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	Pin Cushion Karen Long	Kick ass   Posted by Pin Cushion on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:19 AM [Reply to this]

		Has Ebert liked any of the ViewAskewniverse flicks?  Sorry I broke MySpace.   Posted by on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 4:38 AM [Reply to this]

	Dana	Ebert is generally a pretty big fan of the View Askewniverse flicks - the only VA movie he ever gave less than 3 stars to was "Mallrats".  He gave "Chasing Amy", "Dogma" and "Jersey Girl" 3 1/2 stars (the most he gives is 4) and he gave "Clerks" and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" 3 stars.  (Unfortunately, he is recovering from heart surgery and has been unable to review "Clerks II".)That's part of the reason why he's one of my favorite critics, so I can see why Kevin considers it something of an honor to sit in his chair.    Posted by Dana on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 11:50 PM [Reply to this]

	Dana	I stand corrected - Ebert did review Clerks II before heart surgery and gave it a "marginal" thumbs down, I guess meaning it was just on the edge of getting a thumbs up.  Listening to the review, it was almost like he hated to give it a thumbs down but felt he had to in his honest opinion.  Roeper gave it a thumbs up.   Posted by Dana on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 12:16 PM [Reply to this]

		Oops.   Posted by on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 4:40 AM [Reply to this]

	Niki	Curious to hear what you think of "World Trade Center."  I saw it last night.  Can't talk about it cuz I have a strict "24 hour" rule (don't talk about a film for a full 24 hours after viewing so that I don't let adrenaline get in the way of making sound decisions about what I say --- I learned my lesson with "Tomb Raider" on that one), but I'd love to hear what you have to say about it. Also, Chicago!  Sweet deal.  Come visit a certain cafe that serves nothing but cereal....   Posted by Niki on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 2:49 PM [Reply to this]

	Skarre Kortnee Johnson	I've caught bits and pieces of it on TV late at night when my son has kept me awake all night and there is nothing else on. While what I've seen hasn't been horrible (I've seen worst, i.e. War of the Worlds), it's definitely one of those movies that is way too overrated for its own good. Like Titanic. I'll never understand why people rave so much about it, at least.   Posted by Skarre on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 2:38 AM [Reply to this]

	Brendån	.... For those of you who dont know Tila Tequila and Dirty Diva aka Ashley, they usually appear in the top 20 most popular blogs. Not because they write good material, but because of all those lame ass, atrocious perverts out there. Who have nothing better to do than whack off over their slutty pictures on the internet. Now that's impressive! As for Tila Tequila..for starters, it would help if you bought a shirt that actually fit, so you don't have to hold it together to cover up your cum-filled tits. And you could be a pretty girl, if you stayed true to your Asian culture. Your not supposed to have bleach blonde hair and blue eyes. And your low budget music video, where were all your admirers?? Seems to me, your the only one in your video. Hmm.. makes ya think. Why didn't you make a duet with Sean Paul, seeing as no one can understand a word either of you fucking say. As for Dirty Diva.. I don't even know where to start. Sure your a famous "wrestler" and I'm sure you got that way by screwing all the juice monkeys in the business. And I bet the whole world would be happy, if their career was based on a lie, where they did nothing but walk around, pretending they were important. Why didn't you take that money you wasted on your tits, and get a real education? Or better yet.. use that money to book a doctors appoint, before even your crabs get aids. Now..for both of you.. if your as famous as you appear to be. Why are you wasting your time on MySpace, showing off your fake breasts? By the looks of it, you probably have a handful of fans out there, that you don't need to be dragging 45 year old dirt bags off the internet. Than you probably bitch that too many moronic sleaze fags out there hit on you. For your information..your begging for it. So why don't you do yourself, as well as your families reputation a favor, and try being respectful to your womanhood... because I'm sure your making your Mothers real proud!! ........ ......   Posted by Brendån on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 2:42 PM [Reply to this]  ..

	Skarre Kortnee Johnson	I don't know about anyone else, but I had never heard of these two until now and reading this just makes me want to go look at their blogs. Cause, well, they are hot, afterall. So, thank you for exposing us to these two hotties. But, chances are, that was your intention anyway. Because no one is honestly stupid enough to go round dumping on bloggers in other peoples blogs in an attempt to get people to boycott them. I'm betting you are either the boyfriend or friend of the two girls. This reeks of publicity stunt.   Posted by Skarre on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 2:46 AM [Reply to this]

	METAMORPHOSE Jonathan Chavez	DUDE THE BLOG IS ABOUT KEVIN SMITH DOING A GUST SPOT ON EBERT AND ROPER. ITS NOT A PLAT FORM FOR YOUR RETARDEAD RANT ABOUT TWO HOT GIRLS WHO WOULDENT GIVE U THE TIME OF FUKINGDAY. U FUCKING LOSER   Posted by METAMORPHOSE on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 6:43 PM [Reply to this]

	Awkward Pictures	Yeah...Kevin Smith should really do something about this......(nodding).....(shrug)   Posted by Awkward Pictures on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 4:11 PM [Reply to this]

	Thomas Tom Jackson Jr	what does this have to do with kevin smith   Posted by Thomas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 1:48 AM [Reply to this]

	Phil	Hey at least this time the assbag is pimping his own crappy writing last week he was pimping himself on all the top blogs with a blog he stole from the Ian.    Posted by Phil on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 3:05 AM [Reply to this]

	Jody	Huh? Okay, I hate these women as much as anyone should, but what the h-e-double hockey sticks does this have to do with Ebert and Roeper? Oh, I get it...  you're their PR guy...  never mind. J   Posted by Jody on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 1:15 AM [Reply to this]

	Brendån	............ ......   Posted by Brendån on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 2:54 PM [Reply to this]  it doesnt you homo, take off the glasses, so everyone can see the black eye you mom gave you, after knocking you out and sucking your dick..

	Buddy Holly	you are one classy dude.   Posted by Buddy Holly on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:35 PM [Reply to this]

	☼ Phil ☼ Phil Madrid	So, isn't Brendaero promoting those 2 by putting their pictures up?   Posted by ☼ Phil ☼ on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 6:15 PM [Reply to this]

	A	I guess seeing three, short, inconsequential Kevin Smith blogs of the "hey, this thing is happening at this time" clog up the top ten on the same day is slightly better than the same thing from porn stars and/or awful bands. Either way, both are needlessly amped up to the top ten by zillions of comments.   Posted by A on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 7:38 PM [Reply to this]

	TODZILLA Right InTwo	Maybe you can fit into Gene Siskel's white "SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER" suit! Okay, bad joke! Have fun hanging with Mr. Roeper!   Posted by TODZILLA on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 11:59 AM [Reply to this]

	True 2 Life loves her Lil Girl!	God please show Miami Vice no mercy.  It looks like such a piece of shit that will rake in money from the horny women, Miami Vice nostlagics, and explosion movie types.     Posted by True 2 Life loves her Lil Girl! on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 5:17 AM [Reply to this]

		Ooooh, stop hating on MIAMI VICE and Michael Mann. And so what if there are Miami Vice nostalgics... who do you think made STAR TREK so famous? And God Bless horney women!   Posted by on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 5:45 AM [Reply to this]

	T-Maaz	Ok, I'm not much on the Maimi Vice thing... but people, can I get an Amen on those horny women?!? :-)   Posted by T-Maaz on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 2:23 PM [Reply to this]

	jose	have you seen heat?....or collateral? besides he created the series   Posted by jose on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 5:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Dave Wink Dave Wink	Is he the same guy who's seriously going to screw up "Transformers"? If so, fuck that guy.   Posted by Dave Wink on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 1:42 PM [Reply to this]

	☼ Phil ☼ Phil Madrid	LOL Don't you mean "The Go-Bots"?   Posted by ☼ Phil ☼ on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 6:14 PM [Reply to this]

	Blake Blake Petit	No, that's Michael BAY. As in "Pearl Harbor."   Posted by Blake on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 3:36 PM [Reply to this]

	Peter	that is fucking rad! I cant wait to see that!   Posted by Peter on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:56 AM [Reply to this]

	J	Cool, gotta check it out!   Posted by J on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:19 AM [Reply to this]

	B-331 productions	Awesome!   Posted by B-331 productions on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:19 AM [Reply to this]

	Phil Holland Philip Holland	That's totally cool.  Give Miami Vice hell man.   Posted by Phil Holland on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:19 AM [Reply to this]

	Wendy	That's awesome! Can't wait. Have fun with it, that's an awesome job :-)   Posted by Wendy on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:19 AM [Reply to this]

	J Mart	I might actually have to watch that... See you in Chicago!!   Posted by J Mart on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:20 AM [Reply to this]

	B.	Man, that is kick ass. I might even watch it now.   Posted by B. on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Meredith Evonne	Talladega Nights, to me, seems like the best bet because- Miami Vice-will fail to be memorable; Ant Bully-a rip off of Antz; Barnyard- can name 10 recent pixarish films with this whole madagascar theme; and WTC- I'd watch as a telly documentary- not an a theatre...Nick Cage? please- I have visions of that "It could happen to you" movie where he played a cop..   Posted by Meredith Evonne on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:28 AM [Reply to this]

		RIGHT ON DUDE!! KEEP IT REAL!!   Posted by on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Alice Alice May	Congrats!   Posted by Alice on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Brodie Isaac	Nice I watch that show all the time!!   Posted by Brodie Isaac on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Batman	word   Posted by Batman on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 3:06 PM [Reply to this]

	*~Joules~*	To add on to that awesome idea...when ya do that, drop your draws and moon 'em...while yelling Porch Monkey 4 Life. If anything it's a cool story... Congrats!!!   Posted by *~Joules~* on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:48 AM [Reply to this]

	So Very...Kerry	That freaking ROCKS!  Finally someone SMART on the panel!   Posted by So Very...Kerry on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Kendall	Look forward to seeing it.  Should be funny as hell.   Posted by Kendall on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:21 AM [Reply to this]

	Evil Scott	Just try to sit through all the movies.   Posted by Evil Scott on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:21 AM [Reply to this]

	Jesus	porch monkey 4 life   Posted by Jesus on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 10:07 AM [Reply to this]

	Dawn Dawn Wassel	Just say thumbs down like Ebert did to clerks 2 asshole.   Posted by Dawn on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:22 AM [Reply to this]

	◦○º˚-☆☠ Randi ☠☆˚º○◦ Randi McElligott	haha thats awesome.  perhaps show other certain critics how to behave.    Posted by ◦○º˚-☆☠ Randi ☠☆˚º○◦ on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:22 AM [Reply to this]

	~*~PuNk~*~	That's awesome!!  Congrats!!   Posted by ~*~PuNk~*~ on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:22 AM [Reply to this]

	4sight	holy shit thats awsome!   Posted by 4sight on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:22 AM [Reply to this]

	Ryan	Congrats Kevin and I'll be watching. My gf & I will hopefully get a chance to see Clerks 2 either this week or next.   Posted by Ryan on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:22 AM [Reply to this]

	Perfect Pat (The Program)	Can't wait til Wizard World.   Posted by Perfect Pat (The Program) on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:22 AM [Reply to this]

	Robyn	Sweet!  That might be worth catching.  I'm not big on those two...  Never have been a big ebert fan...   Posted by Robyn on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 4:23 AM [Reply to this]

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