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DAPHNE SPITZ & JUANITA SWALLOWS
Daphne: GURL! Did you hear what I just heard?
Juanita: What'd tchu hear chica?
Daphne: You know that porn slut Mason Wyler? Well he just went and got himself raped.
Juanita: Oh no he didn't.
Daphne: Oh yes he dids.
Juanita: I reads his story all over the internets, Chica and his story just don't add up.
Daphne: Bitch please, we both know your 24 year old ass cants read.
Juanita: Uh huh Chica, you wrong, my 12 year old son 99 Cent Special taught me how last year.
Daphne: Yeah well I don't think anybody knows the full story except for Mason and whoever he is accusing. I mean, maybe he wanted to mix a bit of fact and fiction, writers have been known to do that as a way of slow release.
Juanita: Since when did your hooker ass become little miss psychologist? That puta is such a dirty slut he probably dreamed it up and thought it was real. He writes about it all the time.
Daphne: No he doesn't.
Juanita: Oh yes he does, I just fingered my twat last night reading one of his stories. But I won't do it anymore, not after this. He's disgraced all of the working gurls who have been raped before, as if it wasn't hard enough to get the po po to believe us before.
Daphne: OK miss street walkin CSI, I'm soooo sure you're right about how rape victims would never try to change or hide details of their story when they first try opening up and telling people about it.
Juanita: I am sure Chica, if you're gonna talk about it why lie?
Daphne: And how many times have you been raped?
Juanita: Zero.
Daphne: Exactly gurl. And even if you had been, wouldn't mean you know the truth in Mason's case.
Juanita: Don't be so stupid chica, the stupid whore just wants the attention... maybe he isn't getting enough dick during his night shift anymore. Or maybe he had one enormous pinga go all the way up in him and poke his brain, gave him brain damage, tchu know.
Daphne: GURL... you know that ain't right. No dick is THAT big.
Juanita: Whatever, I had a trick last night that had a pinga as big as a pringles can, I charged him double and got double the fun.
Daphne: You must be loose hoe.
Juanita: Not as loose as Mason's ass.
Daphne: Thats wrong gurl. He just got raped.
Juanita: Oh no he didn't!
Daphne: Oh yes he did!
1:09 AM
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