Dane Cook is really not that funny now that he's gotten to be all over the place. He's not super awful, yet....but he could be going there and fast. And by the way, Saturday Night Live has got to go away. Wow...for shame NBC...for shame...
I've been meaning to say this for a long time. The "rock" band, The Donnas, have got to be responsible for some of the worst songs ever recorded. I hate them with a burning passion reserved usually for Hillary Clinton and Julia Roberts. They are just terrible.
Don't ever, ever, whatever you do, pick up a copy of In Touch or US Weekly. There is crystal meth, nicotine, and heroin in the pages that make you addicted to some of the best and insightful celebrity news in the world. Wait. What?
I turn 30 in 6 months...rad...
Did you know daycare for infants is the cost of a used Toyota a year? Yup...I didn't either...lucky me!
Halloween is coming up kids. Be sure to not let your parents check your candy for razors. You can be in Jackass 3 if you don't. And keep wearing Heely shoes too. Those are boss.