First!
 

kEVIN, I JUST GOT A MESSAGE THAT I WAS PURCHASED AND "SEE HOW MUCH YOU'RE WORTH!" fuck that! i dont need some asshole to BUY me to know my worth..i responded that since i am you're pet...the ASPCA states that you must provide shelter, food and medical care when you own a "pet" therefore, since i am high maintenence..are you sure you wanna do this....??...it is NO suprise that the asshole who started this has exactly zero friends...i just pictured myself on a leash on the floor being thrown milk bones while some bitch scratches my head....she better be careful, I BITE...what a fuckin insult..i am definately having 1 less friend...I know you're busy..but if you have time look in my profile, and check out MY real pet(s)..the big one.. in my pics...THATS a pet..and he bites too...and i didnt have to go into a stupid site to know he is priceless.
 

OH SHIT! he's in my pic!!! See???and he thinks he's Cujo...HUMAN PET MY ASS
 

FOK
 

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he is not but a groupies chat room

VISIT MY BLOG FOR THE FULL EXPOSURE :)
CHEERS.


The Awakning
Current mood: blessed
Category: Religion and Philosophy

LISTEN TO THIS VERY CAFRULLY I WILL BE KICKED OUT FROM THE ROOM SOON ENOUGH BY THE SAME PEOPLE I'M TALKING ABOUT. PAY ATTENTION, AFTER YOU READ It you will not see me around!! I hope this will stop them from kicking me out lol. THIS IS POSTED FOR THEM, AND FOR YOU ((( PLEASE COPY AND PASTE IT IN CHAT AND SEE HOW YOU GET KICKED OUT TOO))) YOU CAN REACH ME AT THIS E MAIL: nowadaysrulerofkings@yahoo.com I hope they don't close it for me. But know that I'm out there, and my time is near. ((((this is an awakening broadcast. It is time you wake up!))) Dose it really work. I like to know, do you still get hits by fools! I mean, is it like coming to work and start fishing, every day, your work must be nice, and you think! You are a good person and this is only making money (living). You call this making living! You think you are the smart one and you have figured this out. You can go make killing machine and be at dinner with your kids. Columbine school!!! What is the town living off! Did you even ask! What is it the kids fathers do for living, do you still wonder what is wrong. You call sending your children to schools and clothing them and feeding them with blood money, living! You call working for a low firm suing and suing, living! You call cheating and cheating and more cheating, living. You call money for college to be a killing machine, living. You call coming and ganging and phishing on line, living. GO FISH> You call sucking cock and saying oh god oh god, and the interesting use of your Fifth Amendment living! How is it I can not talk about Jewish people, and your amendment wont allow it ,butI can fuck you on cam and sell my filth. Very Christian of you, very Jewish of you! Not at all! You pray to a deferent god. You call student consoler at your middle schools in Palo Alto, telling your boys and girls, it is good to be sexy and work in porn. A striper or what your body can get for your living! Is this your way to say thank you to God, sucking on dick on film and selling your body! Interesting god you have and more interesting government governing for him. In it do you still trust! The United States living! The liberals of the 60's; Free love; peace, Black Panthers, J F K dead, the Black Muslims, Malcolm X before and after Mecca, Gandhi before and Marten Luther King's Truth, Guevara's America, Vietnam and Indo Asia. The cold wars (was it cold) and oh 007 James profiling. Black Africa independence, the racial cleansings and starvations and today's HIV, cows going mad and bird catching the flue. The new world order! And a falling Pope! 100 million Christian's dead by a dark god and his golden church. Do you see Jesus walking when you look at the Pope! Would Jesus look and dress like him! Wake up. What is that God fears from his believers so that his Popes will kill for thinking! Did you forget when you were killed for just thinking, who led you to think that you can still think what you want! They directed your thinking. Mass control, media control and consent manufactured. They just lost there grip and it is Moses and Jesus and Mohammad, humans awakening, there is no killing between them, they believe in the one GOD. Our time is at hand. There is no killing between us. Jewish people of the book know and should not fear Christians or Muslims. Christian people of the book know and should not fear Jewish or Muslims. Muslim people of the book know and should not fear Jewish or Christians. Let us all follow our letters, and become it. And live and be at peace We all pray to the one God. No one should be afraid of a man or woman who believes in God. It shows how in the way they walk the land, with peace in there hands and open arms, humans. Old history and new! Old books and new! You can decide for your self if you care or can, search for the truth and wonder if it's really the true truth that is what you reading! Or hearing or even seeing. And even then a few still do really care to understand and if u did, then what are you going to do about it. Join a freedom army, becoming a freedom fighter and finding late that you are not free! Be civil and march in a demonstration for a day shouting, feeling better and walk back home! Stop voting because you finally figured that your vote doesn't really count, or even worst, there is never the right one to vote for, and you are tired of picking the lesser of two evils, crossing your fingers that she or he truly is the lesser! Become one of the very few and feel like the chosen one and blow up something or be blown with it! What to do and where is the truth. And not to forget the majority who care less (or made so) being on the right or the wrong side as long they can keep on getting paid and getting laid and procreating like a happy sheep, happy and proud belonging to a herd grazing grounds they call it a country or nation where any one who is not like them, can only be seen as a wolf! Controlled by media and there consent manufactured changing there direction 180 degrees and you wont even know it, or if a few did, then lie to one self and better yet, believe the lie and sound you sleep. Do we ever change! Would I change too! Who am I! I was once innocent, at birth, we all were. "When you have seen beyond yourself, then you may find peace of mind is waiting there, and the time will come, when you see we are all one; and life flows on within you and without you". George Harrison You! Yes you and you know who you are, Don't you think some day you will die and be brought back!! Yeah, you laid your self to sleep telling your self that God dose not exist. I know. You will be seeing my face at my work, all the time. And will be asking you what you think now, he dose exist and you will wish you believed just because of my lovely company. Falling for the old trick, you need your personal Jesus; you think you are not happy, you deserve better, boo, got screwed up, and God owe you. People screwed you up, not God, time you figure this one out, people not humans. You can stop crying and wake up. You think you are fighting for the good guys! You know better than me if they are, and you know they are not. But is it how you can sleep knowing you killed today. In History there is no state like the United States. Charlatans and harlots, alcohol and sex, and the best 50 ways to look sexy on the cover of your today's homey magazine! Nation gamblers and your lives now at the stake! Don't gamble this away. The freedom to be a Satan and you follow mans low and you think you are good citizens. Is this, what Jesus told you to do! Is this, what you think God told him to do, so you made his prophet to a son, adoring and head his say! And finally a god too, of what, is this, what your Pope tells you! If not, then who made you think or believe this is ok!!! To become harlots, reduced to the like of pigs and dogs! 70% of your women don't think marriage is necessary with the lousy and the sexy men at hand. What you need a man for when good vibration can deliver. 70% of your land wants to give rutting whores like fruits, Satan children. How else could he marry with humans and breed and give birth to men like you. I believe Gorge W Bush is trying to be a good president! I believe he is misinformed by charlatans and whores, children s of sin and the action of demons. It is ok is you are one, you still can wake up. Even if you were a bastard child, you too can wake up. WAKE UP!! YOUR ENEMY NEVER SLEEPS. WAKE UP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. THINK. STOP KILLING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN THE NAME OF YOUR WHORING STATE. STOP KILLING US TO MAKE US LIKE YOU. STOP, YOU ARE NOT FREE, HOW CAN YOU FREE US. STOP YOUR ADULTRED LIFE AND WAKE UP. WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BE LIKE YOU. I'M HERE AND YOUR TIME IS AT END. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO CARRY A WEAPON, NEVER NEDDED ONE. I'm THE weapon. (God welling). WAKE UP. YOU THINK WITH YOUR SMEARING OF NATIONS, RACES AND THE ALL THE SEX ADDS YOU CAN PLAY US LIKE FOOLSE. YOUR SPIY WEAR AND ADD WEAR. YOU THINK YOUR DIVIDE AND CONQURE WILL GO ON FOR LONG. AH.. :) I'M ON TO YOU. WE ARE ON TO YOU. I'M ON TO THE DEVIL IN YOU. AND I WANT HIM. I'M COMING AFTER HIM.I'M COMING AFTER YOU. WITH BIG SMILE ON MY FACE, YOU KNOW YOU CAN NEVER OUT RUN ME; WE HAVE AN ETERNTY TO BE CLOSE. WE JUST STARTED. WHAT IS IT THAT you SAY to your self, or where is God and letting all this happen! Falling for the oldest trick, he made you stupid, wake up, you responsible. This is living on earth; we are spouse to prove our humanity to enter heaven. It is the price for eternity. To endure this one and be brave, we will be hurt, so.. It should feel wonderful like washing your body under the rain. All this is nothing when thinking of eternity. You have a mind to think with and IT IS A MIND NEVER THE LESs. How else would you speak and think ALL this is well, if not that you think GOD owe you and you can get away with your bull shit. Did he not give eyes to see, ears to hear and mouth to speak with. You are not a monkey, use your eyes and start seeing and listen to all the cries and speak well or don't at all. WAKE UP. WAKE UP, GOD IS NOT DEAD, YOU SOON WILL BE. Life passes IN A HEART BEAT, to an ETERNTY, 70 YEARS IS LESS THAN A SECOND. NOT EVEN INE. WAKE UP. Speak well or do not speak at all. Speak well or do not speak at all.
SPEAK WELL OR DO NOT SPEAK AT All.
I'm one of God hell's keepers Insha allah.
So, play, LIVE LONG AND PLAY.
I will be seeing you, live all you want.
You will die.
Remember me, I will be asking you, sooner than you think, what made you act like a monkey when you were born
a human. And I will get the whole story and the one who made you (or helped) and the ones you helped or made
like you, but won't help you none. You still will see me in hell as long God wills it, and if he dose then
I wish to be seeing you there for eternity.
Wake up.



I know, you are thinking.. Ooh. This is crazy; your little wining devil tells you to laugh this one off.
Like every thing you laughed off before. Go ahead and laugh away your lifeز
This one you can not; this is real. You only need to live this one life and you will see.
And please, do your best. I have eternity with you; we will be having fun at my office...
I can be very creative and will never be a bore.
REMEMBER ME, WHEN YOU SHIT, WHEN YOU SLEEP.
WHEN YOU EAT AND EVEN WHEN YOU JACK OFF.



WHEN GITING FUCKED FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOURE WELL EAREND MONEY SPENT. GETTING STUPID AND DRUNK,
FRIDAY NIGHTS WILL BE SWEETEER WITH ME AND AMOUNT OF ALCHOL WILL HELP YOU WITH ME.
PEOPLE DIE, HUNGRY, LIVING UNJUIST AND KILLED AND YOU THINK YOU ARE FREE.
WHAT AND WHO TOLD YOU THIS IS OK.
YOU SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT THING ABOUT YOUR HOLSE, HOW TO FILL UP YOUR HOLES. LIKE AN ANIMAL,
LIVING AND BREATHING LIVING UP IN YOUR FILTH.
WAKE UP, SPEAK WELL OR DO NOT SPEAK AT ALL.
BETTER CRIE YOUR SELF TO SLEEP, FOR THE COWRED YOU ARE.
BUT THEN, PLEASE LAUGH THIS ONE UP, don't become good. I'D hate to lose a costumer,
and work IS NOT fun without YOU.
LAUGH THIS ONE OFF, IF YOU DARE.



This is the beginning. This me: (NOW A DAYS RULER OF KINGS). My time is now. This is the beginning.
I WAS SLEEP, LUCKLY FOR YOU GUYS. I'M AWAKE.
I love you.
You will keep me busy in the other life. I love it we metز
Love your self; become a better you starting from today.
Walk humble, read the Ten Commandments. They are only ten. Forget your fifth of filth.
• I'm one man army with no weapon but my self.
• I'm not part of any group (but the human race), and not part of any special interest group,
but the general interest of the human race.



• I do not work for any government of any kind.
• I'm not a member of any organization; however I'm starting this one. And you can chose what ever name you
like to name it for, as long it is peaceful and humane and smart. I call it the messiah project.



• I accept donations, this is meant to save you and every one else's life and money,
therefore money is needed. No billions. As little as it maybe be it will be a rain drop that will change
the face of the land. That I will change for you.
(((((If you are rich with money, this is really your last chance! After me wealth will not be measured by money)))
And I need all the manpower there is, what ever small you think it is, you can help. Reach me. Reach for me.
• Your donation is for your salvation, no matter what creed or faith you have.
I'm doing this for us all, this I owe to you in this life. This is my way of saying thank you to God.



• Feel free to e mail me, with you comment, please no hate comment,
I don't want to see you and remember you with hate, you will not like me in hell, not at all.
• You can copy and paste my words on chat rooms. This is a broadcast. Do your part.
• You can not kill in my name, you can not ask people to kill, or rage war.
• You can not fool me no matter you try, I'm fool poof, if you think you can fool God then you are a fool.
What you do behind my back, God will present it to me. I've already claimed you.
• Only God can save you from me, if you do not wake up, and I do not know how.



• This is the army of man. I'm recruiting you. The army of human race/ no weapon of any kinds are allowed,
but you. The weapon is you, once you are free. Reach me. Reach for me.
• In this army the chances that you get killed for doing good is very high, at the start,
and if you do get murdered, rest easy, you will be instantly in heaven, however the one survive it will live
to see heaven on earth. We will make it so.
• It is not ok to know your sex orientation; your sex life is your private life. Keep it that way;
you do not need my approval unless it is what God has asked of you. If you are sinning, be quite about it and
no need to walk in a pride show. Live with your sins and be happy you are alive.



• I believe in one God. Allah and I believe that Mohammad is his prophet, Jesus is his prophet
and mosses is his prophet as there father Ibrahim before them, and i belive In all the prophets and in God's angles
and in judgment day and in the rebirth and in heaven and in hell.
I believe good is love and love can be made visible.
• I believe indiscriminant killing is the act of the devil and I see the president of the United States
as a disciple of his.
• This is your evolution, not to let it be stolen from you. No matter who you are, you live well in my world.
Ask me how. Economically well and free to pray living as a human would.



Live well, do well, mean well, pray and be thankful. You are alive no matter your condition, repent
and become thankful, you still can be human. Believe.
Heaven is wonderful when in it, you don't have to kill anyone, if any thing you could be the one getting killed.
70 years is nothing, in eternity it is not even a second, where you want to spend it.
Where you want to live it, your s soon to come eternity!



Your judgment day start the moment you die, you will be alone in your grave, this is the time for you to shout,
and no shout can be heard from your grave go and set next to one, better an old grave and start thinking.
Wake up. Be well.
You live on earth on your grave more than you walk on it, wake up.
I CAN NOT DO THIS ALONE. YOU ARE ME AS I'M YOU, WE ARE ALL ONE. WE ALL CAN.
IT IS OUR WORLD, START LIVING.



• ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, SO FEEL FREE TO CORECT MY WORDS IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING,
WOULD BE KIND OF YOU IF YOU SEND IT TO ME PROOFED. BE KIND AND DELIVER MY WORDS TO AS MANY AS YOU CAN.
USE THE WEB. PRENT IT AND GIVE IT. SPEAK IT AND THINK IT.
• I'M RECRUTING YOU, TO BECOME HUMAN.



MY NAME IS: ASHRAF HASSAN.
I live in Dammam city in Saudi Arabia. I endorse no killing under any name.
My mission is to speak well and teach what is good and beautiful about humans and re educate the Muslims about Islam. it is good for your world and my world if I can do this.
YOU CAN CALL ME IF YOU LIKE OR TEXT ME. +966-540-553288.
You can send me donations if you like, you do not have to (not charity). the money (if any) will be spent well along mine. I'm not a personl wealth seaker.
































I'm not an organization. Any further information, please feel free to e mail me or reach me.
I'm here for you, as you are there for me.
By endorsing me you are asking of me to do my best and fear non but God, to speak well and mean well,
to be carful and kind and to do every thing only by the bower God entrusted in me, with my good well in peace.
It is GOD power entrusted in all of us humans, we are made from his breath. I call for a weapons free world. I call for an economically sound and spiritually well world, I call for the one nation under God, I call for the many nations that make the human
race, the ones that came from one... We are all one.



1- I CALL FOR THE FREEDOM OF THE HUMAN RACE. AND I CAN BE ASKED HOW.
2- YOU DO NOT NEED TO ARREST ME, YOU CAN CALL ME TO COME TO YOU.
3- TO GET THIS E MAILD TO YOU, PLEASE SEND AN E MAIL TO ME AND I WILL RESPOND TO YOU.
 

I can believe in this country that they give you the liberty to spout nonsense, but I can't believe you're doing it on here and Kevin allows it. I mean...just because you have the right to speak and be heard doesn't mean everyone wants to hear what you have to say.
Jeeze...I hope this post was worth it, you attention-whore!!
 

what the hell?
 

WTF???
 

This guy is actually creating press for the "god is imaginary" people. He is a parody crazy religious person, promoting atheism. I'm not religious myself. I am an agnostic, and it still offends me. Ignore him do not respond to him in any way whatsoever, and he will go away, but if you make fun of him or talk to him or anything like that he will stick around. Also ignore "God is Imaginary", and the same will become of them. They thrive on your hate. The same goes for any celebrity you hate: Paris Hilton, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh. Do not condemn them. Your condemnation helps them. IGNORE THEM!
 

^^^

Could this guy suck more balls?

Stop wasting our time Most Honorable sumthin' squiggly... we don't care.
 

:Q that is the "my mouth is full of balls" icon...

seriously, dude, wtf?
 

GOD IS IMAGINARY AND HIS GROUP IS:
 

you are so lost... go find yourself .... just because you don't think GOD is real then that is your problem...don't push your bullshit on others because we don't want to hear your crap.
 

Wanker!
 

I despise apps. People who play with those really have no life.
 

Okay, enough with the mini conversations below, lets all post about the subject, the movie. I have faith that Zack and Miri will be an awesome movie as Kevin is a great writer and director. Isn't that why we are all his friend on here? To talk about his projects and not vomit on the comments part of the blog? That's all I've got to say, have a nice day everyone. :)
 

Second!
 

Secunt. I'm worth almost 10,000. This is a great ego boost for my narcissism.
 

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Sorry Sarah I took it from you...AND I spelled second correctly, just to add insult to injury.

...Actually I wouldn't have done that if I'd realized someone else was doing it. Don't get me wrong, I will plagiarize and copy, but don't get me even wronger, it's generally less blatant than that...
 

I don't appreciate this guy's blatant blogdicking...somebody should do something about this.
 

I agree..

Would you like a free movie?

baby coupons?
 

No thank you, but you can blow me if you would like.
 

That sounds nifty Kool- even if it is in NJ.
 

I want one of those hockey jerseys.
 

Monroeville Zombies....honestly the first thing that caught my eye! then i noticed there were people in those jerseys. can't wait for the movie! want that jersey baaaaaaadddd.
 

Kevin, let us know when merchandising gets underway-
we wanna be Monroeville ZOmbies, too : )=
 

I agree. Having a shirt or accessory that reads "Monroeville Zombies" would be awesome!
 

Yeah I want one of those hockey jerseys, like, tonight.
 

DITTO!
 

This person fucking sucks...

they also LOVE the cock.


 

enough of this: Celebrate mothers day today..........and go buy her a pet.

Brief History Of Mother's Day
Body: The earliest tributes to mothers date back to the annual spring festival the Greeks dedicated to Rhea, the mother of many deities, and to the offerings ancient Romans made to their Great Mother of Gods, Cybele. Christians celebrated this festival on the fourth Sunday in Lent in honor of Mary, mother of Christ. In England this holiday was expanded to include all mothers and was called Mothering Sunday.



In the United States, Mother's Day started nearly 150 years ago, when Anna Jarvis, an Appalachian homemaker, organized a day to raise awareness of poor health conditions in her community, a cause she believed would be best advocated by mothers. She called it "Mother's Work Day.

"

Fifteen years later, Julia Ward Howe, a Boston poet, pacifist, suffragist, and author of the lyrics to the "Battle Hymn of the Republic," organized a day encouraging mothers to rally for peace, since she believed they bore the loss of human life more harshly than anyone else.



In 1905 when Anna Jarvis died, her daughter, also named Anna, began a campaign to memorialize the life work of her mother. Legend has it that young Anna remembered a Sunday school lesson that her mother gave in which she said, "I hope and pray that someone, sometime, will found a memorial mother's day. There are many days for men, but none for mothers.

"

Anna began to lobby prominent businessmen like John Wannamaker, and politicians including Presidents Taft and Roosevelt to support her campaign to create a special day to honor mothers. At one of the first services organized to celebrate Anna's mother in 1908, at her church in West Virginia, Anna handed out her mother's favorite flower, the white carnation. Five years later, the House of Representatives adopted a resolution calling for officials of the federal government to wear white carnations on Mother's Day. In 1914 Anna's hard work paid off when Woodrow Wilson signed a bill recognizing Mother's Day as a national holiday.



At first, people observed Mother's Day by attending church, writing letters to their mothers, and eventually, by sending cards, presents, and flowers. With the increasing gift-giving activity associated with Mother's Day, Anna Jarvis became enraged. She believed that the day's sentiment was being sacrificed at the expense of greed and profit. In 1923 she filed a lawsuit to stop a Mother's Day festival, and was even arrested for disturbing the peace at a convention selling carnations for a war mother's group. Before her death in 1948, Jarvis is said to have confessed that she regretted ever starting the mother's day tradition.



Despite Jarvis's misgivings, Mother's Day has flourished in the United States.

In fact, the second Sunday of May has become the most popular day of the year to dine out, and telephone lines record their highest traffic, as sons and daughters everywhere take advantage of this day to honor and to express appreciation of their mothers
 

ummm WHAT?> Well thanks for the random bout of wiki-diarrhea there kind weirdo!
 

Hahah, what the fuck lady?
 

wtf lol
Post that shit on your own page.
 

Thanks for that long winded answer to a question no one asked.

"Brief history" my ass.
 

LMAO!!!
 

nobody want to be a pet . eat shit .and bark at the moon
 

you are a losser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am first oh look at I am first. First at what you did not leave a commant abd evebn if you did saying your first would still make you a losser.
 

Was that supposed to be English?
 

Ah, the glory of a man pointing the finger and calling someone a loser... and spelling the word wrong. But luckily, the hatt makes up for it by following his witty opening salvo with... um, the word "commant" followed by the word "abd" followed by the word "evebn."

The winner's circle is honored and proud to admit you, sir. HONORED AND PROUD!
 

Ha! I see Bud Light's next Real Man of Genius....
 

Very confusing comment since most of the words are not spelled correctly.

LOSER no LOSSER....and many more besides that
 

U R a little to anal it is ok to misspell on line
 

actually, no it isn't. Even more wrong to do so because you have fucking spell check...duh.
 

No spell check on Nerdspace!
 

Hey, dumbass. Ever heard of firefox?
 

If you get the Google toolbar you have spell check on any web page. It is pretty handy.
 

Dear Mr. Skuba Steve,
You are a douche. Deal with it.

Kevin,
Keep up the work my man.
 

I want to be Kevin Smith's human pet.
Oh shit, is he looking?
>_>
<_<