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Mason Wyler


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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 25
Sign: Capricorn

City: Houston
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/12/2006

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Friday, October 10, 2008 

Current mood:  knighted
Category: Life
















         DAPHNE SPITZ                 &             JUANITA SWALLOWS




Daphne: GURL! Did you hear what I just heard?

Juanita: What'd tchu hear chica?

Daphne: You know that porn slut Mason Wyler? Well he just went and got himself raped.

Juanita: Oh no he didn't.

Daphne: Oh yes he dids.

Juanita: I reads his story all over the internets, Chica and his story just don't add up.

Daphne: Bitch please, we both know your 24 year old ass cants read.

Juanita: Uh huh Chica, you wrong, my 12 year old son 99 Cent Special taught me how last year.

Daphne: Yeah well I don't think anybody knows the full story except for Mason and whoever he is accusing. I mean, maybe he wanted to mix a bit of fact and fiction, writers have been known to do that as a way of slow release.

Juanita: Since when did your hooker ass become little miss psychologist? That puta is such a dirty slut he probably dreamed it up and thought it was real. He writes about it all the time.

Daphne: No he doesn't.

Juanita: Oh yes he does, I just fingered my twat last night reading one of his stories. But I won't do it anymore, not after this. He's disgraced all of the working gurls who have been raped before, as if it wasn't hard enough to get the po po to believe us before.

Daphne: OK miss street walkin CSI, I'm soooo sure you're right about how rape victims would never try to change or hide details of their story when they first try opening up and telling people about it.

Juanita: I am sure Chica, if you're gonna talk about it why lie?

Daphne: And how many times have you been raped?

Juanita: Zero.

Daphne: Exactly gurl. And even if you had been, wouldn't mean you know the truth in Mason's case.

Juanita: Don't be so stupid chica, the stupid whore just wants the attention... maybe he isn't getting enough dick during his night shift anymore. Or maybe he had one enormous pinga go all the way up in him and poke his brain, gave him brain damage, tchu know.

Daphne: GURL... you know that ain't right. No dick is THAT big.

Juanita: Whatever, I had a trick last night that had a pinga as big as a pringles can, I charged him double and got double the fun.

Daphne: You must be loose hoe.

Juanita: Not as loose as Mason's ass.

Daphne: Thats wrong gurl. He just got raped.

Juanita: Oh no he didn't!

Daphne: Oh yes he did!
Currently watching:
Happy Hookers
Release date: 2008-03-17
raif
Raif Jackson

 
Oh my.... South Park goes Cruise Park
 
Posted by raif on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:21 PM
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Mike

 
oh my GOD, just laughed me ass off! Is it wrong? You tell me. Laughter = Best medicine. BTW I always wanted to Play World of War Craft. I see you kind a like it. Is it worth the hype?
Peace
 
Posted by Mike on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:24 PM
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Eddie

 
Bah! Play EverQuest II, it's better ;)
 
Posted by Eddie on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:35 PM
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Mike

 
Does that have a monthly service charge to?
 
Posted by Mike on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:54 PM
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Eddie

 
yeah it does, but its not much.. something like 14.99 a month. Its worth it though :)
 
Posted by Eddie on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 1:55 PM
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:D aniel
daniel angeles

 
:)
 
Posted by :D aniel on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:39 PM
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Nate
Nate Mandrake

 
At least you still have your sense of humor Mason! They say if you can laugh at a situation, then you can put it behind you. I, like the previous commenter, have been interested in World of Warcraft. I currently play Dungeons & Dragons with a couple friends from work. Take care Mason!!
 
Posted by Nate on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:43 PM
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Master L

 
u may like to talk shit but talk and having guys force their seves in you is 2 different things sex is sex rape is rape sorry their cocks should be cut off and shoved up their asses
 
Posted by Master L on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:59 PM
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K
K Poole

 
Although somewhat crass, & closer to the truth than anyone cares to admit, I believe you, & I will support you through it all!!! Keep fighting my friend, because you have a rough road ahead of you!!!!! KAP
 
Posted by K on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 7:15 PM
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Adam

 
I love your work Mason, you're smart and amazing. Good luck with all this. I hope you'll keep doing porn, writing, being happy. Motherfuck the police!
 
Posted by Adam on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 7:38 PM
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Shannon
Shannon Chan

 
This is great and exactly what the morons who don't believe you sound like. If something happened to them their reaction sure would change. Never change, my friend
 
Posted by Shannon on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 7:59 PM
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Warren
Warren Dennis

 
Today is first time I've ever been to your MySpace page or visited your blog, I've only ever seen you in videos. I spent the morning reading about what happened, and I cannot believe how people are acting and treating you. A big FUCK YOU to anyone that tries to tell you that you shouldn't talk, or joke, or write about it however the hell you want. This is about YOU getting through it, and if you do that with humor, or anger, or whatever, then that is what you have to do. Stay strong.
 
Posted by Warren on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 9:38 PM
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Mick

 
That was odd.Mason you are kinda peculiar you know that? Do you personally know Trey Parker? Those 2 ho's look like they came off the South Park show on Comedy Central.Howdy Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Mister Hanky sends his love and a bunch of wet brown kisses!
 
Posted by Mick on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 10:49 PM
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~CaNceRoUsAnGeL~
Kevin De Witt

 
Way to break the ice babe! lol
~KeV~
 
Posted by ~CaNceRoUsAnGeL~ on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 11:09 PM
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Chris

 
Soooo funny man!
I hope your doing better.

I always wanted to play Warcraft but I was afraid doing so cause I get addicted to video games waaaay to easily. I may play that game non stop and lose my job, go blind an get athritis or something :-)
 
Posted by Chris on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 11:22 PM
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OCFotoMan/Tom Silk Photography
Tom Silk

 
Too Funny! Thanks for brightening up my workday.

tom
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Posted by OCFotoMan/Tom Silk Photography on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 11:40 PM
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Eric
Eric Owens

 
fucking funny as hell, looks like youu've kept your sence of humor..keep your chin up...Eric
 
Posted by Eric on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 11:42 PM
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Wil

 
So wrong in so many levels and yet so funny. Btw, I tried WoW on a friends computer it seemed like fun. I could see why so many people left SWG to go play that.
 
Posted by Wil on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 12:21 AM
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Scottieboy
scott mangan

 
Lmao Thats hilarious
 
Posted by Scottieboy on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 12:47 AM
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Ithiel

 
thats is too funny... And glad to see u have ur humor, thats something no1 can ever take from you... And yes World of Warcraft is addictive, been playn for like 4yrs now
 
Posted by Ithiel on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 1:27 AM
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matt
Matt Tomaschefsky

 
Very funny my friend! Sounds like your doing very well considering what happend a while ago to you. STAY STRONG, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP and ALLWAYS be HAPPY being YOU AND DOING WHAT YOU LIKE DOING, PORN & MODLING! :) Your such a GREAT FRIEND and PERSON and have such a WARM LOVING HEART! it's nice to see you take something so serious that happened and joke about it and move on with it at the same time! Love ya mason! Your buddy matt! :) I hope we can keep in touch and talk every so often to one another. PEACE!
 
Posted by matt on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 1:34 AM
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Patrick

 
From one geek to another, damn boi you had me laughin. They're right about humor being the best medicine. Humor is also the best way to get revenge. Don't believe me? Just look what laughing at a naked guy does to him.
Seriously though, Love ya bunches and bunches.
PatrickElf =Þ
 
Posted by Patrick on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 4:12 AM
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The_Laughing_Matt©
Matt Pawlak

 
Well, even though I don't approve of joking about rape, I can't judge you on however you choose to cope with what has happened to you. I guess this certainly shows that laughter is the best medicine.
 
Posted by The_Laughing_Matt© on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 5:57 AM
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Movie Moose

 
That's very funny.
 
Posted by Movie Moose on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 7:55 AM
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David
David Perry

 
I have to agree with the first comment by Jere L. While I realize we all deal with stressful situations differently, I did not find this funny. I had an aunt who was attacked a week before Christmas in a parking structure when I was 14. It was awful. You and I do not know each other, but I wish you the very best. Take care and if you are ever in WEHO say hi!!!
 
Posted by David on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 3:39 PM
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Mikey Likes it!!
Mike Sample

 
Mason, something does not add up.
you can't rape the willing.
 
Posted by Mikey Likes it!! on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 4:44 AM
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Zayn
Zayn X

 
ha. ready for rape? i think i know you!
 
Posted by Zayn on Sunday, October 12, 2008 - 5:38 AM
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LIVIN' LIFE TO THE FULLEST
Eric Ercole

 
Well that almost made me "pee" myself! Thanks for the afternoon laugh!!
 
Posted by LIVIN' LIFE TO THE FULLEST on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 7:49 PM
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Deiz Izjuza-aleiz

 
Dude you are funny and you can write, nice to see you can roll with the punches Mason. And i'm siding with Daphne Spitz on this, though i'd rather she swallow XD.
 
Posted by Deiz Izjuza-aleiz on Saturday, October 18, 2008 - 5:06 AM
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Puppy and Joshie, Forever

 
it's so cool you can just laugh at this. some people on here talk some mad shit, but i think you seem to be a great guy
 
Posted by Puppy and Joshie, Forever on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 6:56 PM
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