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Status: Married
City: Los Angeles
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/19/2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 
So I've been getting some queries as to the first two slots of my top eight, and why they're there.


"Fuck: A Fuckumentary" is this really fun and informative doc by Steve Anderson that examines the etymology of the word... well, "fuck". It's playing now in big cities across the country and worth a watch if you've ever wondered how we collectively settled on the term for myriad uses. Also worth a watch just to see venerable newsman Sam Donaldson extol the word's virtues.


"Netherbeast Incorporated" is a flick that's in post-production right now. I know very little about it (a teaser trailer is available here), except that my boy Mewes is in it, and he asked me to put it in my Top 8 to drum up some Friends for it, well in advance of its theatrical release. If you love Jason Mewes (and if you're reading this, how the fuck could you not?), hit up"Netherbeast Incorporated" with a Friend Request.

Also not represented in my Top 8 (I don't think they have a MySpace page) is a flick that's currently in theaters which could use your support.


"Come Early Morning" is the directorial debut of Joey Lauren Adams - she who essayed the role of Alyssa in "Chasing Amy" - that's been receiving some really strong reviews, thanks in no small part to Ashely Judd's performance (and Joey's assured directing). In a world in which male directors outnumber female directors by a massive margin, give "Morning" a look-see and help kickstart a much-deserving chick filmmaker's career.

And while I'm on the subject of hawking shit...


Buy this motherfucker right HERE! It's nearly as heavy as a phonebook (so it'll prop open doors nicely) and is as awesome as it is thick (unlike my cock).
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Big Tom

 
Awesome
 
Posted by Big Tom on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:05 PM
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NolaChick™

 
I'm just here to give KUDOS!
 
Posted by NolaChick™ on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 6:47 PM
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Charles

 
kudos kudos kudos!
 
Posted by Charles on Thursday, November 16, 2006 - 4:44 PM
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Peter

 
netherbeast looks fucking funny man, hope mewes is in it alot. Love seeing fucking Blues Clues in there with Judd!
 
Posted by Peter on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 6:18 PM
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Thaahum

 

Don't worry folks.  I'm already in talks with interviewing the Ronalds Brothers, the writers and directors of NetherBeast Incorporated for my collum on

HREF="http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/?cat=46">QuickStopEntertainment.com

 

They will have cool goodies to share on the flick!


 
Posted by Thaahum on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 5:52 PM
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Freeza

 

Joey & Ashley are both hot, I'd watch it for them

 

-Freeza


 
Posted by Freeza on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 5:23 PM
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Billy Barule

 
A longer trailer for NetherBeast is here.

Love you, Kev.

 
Posted by Billy Barule on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:34 PM
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ham

 

 
Posted by ham on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:06 PM
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Leila
Leila Schutz

 
pretty gay
 
Posted by Leila on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 3:22 PM
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ham

 
YES!
 
Posted by ham on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:05 PM
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Peace2U
Sparo Arika Vigil

 
very cool ;)
 
Posted by Peace2U on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:40 PM
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Stevi-Rae

 
fuck, i love you sir im prety fucking excited about clerks 2 dvd
 
Posted by Stevi-Rae on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:05 PM
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Jayimess

 
I saw "Fuck" at the Cleveland Film Festival in March...it's hilarious.  Glad it's getting distribution.

And all I have to say is........

"Boone you!"

 
Posted by Jayimess on Thursday, November 16, 2006 - 12:32 AM
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∞ lynette ∞

 
awesome! will add right now!
 
Posted by ∞ lynette ∞ on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:05 PM
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G Force™ (now lacking edge...and force..but smug)

 
If you ever get fed up at all this film making lark, I could see you down the Barras in Glasgow on a morning, selling three pairs of sports socks for a pound...
 
Posted by G Force™ (now lacking edge...and force..but smug) on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:06 PM
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DK
D K

 
sweet!...thanks for the update :)
 
Posted by DK on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:06 PM
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The Spectacular BOOGIE

 
O & A talked about the "Fuck" Documentary this morning.
 
Posted by The Spectacular BOOGIE on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:06 PM
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Jimmy

 
Arranging my purchase right now. THANK YOU for posting this on my Payday!
 
Posted by Jimmy on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:06 PM
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J

 
All great stuff Kevin!
 
Posted by J on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:06 PM
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~*Wallflower Girl*~
April K. Burns

 
You rule my fuckin' world Kevin Smith.  Seriously.
 
Posted by ~*Wallflower Girl*~ on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:07 PM
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MJ

 

I love when you whore out other people!!!  And I will definitely check out that movie Joey directed!!  I LOVE HER!! 

MUCH LOVE TO YOU TOO KEVIN!!!!  YOU ARE THE COOLEST!!!!


 
Posted by MJ on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:08 PM
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Ashley
Ashley Shirley

 
I'm really excited about Come Early Morning- I hope it gets to my city.
 
Posted by Ashley on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:09 PM
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WendyThyme

 
Thanks for the movie recs.  I will definately check them out.  I will also have to add to my Clerks shrine now.  and thanks for the cock image as well. haha
 
Posted by WendyThyme on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:09 PM
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"Come Early Morning" is the directorial debut of Joey Lauren Adams

I love JLA... can't wait to see this!

 
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Intervals of E

 

I think she's great too, I love the inside scoop on this.  Thanks Kevin, we'll definitely anticipate the landing of this one!

-Erin


 
Posted by Intervals of E on Friday, November 17, 2006 - 3:27 PM
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Scotty

 
How well does Tales From The Clerks steady a wobbly table?
 
Posted by Scotty on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:12 PM
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S h e l l ·._.·'¯)

 
I want to be in your top 8!!!!  even if it's just for the day!

certainly a family member should be on there...WTF?!?!?

=)

How are you doing Kevin?
 
Posted by S h e l l ·._.·'¯) on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:12 PM
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Death Faerie
Bondaged Death

 
Fuck a fuckumentary sounds like an awesome movie to watch!  I will add Netherbeast Incorporated too.  I love Jason Mewes so I have to check it out.
 
Posted by Death Faerie on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:13 PM
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Shane

 

Done deal, Sir.


 
Posted by Shane on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:14 PM
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Damo

 
Gotta get me the book. knew about the two movies in your top 8 but i'm in awe that Joey Lauren Adams  directed a movie i gots to check that shit out!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Damo on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:14 PM
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~jilz~

 
i love jason Mewes lol and u so i guess ill have to go check some of this stuff out : )
 
Posted by ~jilz~ on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:15 PM
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Rhonda
Rhonda ODonnell

 

here is somehting i think YOU should check out......

** sending some peace and love from A-TX ~

there.....hope you enjoyed it ;)

cool beans on that other stuff.... hehe


 
Posted by Rhonda on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:15 PM
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I will definetly watch Come early morning I love Ashley and Joey, I also love you too 
Tammy

 
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E R I N

 
Wow, congrats to Joey.
And really, a doorstop, oh ok then I can use it as a weapon too, HA HA

 
Posted by E R I N on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:17 PM
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aLaN

 
i'll be sure to put those flicks on my list,
hope you put this flick on yours!

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

 
Posted by aLaN on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:17 PM
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Catherine

 
Got the book 4 my secret santa. Gonna be a bitch to send to the states but who wouldnt want it! Hope I get it 4 christmas too!
 
Posted by Catherine on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:17 PM
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DANYIEL

 
Word.
 
Posted by DANYIEL on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:19 PM
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Bruce

 

I'll check them out (with the exception of your cock). :)


 
Posted by Bruce on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:20 PM
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CarrieVamp

 
why do you have to explain your top 8?  why do people always want to know why a persons top 8 is their top 8? I was constantly asked that question for a while and finally i said fuck it and told people to stop asking cuz i was sick of having to explain it.... our top 8s are there because that is what we wanted to put there....lol but thanks for explaining anyway....
 
Posted by CarrieVamp on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:21 PM
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Arkle, the Anthony Michael Hall of Podcasting
Brian Webber

 
Sam Donaldson saying fuck? This I gotta see!
 
Posted by Arkle, the Anthony Michael Hall of Podcasting on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:22 PM
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Heather
Heather Becraft

 
Great advertising!!! Loves it!
 
Posted by Heather on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:29 PM
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*A Super Hero Named TONY!

 

I was wondering if you still talked to that Alyssa chick from Chasing Amy, because she's never been in any other movies unlike all your other view askew motherfuckers. I know it's hard to keep a civil relationship with someone you used to give the shaft too. So good for you for plugging her movie.


 
Posted by *A Super Hero Named TONY! on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:32 PM
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Maiz

 
Long live 'Netherbeast'!
 
Posted by Maiz on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:35 PM
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THECRUMPS

 

Hey - the history of fuck....well, well.....

co-incidence - turned on the tv over here in London- what was playing...MALLRATS!

dean xxx


 
Posted by THECRUMPS on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:39 PM
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Jo Mani

 
Yes Ashley does have a myspace. I love her. Thanks for mentioning her new movie. You rock Kevin! Chasing Amy one of my all time fav's.!!
 
Posted by Jo Mani on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:40 PM
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Cynthia

 
F*ck might be worth watching if only for the gratuitous use of the late Hunter S. Thompson (not to mention your own gratuitousness).

Come Early Morning
also sounds like it's ticket-worthy.  Though I'm not into genre movies all that much, Netherbeast Incorporated might end up being worth paying for the DVD (plus I can only take gratuitous gore on my TV set).

I don't know about that last one, though.  Seems a bit too gratuitous if you ask me.

(Psych!)

 
Posted by Cynthia on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:49 PM
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JM-79
james mclean

 
ADDED MOVIE TO FRIENDS..HOPE MEWES IS STILL ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW???
 
Posted by JM-79 on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:51 PM
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Deryk

 

Im going to buy it.  If only to support a fellow girth-challenged artist.

 

;-)


 
Posted by Deryk on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:53 PM
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Jenn Beautiful

 

Hmmm - I heard that Joey was directing these days - good for her, I'll definitely check it out!

Thanks for the FYI


 
Posted by Jenn Beautiful on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:54 PM
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Yvette

 
Thanks for the sccop. I'll have to check out the flicks and buy the book.
 
Posted by Yvette on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 4:58 PM
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