Thanks, friends and truckers for all the love/ support/ prurient interest in the MySpace world. I am so glad you made it to the show in Hollywood. For those of you who didn't, I still love your guts and say nice things about you behind your back. (except that your mother reeally does dress you funny.)
I am glad you liked the videos. I'm a little disappointed that they show me in such a harsh light but, bugger it! I am a busy little superstar and I demand to be satisfied. I don't think it is too much to expect my lovely assistant to anticipate my every whim.
That's what slaves are for...er, no, assistants! That's what ASSISTANTS are for.
Oh, crap, just keep your eyes peeled. This is where the dirt is.
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