 6:56
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I like that part when you guys tell him that he is actually talking
to Kevin Smith. I want to see if he actually reviews Clerks 2
now or not. You made a good point though about you can't
review something that you haven't seen from beginning to end.

That's like if I walked out of Dusk til Dawn right when they got to the
Titty Twister...and then reviewing it as another Bank Robbers escaping
to Mexico movie. Kudos for standing up to the old man. I sort of feel
sorry for him...Not!!!
 
Publié par le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 6:23
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Galactic Dust Bunnies

 
Cheater!
 
Publié par Galactic Dust Bunnies le jeudi, juillet 27, 2006 - 7:22
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Peter

 
fucking great!
 
Publié par Peter le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 6:25
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Sandy Smiles
Sandra Parker

 
Too funny!!!
 
Publié par Sandy Smiles le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:52
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Greg

 
Kevin doesn't suck
 
Publié par Greg le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:52
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So Very...Kerry

 
Yay!!  It's so close I can taste it!!! 
 
Publié par So Very...Kerry le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:52
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Melissa
Melissa Miller

 

That's too funny!  Can't wait till this weekend!

 

(PS...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!) 


 
Publié par Melissa le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:53
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J

 
You rule Kevin!
 
Publié par J le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:53
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Mandy

 
Funny stuff!!!
 
Publié par Mandy le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:53
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zeus, god of war

 

was awesome......funny that he didn't even realize you were there

 

what a shmuck


 
Publié par zeus, god of war le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:53
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Jamie

 
Hahahahahah...ok gotta get back to work.
 
Publié par Jamie le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:53
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In my humble opinion, Entourage is one of the absolute best shows on TV. That said, I don't understand why they would use Kevin Smith as a negative sell on a movie. I get the Michael Bay-as-director-would-suck gag, but let's look at the context of the converstation Ari and Vince were having. Vince wanted more time before the Aqua-sequel started shooting, right? Then he should have been pumped that Kevin was writing it, since when Kevin writes a comic-to-movie script, it means that the studio will make him re-write it 30 times before finally scrapping him anyway.

At any rate, Kevin, you're one of the best writers today, and I love every movie you've made.


 
Publié par le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 1:13
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Parental Advisory Girl™

 

I love Entourage, but yea.. that diss against Kevin was WRONG! I may have to stop watching even.....

Kevin is also the reason I refuse to see Superman...

Doesn't ANYONE REMEMBER MALLRATS??

 

(ps.. will it let me give more kudos? let's try Kev dear)


 
Publié par Parental Advisory Girl™ le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:57
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Nev

 

That's awesome.  Thanks Kevin.  I'm going to listen as soon as my boss is not sitting directly behind me.   Can't wait for Friday man. 


 
Publié par Nev le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:54
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David
David Sáenz

 
Take that Joel!  You BASTARD!
 
Publié par David le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:54
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CinemaGrrl Erin

 
*LOL* Very, very funny!! Kudos to you!
 
Publié par CinemaGrrl Erin le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:54
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Parental Advisory Girl™

 

I'm glad I didn't miss it..

My boyfriend came running into the bedroom to turn on the XM cause he knew I want to hear everything Kevin Smith

I listened to O&A all morning.. well.. till the hooker talk started.. I can't play that sh!t at work.. lol

And I already left you a normal comment so I'll shut up now.. but KUDOS

Can't WAIT for Friday!


 
Publié par Parental Advisory Girl™ le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:54
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Shantastic

 
that fucking prick walked out b/c he was mad that he didnt have a crayon sharpener and had to go cry to his mommy--see he was trying to color you a picture and ran out of red:)
 
Publié par Shantastic le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:55
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alex

 
kevin rules!!!!|
 
Publié par alex le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:55
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Another Victim
Seres Victoria

 

Friday Friday Friday!!!!!  Clerks 2......I can't wait!!! This is long over due!!

 Kev You Rock!!

~Hugz~

Christina


 
Publié par Another Victim le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:56
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Another Victim
Seres Victoria

 
KUDOS!!!!
 
Publié par Another Victim le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:57
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Kamonika
Monika Baltazar

 

Opie and Anthony ROCK! I love it when you are a guest on their show. Never go to Howard Stern, as he is mentally challenged.


 
Publié par Kamonika le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:56
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Gee

 
How has this guy gotta job.He is really bad.Meh!
 
Publié par Gee le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:57
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∞adri∞

 

yessssss!!


 
Publié par ∞adri∞ le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:58
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∞adri∞

 

"Passion of the Christ nails it."
nice.
(the one he owns up to?!)

"hey everybody... I'm walking out of the movie... me and my moustache."
i'm sooooooooooooo doing that when I go see it at the arclight.
:D

"What's your problem with Bestiality anyway?"
"That all depends..."
YIKES!

"I don't have a website..."
hahahaha

They let this guy on TV?????
omg....................................... the funniest compliment to my morning...

::sigh::
I feel better...
<333


 
Publié par ∞adri∞ le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 6:20
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∞adri∞

 

ABC Critic Siegel and Director Kevin Smith Clash Over 'Clerks II'

Today's (Wednesday) New York Post prints director Kevin Smith's online rant over ABC critic Joel Siegel's noisy departure from a press screening of Smith's Clerks II. According to the newspaper's "Page Six" column, Siegel rose from his seat 40 minutes into the movie and declared, "Time to go! ... First movie I've walked out of in 30 [expletive] years." In the scene in question the characters discuss hiring a woman to have sex with a donkey. Siegel described it as "foul and mean and repulsive." Smith responded on his MySpace blog, attacking Siegel's use of puns in his reviews and adding, "How about a little common [expletive] courtesy? You never, never disrupt a movie, simply because you don't like it. Cardinal rule of moviegoing: Shut your [expletive] mouth while the movie's playing." (Clerks received an eight-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival in May.)

 
Publié par ∞adri∞ le jeudi, juillet 20, 2006 - 4:55
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Randy
Randy Braden

 
Already peeped this on the message board, Good stuff.
 
Publié par Randy le mercredi, juillet 19, 2006 - 5:58
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