This is the best Craig's List posting I've seen in a while.

It starts like so:
"BOOM! Drop me right into the conflict, let's get this baby going on rails! We're looking for a snarky, dark comedy with a unique twist on every day life. Accessible and with a warm message, yet a thoroughly entertaining escape from the audience's 9-5."

What's awesome is, I know people that talk like this. This guy probably starts every conversation with the word "BOOM!"

Nervous Writer: I've got a script to pitch.
Hollywood Guy: BOOM! Lay it on me, baby!

Denny's Waitress: What would you like to order?
Hollywood Guy: BOOM! Moons over my hammy, baby!

Cat: Meow.
Hollywood Guy: BOOM! I love it! Never change, baby!

He probably uses phrases like "24/7/365," and dresses like this guy: